kunlexze:
am fine oo.. Happy weekend!

same 2 yhu jawe

Dapoxion:
.... no no no.... the crush thing ain't mutual o #lolz..... it's from one side only..... what in d world were u thinking

which side oo?cuz e no be from ma side

Dapoxion:
..... something's wrong wid u?.... my, that's derogatory.... anyways, I'm cool, nothing EEZ wrong with moi.... but.... I am weird.... seriously... you'd see...

hehe grammarian,see the way yhu dey Behind the english....sey they no get the same meaning ni?..... Let school resume first lemme see wah type of wierd youre talking about...maybe yhu wear yhur trousers be4 ur underwear or yhu wear glasses backwards,we shall see

horeofe:
lmao,i can c layo z rubbin on al of u wit d narrowin of eyes or lukin suspiciously at posts...kaseshi nd kunlexze,u r sighted.

HOROFE!!! Finally,a sane girl is here

Dapoxion:
.... this is not gonna be me..... it's worse than ME

#ANTICIPATION

ItzTun3chi:

Sadly, I was indisposed
Was discharged today.. .so how are you
And where is Kaseshi now

holla itztun3chi,how yht dey? And btw,yhu got a mail.

kunlexze:
ewwww!!! *narrows eye suspiciouly* carry on bro

*spanks head*

Dapoxion:
.....lolz.... really.... u mean u don't have even 2 or 3 friends?? well, u just got yourself one....ME

i had one buh when she went to uni she just didnt have time 2 call me,then i made fone ma bestie then ma peeps con dey talk sey me get phone addiction,shey na me cause am?......awwww really? *Looks at yhu wif suspicious eyes* ope say noting is involved o?

Methylblack:

Hmmm...you are right...i will walk up to there office and tender myself for there test and certification...i beleive if i can do that and trend on social media i will meet buhari the third day

lol..yhu fink say buhari will have time 4 yhu?

kunlexze:
Kaseshi i sight you oo

Dapoxion:
Kaseshi my lovely crush.... na me sight u first but...... Kunlexze's network is faster

lmao...wetin happen this afternoo whey i miss....my little boi*blows kiss* and comic book guy*bone crushing bear hug*how una dey na?

Goodnight anyone nd everyone...see ya when i see ya!

Layooluwa:

marking yhur territory

Layooluwa:

sat ni oh

lolz,see how yhu talk am lyk say i be animal,which territory?......owk sha,we will meet on sunday then

IamOlayinka:
take heart is nt d point for now jare, hw i go see who go squat me ni koko joor i cant afford to stay off campus and more so, i no wan carry dat 10 unit course

oya nairalanders, come and help a brah in need o

Layooluwa:
looool, pele. We'll see on sunday den

when are yhu arriving?

Layooluwa:
huh? , ar yhu doin wat i tink yhu ar doin?

ehn?what am i doing o?!?

IamOlayinka:
whalahi na fact i dey yarn... after waitin in d cafe like waitin 4 the second coming of jesus, oau still fall my hand

eyah sowie brah...take heart

Methylblack:

yeah...im waiting for SON and NAFDAC to test me out and certify my quality as best money indicator in Nigeria

lolz...keep waiting 4 NAFDAC, yhu will wait till youre hundred

Layooluwa:

hehehehehe. Kaseshi, wen ar yhu comin to skul? Sat or sun?

by the grace of God,29th. Wanted to come on the 28th buh ma dad is going 4 ma cousins wedding

Chai low battery!!! Nepa why na?!?

Just4yhu:
Are U An Artist? Btw, I'll Like To Meet U, I Like Weird Pple

*clears throat* hmmm *looks at yhu wif suspicious eyes* F.T.C Dedicating this page to dapoxion aka the wierd/comic book guy

imarrpopson:
3

going to part 4 now sir? Oga mi *mimics surrender posture*

imarrpopson:
3

going to part 4 now sir? Oga mi *mimics surrender posture*

Layooluwa:

help me tell him oh, nd evn yhu too, nobody is wierd jhor. We all jst wantu believe dat we aren't normal, dat dere is sumfin dat differenciate us frm oda ple. Dapoxion, yhu arent wierd oh.

layooluwa.yhu are right!!! People arent wierd,just their thoughts,so comic book guy,you and i arent weird,i just figured something is wrong wif me

Methylblack:

miss kaseshi pls dont beleive all things o...even bible said dnt beleive all spirits... 'test' all spirit and know whichbis true. That one na spirit o no be man no be nigeria...
Methylblack is my chemical name. The first human indicator in d world. Im an indicator for detecting the intensity of money...just put me into money and see how i will change...u gat me?

aiit...lmao,na so so money chai

Dapoxion:
..... I'll show u a new drawing.... but later... coz I need to think out somethings...

owk,i'll be expecting..,buh if youre drawing yourself,smile o!! Yhur last facial expression was......serious. I want CHANGE!!

Methylblack:

I laugh in german...so u beleive them?...there is a hidden word there...it should be put thus: there are bedspaces for all 'fast and sharp' freshers...thats OAU for u...if u havnt got one...sort urself out asap...try nd look for alternatives

if someone told me that nigeria has a nuclear weapon hidden somewhere,i'll believe..i pity people wey no fit land bedspace fah...but that aside,why yhur name be methyl black na?

Dapoxion:
..... lols.... asylum well, my own asylum wouldn' be normal. it would be maximum security o.... u think weird is normal seriously, if u don't meet people with like minds, ur weirdness would probably be out of place.... me enh, my friends do look at me when I say what I wanna draw next, they look at me with a "Is me mad" eye... #lolz.... but probably, that's why the tend to like me shaa

maximum security eh? Mind will be on mars like borris the animal...yhu have friends? Aint got any,and ive learned to keep ma wierdness locked in tight..so anyone who looks at me be like "mehn thats a normal chicka" and i be lyk "snickers"

Dapoxion:
..... .... come on nao..... whatever did I do?

yhu did everything jor!

Dapoxion:
..... I call myself weird because....... I'm toooooooo imaginative.... in everything.... toooooooo imaginative.... and not just imaginations, weird ones #lols

hehehe,if youre wierd then i should be in an asylum..yhu think say na only yhu get wierd imaginations,mine spiral outta control sometimes..darling,wierd is the new normal,thats why they are called thoughts or imaginations,whichever..and i genuinely thank God that only i have access to ma thoughts cuz.....damn...........

Dapoxion:
..... hmmmmmm...... probably..... I wonder how I do it sha

you can vex person ehn!! Anyways yhur loss.

rodhy:


lol na oau cause am o

FTC

hehe,oau dey turn person head....buh i tot that accomodation is available 4 ALL freshers na...why another story

rodhy:
as I don get hostel na Godwin *dancing shoki* moz blkL ground floor room109 bed 10 where's my roomie o

layooluwa I don get o

lolz,yhu dey dance shoki for godwin ni?