₦airaland Forum

The fear of fulani herdsmen in this t-pain's government na wa !

But the governor is an usher in his church, hallelujah!

Its the people from the South-East that keep giving the South-West their numbers. In fact the whole of the country!

Yet they say inflation has reduced, but the interest rate remains at 27%

Na only pxssy go make me go any of these countries...

Please seal it ! Ban it! expunge it ! remove it !

Or quick five minutes on top of that woman that comes from the village (because of big fresh laps) to beg for money, and belle go enter, at least another hand in the farm.

Harddiskng:
Brother, life no balance for some people

Husband and wife dey do frepor back and forth for years, plus millions spent no results.

But 5 minutes quick between two teens for toilet, belle don show

Sorry about that. Let the man find one female hawker, or village woman with plenty kids, the end goal is children

I mean her husband was stabbing her with his manhood for two days straight...

I pity the agent whose wife has big backside, his oga will arrest him for spying for the nation of Israel.

Stealing the drum is different from knowing how to beat the drum.

I foresee the scrapping of NYSC.

Don't date above your level, leave big brezz and biy ikebe for now.

I pity the five women. May their rescue be fast.

You need to apply for a new visa. You cannot change the visitor visa. Careful with this plan. It might well take you much longer to get to the point of being ready to apply for a work visa than your visitor visa lasts, and then you have to return home...

hayyawithme:
Hello everyone.
Please I need a sincere advice.
I would like to apply for a New Zealand visitor visa, my intention is to convert it to work, study or otherwise visa while in Zealand.

Please does anyone have an idea on how I should go about it, I don't mean how to apply for the visa because that I can confidently do on my own.

I mean how easy my plan and purpose would be while in New Zealand.

I am open to private and public advice.
Thanks

Take flagyl and imodium. Get ORS. Get probiotic. And mind where you eat.

CHOP MESS ! WIKE BOYYYYYY !

buygala:
Ok

Welcome back, Oga Brigadier

When next you are going into Combat, help us carry with you star boy Lieutenant Yarima...Let him replace our heroes lost who fell fighting alongside you.

Just as he has done to Wike, he needs to also teach terrorists and bandits respect and dignity of the military

Lt Yarima has obviously shown his combat readiness with his recent exploit of excellent gatekeeping of private land in Abuja.

I thank God that the end is coming to the Christian genocide in Nigeria !

Universities always have higher approval rates compared to other institutions of learning. Keep that in mind.

Thinking that your life will be better because your co-religionist and/or your fellow tribal brethren is in power, yet you want Arsenal to only hire the most competent coach to manage the team.

36 months PhD vs 12 months to 18 months MSc ... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii see wetin T-Pain dun cause !

The same China that disappeared when Israel was giving it to Iran from behind ?

Yes make sure your wife has a big load behind or in front, or both, and take her everywhere you go especially in parties where there are big men there.

#COPIED

Today, my heart bleeds at the number of people that have messaged with asking for verification of their "New Zealand visit visa approval e-letters."" It turns out that all, with no exception, are fake. These individuals paid millions of naira to people who promised them, not a pay a dime till their visas are out.

Hooray! Their "visas" come out, and they happily send these hard-earned money. To their chagrin, it is all a phony scheme. There was one that was arrested at the airport for attempting to travel with a fake travel document (visa). He shared his ordeal with me on how he was allowed to go after "dropping something."

The worst of it all is people that sell New Zealand Travel Authority (NZTA) "visas" for millions of naira under the guise of cruise ship to New Zealand. This NZTa costs $20, but unsuspecting individuals pay millions of naira and the marauding agents of darkness take these monies knowing fully well the "clients" will never travel. NZTa is not for Africans. You can not come to New Zealand on a cruise ship except you have a second passport. Whatever lie they tell you about Fiji (visa free for Nigerians and most Africans) is a fraud. You will never land New Zealand from Fiji Islands on a cruise ship.

Today, someone tearfully shared me with me how they parted with 16.5 million naira for this same NZTa "visa package" to New Zealand. It has been 6 months, and it has been stories on top stories. He was blocked today and any hopes of that money coming back is long talk.
Painfully, New Zealand visit visa gets approved in 3 weeks latest not months.

What hurts me the most is that I consistently talk about this on my wall but it seems many allow it breeze past their ears.
New Zealand visit visa is 441NZD. The entire package if you have proof of funds shouldn't cost you more than 5 million naira, this is together with flight ticket (because New Zealand is considerably far).

#COPIED

And he said this in English and typed this in English.

If the Muslims are not complaining, what can we do? we Christians have decided to cry out.

Lukgaf:
It is hypocrisy to say that only Christians are affected by the insecurity in Nigeria. Let’s be objective, please!

Five points only sighhh !

Big lie ! Big lie ! Big lie !