A40:
You can't make this shyte up men

But the fūckęr took a heavy hit with those transfers

Omo, na time to pray make Lukaku mishit a penalty and get a card tomorrow. Seems majority of managers have him on their books.

raumdeuter:
Looks like I got my captain decision right this time

De Bruyne!! I was close to making him my captain but the deadline passed right about when I was about to hit the confirm button. I was hoping no one captained him in the stakers league till I saw your team. Anyways, no shaking. A Giroud hat-trick and I should usurp Nihilist and lalaboi for table

Phuck me! Sterling na Oloshious fellow! Kept faith with this slowspoke from GW1, sold his non-performing a$$ this morning only for him to bag a hatrick I already took a -8 for this GW! I dey vex mehn

U1:
Man, why won't these Western people just stop tampering with the clock? Just like that pesin don miss out on some important changes. Hope it doesn't come back to hunt me, though.

Guy, what happened? Wetin do clock for your side? I'd to stay awake to update and make changes before the deadline. I wasn't sure of the time difference, so I kuku no sleep to make sure I had my team setup right.

Agent Bendtner!!

chamotex:

Nihilist
Lalaboiy
Raumdeuter
OAM4J
Ibime
Coogar
A-40
U1
Kashmo

Guys please drop an email address to send details.
Including myself...that makes 10.
Any other person that wants to join will have a week to do so.

Hommie, check your 'menu........@hotmail.co.uk' email. I emailed you.

chamotex:
Who's interested to put some money on it for fun.
£10/20. If we can get between 10-15 people, we can set it up.
Serious folks only!

Hommie, count me in if this $h!t surfaces. Send a PM when decision is made. Any amount, I'm game.

Manager: Badazz Sapper!
Team: 3rd Special Forces!

Oya send me fa cup code o, sister Mukina2.

Dayo don kidnap Dj put for car trunk! I see him doing a Stan like suicide with this a$$ whopping

Fūćk yeah!!! Finally getting the revenge from last year . . . . Dortmund crashing that treble

Comedy Gold!!!

raumdeuter:
Et tu Dante?

Dayo speaking another tongue eh

Le Coq MOTM by a country mile!! Monreal a close 2nd.

I really like how conservative we've become lately, ditching the gung-ho attitude we known for. It's very rare we get caught on counter-attacks by teams, nowadays. Long may it continue . . . .

All this fuss about needing a world class DMF is farce to me! It's only in the EPL dudes like Schneiderlin are touted as mega million prospects.

I don't see the Madrids, Bayern Munich, and Juventus playing with a dedicated "World Class" DMF!! If your central midfield pairing are $h!t nothing a DMF can do about it. As for Le Coq, he has done a tremendous job since he went straight to the first team. I rather stick with him than these names been bandied about. Heck, give me a Midfield pairing of Le Coq, Pogba & Vidal and Arsenal should have all guns blazing!

Aguero na baba nla oja oyingbo Chai! I can only blame myself for failing to update my team. Just phucking wasted lost a free transfer this GW

Liverpool's resurgence is worrying! This is why I was opposed to them picking a win against Southampton. It's going to be a tough battle securing champions league spot.

Great win by the way!!

YoungForever:
liking the in-house banter to keep the spirit high...

Ibime the Arsène Wenger of the house--past glory..

Nah bro, he's the Harry Redknapp of the house.

3rd Special forces

Nihilist:
You mean this chairman actually saved screenshot from 2012 to console himself?

This type of guy go dey hug pics of his ex on a Friday night, while she's out in town getting the Django...

Gustavo don craze, walahi

Ibime:


Is it revision of history when your name is written on both the FPL and FA cup trophy? I'm not even mentioning my 2 second place finishes in the FA Cup cos like I told you trophyless ninjas, 2nd place is the first loser!!!

Trophyless ninjas!!!

