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Rhodalyn:
baby girl

awwhh hope er'thang gets better

Rhodalyn:
im flatered in bed last night but i aint happy todAY kadeejah

why aint u happy rhod? - in bed last night

u too rhodalyn - in bed last night

Rhodalyn:
Lmao kadeejah in bed last night

hehe in bed last night

Sorry, haha. I'm pretty mean, I admit that.

lol retro, ye that's aight.  i can be tha meanest b*tch sometimes buh never in tha mornings

FANTASTIC FOUR!!!!!!!
dat fire dude guy is hoooooooooooootttttttttttttttt

retro:
It's the attack of the smilies. I've missed you Kadeejah. That's a first for me.

ahahaha lol i got bored and uhhmm even though that last part kinda hurt me i missed u too

@IBB
babii i got a plan here goes. . .
obviously u like to flirt and i like to get my flirt on too_{*see, we are so meant 4 each other *}so we gon go will and jada on everybody's ass and have an open marriage! i can flirt, u can flirt, buh it wont mean a thing cuzz at the end of tha day we love each other and u will alwayz be my #1 so hows d@t babii? damn u married a smart wife didnt u

***u should prolly agree to this cuzz im giving u one more chance, i put all my flirting aside and i still see u flirting with otha girls. buh das okayy, we gon make it work babii ***
love u babii! lol!

like hell i am




tpbm is also bored?

couldnt sleep in bed last night

towel

lol k ill go try dat byeeee

j-girl:
Then it's either insomnia or you need to switch your mind off as in stop letting your mind wander

ye i guess so. im alwayz real tired buh my eyes jus wont shut

these are just some of the jamaican words/phrases i kno

Batty – ass
Batty bwoy, batty man – a gay person
Batty hole – anus, asshole
Bloodclaat – curse word ref. to sanitary napkin
Bright – rude
Buddy, wood, hood, hose, cocky  – privates, penis
Bugga, buggaman – gay, Sissy, someone who participates in anal sex
Buggary – anal sex
Bumboclaat – curse word ref. to used toilet tissue
But a wah di rass – what the f*ck
Dutty – dirty
Dutty gyal – dirty bitch
Frass – stoned, wasted
Fuckery – bleeped up, bullsh*t
Fyah fi yu – burn in hell
Ganja – marijuana, weed
Gwey – go away, f*ck off
Gyal – girl (in other contexts – bitch)
Him a play numba two – he’s a gay
Infant-killa – pedophile
Licky-licky – someone who gives MouthAction
Lossaz – slut, loose woman
Mampy, mampy crab – fat bitch
Nuh ramp wid mi – don’t f*ck wit me
Punaani, pum-pum – pussy
Rass – ass
Renk – stinking, rude
Rent-a-dread – fake Rastafarian man LovePeddler with dreadlocks
Sketel, sketel-bomb, sketz, skud-missile – slut
Sodomite – dyke (lesbian)
Yu face fava sh*t – your face looks like sh*t
A wah di rass clot yuh chat bout? – what tha f*ck are you talking about?
Boom dogg – a promiscuous woman
Di gyal have one nice piece ah chest yuh see – that girl has nice breasts
Ah wha di…? – what the…?
To rass! – f*ck you!
Yu rass cleat haad eaz – you are damn stubborn
A fuckery d@t – that’s f*cked up
Rhaatid! – hell!
Mantel – male LovePeddler
Yuh deh pon skunt – you’re talking/doing nonsense
A wha yuh feel like – what do you think you’re doing
Yuh haunted fassy – you’re feeling crazy
No come to me wid them aagiment deh – don’t come to me with that type of story
Gunkona – go f*ck yourself!
A wah di bloodclaat dew yuh? – what the f*ck is wrong with you?
Skunt – cunt (pussy)

Other curse words
Brown dogg
Blouse in skirt
Blow wow
Blurtnawt, blurtneet
Bombawt
Bongopushdigrasskvaat
Bamborasspussyholeclaat
Blurnaut

I might’ve spelt some of the words wrong buh oh well. lol

nah it aint cuzz of him i jus cant sleep fa real, ive been like this all week dunnno why

i cant sleep

IBB:
so baby, how would you feel if i said you're cheating on me after reading this!

datz not cheating on u, i jus said i wanted to meet him cuzz he'z cool. u dont here me sayin he'z hott nd wut not

wuteva, im going 2 bed. IBB i don't know what 2 think anymore

k i don't know what to believe anymore im going 2 bed very sad and angry - in bed last. . .oo wuteva

hhhhmmmm. . .IBB explain yourself mister

hahaha! i could Feel It Boy in bed last night

omg! i love dat guy frum comic view he'z hella funny

i know you see it - yung joc

lol

IBB:
my baby's not like other Nairaland girls who flirt in the absence of their partner. i love you babe!!!

yup, u kno me too well babii. and i love u too

yup! and u called me Candy Girl in bed last night.

no problem girl u too eve.