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simdam500:
"Jack is taller than Peter, and Bill is shorter than Jack."

Which of the following statements is most accurate?

(a) Bill is taller than Peter
(b) Bill is shorter than Peter
(c) Bill is as tall as Peter
(d) It is impossible to tell whether Bill or Peter is taller

its
(d) It is impossible to tell whether Bill or Peter is
taller

simdam500:
A cab driver picked a lady who was a talkative. He didn't want to engage in conversation, so he pretended to be deaf & dumb

He pointed to his mouth and ears to indicate that he could neither speak nor hear. After she alighted, he pointed to the meter so that she could see how much she owed.

She paid him and walked off. Then she realized that he could not have been a deaf mute. How did she know?

lol,she paid him but not as charged,so the driver para

simdam500:
I've posted this before when i had just 200 subs.. But, For the new subs =-)

If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place.. what place would you be in now?

still 2nd place

simdam500:
Sam who is mute (Can't talk) walks into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is completed.

Next, John who is blind walks into the same shop and wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

John is blind & can talk,so he simply asked

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edwife:
Not my fault,growing up with 7 brothers e beans?

e beans ooo

lovemaths:
I trust my club City. There's hope for us.

No Hope

JEITO:
Chelsea making it easy


In other news, Barca dey collect from PSG o. Come dey make me wonder who dey home again

psg dn collect back

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Datruggedman:
my guy calm down reason well and follow d topic

ok....

DaBullIT:
ma fi ishekushe she mi lowo meeen .

Translate

Datruggedman:
meaning?

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Elliotwiz1:
tecp5

just call cc

which phone b that u de talk sef

slimzypink:
of course Southhampteen would beat menchesterumited

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oliidell:
Ode, Man stands for Manchester. Ain't notin like Womanchester

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Antell95:
you be #gay?

u go know after the match

seydam21:
busted! you go ban yourself 4rm dis thread around 10pm today..bet me

i get million accnts

Antell95:
I go ban you oh #lastWarning

ban my @$$

Antell95:
muhmuh

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NEROSKY:
Nothing like one billion gigabytes

NEROSKY:
Nothing like one billion gigabytes... Terabytes rather

destino24:
no. it's an exabyte
1 exabyte = 1 billion gigabytes

liez,itz petabyte

nope ooo..