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neroflo:
I won bodeaux match
fixed @ 1/2
odd 30

Sharrap there! Screenshots or ...

Lukesmith:
Laval - Dijon
Tip: X/X
Odd: 5.00

Bordeaux - Nice
Tip: 1 / 1
Odd: 4.20

Epinal - Strasbourg
TIP:X/2
ODD:5.00

Boulogne - CA Bastia
Tip : X / 1
Odd : 5.00+

Casted into Mr. Ibu's big dirty tummy

Rangers - Hearts - 1st team to win both halves (No @1.35)
Cheltenham - Morecambe - 0:2handicap @1.22
Nancy - Orleans - 0:2handicap @1.3
Arles - Angers - 1st team to win both halves (No @1.3)

Total odd: 2.7

teezy00:
Kaylechy ur guy dy Bleep me up o,gettn to 3 days now,imagine d amount of cash i could have made dx past days...so frustrating

Bro i dun tire 4 this matter. Have tried talking to him but he said ur case is kinda complicated coz he never received any airtime 4rm u. Na dat guy de fund my merrybet acc 4me. He even funded me last nite so this whole tin juz ∂εү confusing.

finest0007:
I beg you play am? Olodo

It is when fools like you lose one bet you start crying.. You de talk like say you no know as betting be,abi na me de play the ball?

Show me one person here whose tips is always correct.Even calebsky & co make bad tips..Handle a loss like a man & stop mopping

K

Donemmex:
ABEG.....OOOO...................PLS SMALL STAKE.....

Don Baba E, thanks for that ysday draw. Added Juve αηδ barca 1st half win to d game αηδ won 27k+ Abeg i wan use 10k subscribe to ur weekly draws Today. Try pick ur call let's talk b4 u send ur account details. Waiting pls..

finest0007:
Roller bet
I would start with #2500 & bet on a single or double I'm very confident & aim to raise as high as possible.Got to #10000 yesterday before Madrid ruined it

Bet 1

Japan & Ajax to win @1.62

#2500 to #4062.50

Bro, if i play ur game again make iBend! #noOffence

Naso u talk say Ivory coast go win yesterday. I go put am for my Acca αηδ na only Ivory coast cut am. 55k wey i 4 win just enter water. Mtcheeew

Donemmex:
ABEG.....OOOO...................PLS SMALL STAKE.....

YesSir! Make i stake 10k then

Donemmex:
SINGLE DRAW FOR TODAY
GREECE SUPER LEAGUE
Platanias – Atromitos......DRAW
See yah after the match.......ABEG SMALL STAKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Na ATM idey nw so. I wan pull 35k stake only for this game.

Creamish:
Bros for write the name of the cream na...just incase...mayb the person he thinks is a ghost actually bleached d skin to dat extent with dat cream...

OP pls upload the pix of the cream.

Remember its my frnd on facebk dat posted this not me. He said the cream name is written in Arabic αηδ he promised to upload d pix of the cream on FB later today. As soon as i get d pix i wl def post it here.

Creamish:
LOLz....was it TURA?

Hahahahahahaha...This one pass Tura my sister.

He stopped using d cream ysday but he said he wants to show the cream to some ppl thats y he can't throw it away nw.

Xata:
i no say na only alabi school you go... so small maths u no sabi....

having 5k as bankroll

lost= N273 bankroll Remaining = N4727
lost= N304 Bankroll Remaining = N4423

Staked N615 bankroll now N3808
& I Won= N1592 Bankroll Now= N5400=============PROFIT N400


BANKROLL AGAIN N5400

Lost= N221 Bankroll remaining = N5179
Lost= N283 Bankroll remaining = N4896

Staked N474 bankroll now = N3948
& I won= N1379 Bankroll Now N5801==============PROFIT ANOTHER N400

BALANCE N0W 5801


[size=30pt]NOW WHO LAFF LAST HAHAHA[/size]

Just 801naira wey no even reach money to buy beta MB αηδ u ∂εү make animal noise. Smh

My friend Emma posted this on facebook so i decided to share it here on NL. Pls what should he do coz the guy is so scared & confused.


Emmanuel Ifediata

Something strange has been happening to me for sometime now and I think I know where it is coming from.
There is this body cream I received from a female friend as a gift on my birthday (Dec 25). Ever since I started putting this cream to use, I have not quite seen the need to buy a perfume or cologne for myself because the cream has a pleasantly rich scent. Somebody once stopped me on the road when I passed him by to ask me the name of the perfume I was wearing. I smiled broadly and told him it was only a cream. So that's how good the cream could get.

But there's something about this cream I want to tell you. Whenever I apply this cream in the morning, as I stroll down the street to get to the road where I would board a shuttle that would take me to my place of work, a pack of stray dogs that usually gather together in the street, very early in the morning, used to stare at me with great intensity. And as if that was not enough, these dogs would often accentuate it with relentless barking until I'm out of their field of vision. This thing happens everyday once I apply the cream. I have noticed that the only day I forgot to apply the cream because I was in a haste to leave the house (because I didn't want to be late to work), those dogs didn't even know when I passed. They were always six in number and the six of them were busy wagging their tails and playing when I passed.
Let me explain this further: three nights ago, after I had taken my bath, I applied the same cream because of the chilly cold of the night. I applied the cream that night because I believed it was going to insulate me from the night cold. I had a terrible dream.

