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I honestly do not think it (the marriage ) will work, two different personalities and both self centered, just my opinion

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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I" then pointed at his knees (meaning "need",) and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I am coming, ".

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

When you have an old one

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I can be reached on 0811283853, or simply reply here.
Thanks

@ElRazur still waiting

Oil industry indeed, we need that, if only the MEND guys will allow you, or JT will kill you first. Please what is happening to us these days, no job war in the making and hunger in the land, abeg God help Nigeria oooooo

No requests?

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@ElRazur, still waiting for the IK diaro

New upload, selection of highlife kings, like St. Augustine, etc

Ok, Obey and KSA classics uploaded!!!

@ElRazur, pleasecan you help with the requests? timi osukoya's song for me aka TELEMI and I.K. Dairo collection

that's OK

@ElRazur, you can upload to the collection too, just send the file to this email: c.I.momah.nijatunes@blogger.com, and it will go to the site, thanks for contribution,lets keep our old tunes alive

New upload:
Sunny Ade Classics
Cloud 7
Joe Nez

More coming, as requests come in

Sweet mother to be uploaded this week

[b]I Found it difficult to find some good old tunes from Nija to download, so i uploaded some, for the old guys and those who enjoy old tunes, I really don't know what you guys might want to download, so i will welcome any suggestion or request; just make request and i will try to find the tracks, hope you all enjoy it.
  And by the way, its all free and the link is: http://oldtunesnija..com/

I am currently uploading highlife so if u have names etc let me know; send your requests.