LMAO! Glory, Glory, Scummie of the FPL You're nothing to write home about these days bruv! Niggie, how did you manage to fall off just like that? Ooops, I get it! You became Ape shįt once you got thrown in the deep sea with the sharks. Your days of swimming in the shallow ponds feeling like catfish are over. Get with the times, son!

Ibime:


Managers are talking, thís assistant coach is opening his mouth.

Kashmo, what have you achieved in your managerial career? You are only known in FPL for being Azpis praise-singer.

Ninja you are the Rui Faria of FPL!

Thunder fire the hand wey you tey type this crap!! Me praise AZ on here Az himself can never say I praised him on here. You must be referring to Lekkie, dummy.

At least I don't go around claiming past glory, and I've always held myself consistently despite the busy schedule I have.

One thing I know i've achieved that you can never in your entire fpl career is, delete my team in shame, fall off to page 4, and to drop out of the top 20 every season. You no see as your punk sef dey struggle like pompey ni Harry Redknapp of our time

chamotex:


If no be say we threaten am last year e for don delete team again

I'm sure that's what he's getting at right now!! You no see as he dey lament dey revise history since ni

I for like if he admit say he wan delete himself as frustration don almost kill am.

raumdeuter:


You played when most players barely knew the rules. We had nuccas like duduspace just occupying space. That season was also easy as we had consistent standout performers like Kompany, Nani, Bale, Yaya, and Van Persie you can leave your team for weeks and you are certain these players would deliver.

This season you had to do a lot of tinkering based on week by week form which is why ninjas like you are falling behind because your scouting is wacked.

Thats why you still have fuckkingg Graziano Pelle in your team as a striker. A striker who has scored just 2 goals in the past 18 matchdays Nucca I cant divide, thats 1 in say 9 matchday. Ipukulu to be honest that is lame

Nucca switch up your tinkering, your coaching is garbage

This!! DK said it all right here . . . .

Ibime needs to put up or shut up. My niggie sounding like a broken record each passing week

raumdeuter:


Na every season Ipukulu boyz no dey get time. Na him dey tell us how to manage teams that it doesnt take more than 10mins per week.

Last season he deleted, this season dem dey use am wipe floor

You dey mind the buffon, dk That $h!t was directed towards me then, now imagine the flimsy excuses coming from Ibime since last season!

I thought the ninja said he's a vet in this $h!t . . . Now we know where you belong and it's becoming harder for you to rise from the lower rungs with your fellow strugglers like duduspace.

Spy360:
We dey 3rd sha, hope Liverpool hammers Southampton.

I rather Southampton hammer them!! Best bet a stalemate.

Southampton's challenge will tail-off towards the end of the season. I can't see them gaining any momentum to push for 3rd place! It's going to be a 3 way battle between the Saints, Scums, and Liverpool for 4th place.

4llerbuntu:
The latest and greatest gunner was born today.
i I've been blessed with a bouncing baby boy today.
grateful. dedicate this blessing to all gooners out there

I'm buying his arsenal academy forms right away. greater than Thierry. u heard it here first

Congrats 4ller!! And welcome to the beautiful world of gooners, young one

Proudly, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas was supposed to be the big thing then. What a waste of talent as he's playing in league two now, I think. Szczeny broke both his arms that year, proudly. James Shea was the guy behind the sticks for the youth team. You have to add Giles Sunu to that list of players from that era.

Anyone still doubting Le Coq? Dude is becoming a monster every phucking game!!

It's so refreshing seeing everyone hit top form in Jan/Feb, as this might propel us towards a winning run.

Bellerin & Ozil MOTM for me!!

Gbedu never start?! Omo make DJs knack us correct jamz as e dey go! No long thing, omo Na Friday tinz

Ijoya! Munich in flames

What a goal

Bayern ain't coming back from this! Wolfburg ain't smiling mehn. . . . Entertaining so far.

ritchboy:
I just dey observe...

Damn bro, where you been hiding all these months? Welcome back to hell o . .

raumdeuter:


Best defender in the world

Did you see Kompany disgracing himself against Boro?! Na sodomy for both defenders today, mehn!