In the dream, I saw a shrouded figure in spotless white standing in the middle of a mile of open country. It was laughing and crying at the same time and it's voice was like the voice of a thousand women who were in labour pains. It sent shivers down my whole frame and I felt my whole body covered in goose pimples as the figure began to approach me. I raised one leg to pick race but it froze in midair. I felt my pupils dilate. A high-pitched gasp escaped my lips and my heart thudded. I could hear the sound of my own heartbeat, the sound of fear and terror. The shrouded figure was closing in on me fast, very fast. I remembered Jesus and wanted to shout "Jesus!" But the word refused to come out. It got stuck in my throat. It was as though a powerful hand had gagged my mouth and chained it with iron. I started to struggle for my life, kicking and fighting the air for my freedom. The shrouded figure was real close by now and as soon as it stretched it's hand to touch me, I jolted from my sleep and woke up. My eyes quickly flashed at the wall clock in my room and it was 2am.

Lo and behold, standing at the threshold of the door to my room was the same shrouded figure clothed in spotless white. Fear gripped me. Goose pimples flushed through my whole frame again and again. I wanted to spring up from my bed and take off but I couldn't even move my hands and my legs. My neck was stiffened too, so that turning it this way and that became practically impossible. It started approaching me, gently, gently. As it approached, I heard a legion's voice in my head. It was going to drive me mad. I wanted to shout Jesus but couldn't. I kept trying still because it was the only option I had left. The figure was just about 2 feet away from my bed when light suddenly came in the electric bulb and illuminated the whole room. Just then, the thing disappeared from sight and I sprang up at once from my bed frantically shouting "Jesus" like a mad person.

In the morning, I told a fellow freethinker about it and he said it was nothing. He explained that it was mere "sleep paralysis" and referred me to one of the monographs we had read as postulants in The Rosicrucian Order, some few years back. When I told him about the cream and how I suspected the cream of being behind my haunting, he said it was a mere cream but I insisted it was not a mere cream. As he was bent on proving me wrong, he followed me to my house and applied the same cream on his body generously. He even took some of it with him. Even though he applied it at night, nothing unusual happened to him.

I felt that he could be right after all. So, last night, I applied the same cream again and went to bed. After a few hours of peaceful sleep, I woke up and went to my toilet to urinate. As I was urinating, I thought to myself that I had not been haunted that night and that my free-thinker friend was right. It was only a sleep paralysis that I had. As for the dogs, maybe they didn't like the scent of the cream. That was that.

I went back to bed again as at 2:09am.
After some time, a friend of mine came to my bedside and woke me up to tell me that somebody died in the neighbourhood. When I wanted to ask her who the person was, I couldn't see her anymore. Then it dawned on me that this friend of mine who came to break the sad news of someone's death to me actually died two years ago. It was her ghost that visited me!

I have not been myself since 2:10am. I have been awake since then, thinking about the whole thing. I think I am in trouble.


Mods, pls would appreciate if this is moved this FP. Thanks!

Akin Alabi jazzzz is the highest ever! Na today i believe. Kai!

With her two left leg (k-leg).

teezy00:
i knw its jux dat i wanted to play dx evenings game

Tried reaching him but his fone is switched off. Him dun fund u?

teezy00:
kaylechy i have done necessary arrangement with him n now sent d details n money nw my accnt stil nt credited and his number switched off

Haba! Wait let me call him. Chuks can't scam u...na him ∂εү fund my account since na.

teezy00:
praemise pls can u help m fund my merrybet accnt

Call this number; 08138985716. He will do that 4u sharply.

networkgenuis:
Finally, the much awaited king of IM(BBM) has been made available on two OS platforms apart from BlackBerry OS.

This post is targeted at former BlackBerry users who will like to move their BBM contacts to the BBM running on Android, and also current BlackBerry users who will like to port to Android OS now that BBM is available on that platform but are torn between the devil and the deep blue sea on what will become of their contacts following such great move.

Worry no more as NG has brought to you an easy and seamless way to move your contacts to the new BBM for Android.
...BRB

Just got a bold 5 αηδ i want to transfer bbm contacts in my old fone (bold 4) to the bold 5. Pls how do i go abt this? Don't want to lose my contacts αηδ i gat no time to start resending requests. Pls reply ASAP. Thanks

bauer00:
the number is switched off....is he an agent

Yes he is.

litetias:
Pls someone should help me to fund my nairabet or merrybet with 500 and I'll send him 600 recharge biko

Call this number; 08138985716. Na d guy ∂εү alwys fund me

Leggo!!!

No shaking!

This is wot happens when u don't rub cream during this harmattan.

I hate:
-Beans
-Amala & ewedu ( i cnt eat dat shit even @ gunpoint)
-Stockfish