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mencade5: kayjuu?

I heard my name

frankben: mystery?

You better tell me what it stands for else i report you to the mod....

We need to know when we're being manipulated spiritually

Lol...really

frankben: jigsawkillah, why is it that you always conclude your post with SAW?

What does that "saw" stand for?

I've been wondering same myself

mencade5: singing ''slow down, i just wanna get to know you''
''dont just turn around, cos u look so beautiful to me''
''slow down, everytin about u feels so good to me'' ''and bless me with you beauty, cutie''

*winks*

Really??

charijee: Good morning peeps!
Beautiful day it is
Stay cool and have fun

Morning charijee
How are you dear?

JigsawKillah: good morning princess
hw's u?


SAW

Morning.
Me is good.
You?

mencade5: i apologise my lady. I take permission roght now from you to enter this room...can u now remove that ring so that we can start afresh?

Na...can't do that. I'm happily married

frankben: mawning dear.... What took you so long?

Sleep dear, sleep!
How are you?

MzMariah: Una morning o.

Morning

Cheriepet: Haba CJ u no c KP and Lorlaahlozz, Xtar names call na me n Kaybaby u dey call chief amebo... u haff finish us

Cheriepet...I'm telling you. She haff finish us

JigsawKillah: kisses to everyone?
I dont kiss everyone!
#heartbroken#


SAW

Lol...tragic

daveP: guyyyy!! Your food dey burn.!!! No be this we give u contract for! (in undertaker's voice)im goina pin u down ,if u do that 1 MORE (EMPHASIS) TIME(DROPS MIC)

Haha...our cook don miss road

missyhorlah: hey bro#beats him hard# wake up from your dream.its time for night prayer

Lollz...nice one

JigsawKillah: #pulls out gun#
then life isnt worth living! Lemme just die na!


SAW

You go fear love

mencade5: ashawo man...hahaha...u don see sexy waist the tin no make u rest abi? Well, where is that kayjuu jare.

*exposes my 6 packs for her to see*

*blank stare* is that all you got?
Not moved

daveP: *looks@ wallclock* is this a beauty sleep routine? Hmm(smooches beard)

Lol...I had an early start today. Morning

mencade5: davep, i dont need anyone's authority before i get into this house. By the who is kayjuu and lanicky? I hope they are sexy, with big booty, and jovial. I like my lady this way, all the time.

I've got a ring on me finger...morning, since you entered without permission

daveP: this yam is sweet o! Okay.u be d num1 waking up everymorning to chk him out soon.watch out

Lol

frankben: come back here

I'm back...morning

Goodnight lovelies!

lanicky: Lol...see first amebo.
*whispers*
Pls don't tell Xtarxhyne nd MzMariah oo
U see....there are so many crazy bikemen in my school...mtcheew
If u're endowed @ d front....my sister na wahala for my skul...this stewpid bikemen will intentionally pass through a bad road dat's filled with big potholes.
Immediately they hit a pothole....they'll rest their back on ur breast...if u no get brain...u go think say na d pothole cause am.
The thing dey vex me no be small....
Today I decided to deal with one of 'em
I borrowed a divider from my friend *divider has a very sharp edge*

Ye!!!! Lanicky ooo...I haff dead! What now happened?

daveP: hmm,uve been spying..sssh! Mencade5 the yam and egg frying specialist needs a contract.can u approve his entrance to d house?

I'm don't have the authority to do that...when lanicky comes

frankben: since you said your husband is free minded, i don't think he'll find it threatening/being cheated if you use um.....

Watcha think?

If I use "um"? But that's not a word! Neither does it define our relationship

daveP: U can investiagte 3days back,by then ul erm understand!!

Lanicky's room?

frankben: I was thinking of another word @da bolded

What word could that be?

harlos: m fine, little cold tho.
How was ur day?

Good...yours?

frankben: i wouldn't want him to think negative when he sees me....

It would be expedient for me to leave now....

*walks out*

brb

He won't think negative of you. He's very open minded.. And I'll tell him you're a friend

frankben: i'm leaving.... Extend my greetings to him

Please don't leave oo...come and greet him yourself!

harlos: Kayjuu forgive my ignorance..... Good evening

Good evening harlos...how are you this splendid evening?

daveP: Hi roomies!!( locks room 6) toneTonz xup?

What's your own with room 6 Na?

frankben: Is your hubby around?

Why are you so concerned about me and my hubby na?
Yes, he's around! Do you want to greet him?

frankben: so that means i'm progressing....


#NOLIELESSONS

Progressing from what to what?
I dunno bout your other lies Na so I can't tell