₦airaland Forum

jodeer: hian..ayt letz be frendz till 3pm

jodeer: ayt...wch club r u supporting really?

jodeer: hahahaha...y da lafta. Halftime sha. But who are u supporting?

jodeer: na mistake i don type am b4 im get injury...low speed of netwrk

xynerise: Liverfool & arsenal will flop as usual

jodeer: This match sef too dull....everton abeg mk me proud. Mirallas nd lukaku i nid goals ooo

fujirice: Chai! Mirallas was even crying. That sh*t must be very painful

natureblack: and you think Jesus would do anything against an Angel-di maria

keypad1: chelsea even if you park 20 buses this match will end in a draw.


1 - 1

fitzmayowa: FYM abi

seydam21: Van Gaal facing injury crisis

Defenders Phil Jones, Chris Smalling and Jonny Evans have all been sidelined, while Tyler Blackett is suspended after he was sent off in the shock 5-3 defeat at Leicester last week.

franklin000: 3.0 in favour of chelsea

nwaobitex: 3 - 0

kolomax: 3-0 up cfc

paulolee: hmm...rememba wen i wnt 4 a job application in pH...i entered a bus n saw a very pweety babe sittinq behind ma sit n wi wr exchanqinq eYe contacts tru d side mirror( she was feelinq ma laq swaqs)....wi reached our destination n i even paYed 4 hr T.p n wi had a little chat...i was kinda 2 earli bt she was alreadi late, wi exchanqed contacts n pin n she huridli left mi n climbed anoda bike....wen i qet 2 d companY...submitted ma c.v...did d first interview n dea demanded wi do some set of test b4 d aptitide test...fortunateli 4 mi, as i headed 2 d lab n saw d same damsel dt i met earlier dt DaY (she was part of d medical team)...she jus iqnored mi asif she dnt kno mi(bissines b4 plesure tinx)...it reached 4 ma turn, anoda ladi said dt i strech out ma hand 2 qet some blood required 4 d test tru ma veins...she rubbed some spirit on ma hand n inserted d injection tru ma veins n i was jus lukinq @ ma oda bizzY medical qal's sexy bodi n was imaqininq tinz n was smillinq( mi wea 8 injection die)....i went out n concluded d interview tinz...called hr later on dt same daY n she kept mi companY anytime she's less bizzY (did some cukinq n washinq tinz tru out ma stay in pH coz i was stayin alone bk den)...
WAT I LEARNT 4RM D XPERIENCE...
* i realised dt avinq a relationship wt a qal older dan u is d best...
*Avinq a relationship wt some1 in d medical field is STILL D BEST 4 MI, dea cnt FRIENDZONE U n wud av a happY s*x lyf b'coz dea kno WEN N HOW 2 HAV A SEFE N HAPPYS*X...
**drops mic**

BuddhaPalm: Fvck! What language is this?

Theanonymous9: C'mon..OK, I will add an old stocking for u.

voltron: In my secondary school days, during Inter-house Sports inan all girls boarding school a guy was raped by four girls.. they sucked his joystick and banged the shizzle out of him.. it was leter in the evening when we could not find him at the end of the event that a search started and he was found unconscious and buck-niked

adde: When better sickness hold you, that will be the least of your concerns. That is when you will remember that bible passage ... "Thou art dust..."

lusciouslex: O.p, you left out the fact that a SHY PERSON can NEVER GET LAID in the DAY. They always wait until it is DARK simply because they can't UnCloth in front of the opposite sex. Bold 6 said so!!!

siegfried99: Eleyi Gidi gan

Keenysbojan: I can shy..even till date most people do complain about being a shy person.. even to kiss my babe na wahala ,hmmm shyness is a disease ooo I don tire for am