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shoefreak: Shey you no go leave my son alone abi. I will tie your legs to a table now.

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You too, your mouth no dey close ni. You too talk. You are everywhere. **knocks his head**

Oya o. Mzmariah, my mummy av showed... Come and talk to na and see how she will just beat U

My head o, Mama iam sorry, na daddy Olubukato karry me come here o. We kame to sympathesize with d people dat created dis thread... Its lyk D challane flopped... I have sympathised with them finish and was about to go when Mzmariah called me MTN (everywhere U go) imagine dat kind thing. Knwing dat i kant beat her. I had to summon U my Mama to kum and help me deal with her.

lanicky: *finishes food* ahhhh! daveP God bless u for me oo


Gudevening ebrybody!

Sis Cheriepet & Charijee
Grandpa Frankben
Mummy MzMariah
Daddy 3Dimension
Pastor Ebola Kelvingraphics
Lady evangelist amebo Xtarxhyne
Her excellency ebola Lorlaahlozz
Deaconess amebo Missyhorlah

Lanicky if i katch U ehn, ama just kidnap dat ur Ukwu dat has been driving Frankben and Davep crazy

MzMariah:

Why are U laughing at me, i will tell my mummy shoefreak o. And u knw she will beat U as she normally does

MzMariah: Lol.

Shey U r now happy ba.. No problem. Dia ris God in everything we are doing

frankben: i looked him in the eye and what i saw was a coward who'd pass on by just a punch not to talk of my heavy kick

Pls don't punch him yet o... We are not ready to loss our deputy GM

MzMariah: Mtchew.

I will deactivate my account

charijee: Evening cutie. ....I've been watching your skills. ...how you dey?

Lolz..
Omalicha, which xkills na?

I dey fine o. U nko?

Spaxon: lolz

Why are U LOLing dear??

Truckpusher: E-boy Aw far?

E-boy??

A man with about 50 e-wives and uncountable e-children.

Chief Olubukato, u hear wetin Truckpusher kall U xo??

MzMariah:

See her face o... Pls smile 4 me.

I actually meant dat U are my mentor na, xo u should be proud dat U r mentoring me dear... Oya use dis kisses and loosen dos ugly/cute face of urs

frankben: lol.... ...

Lemme mercy for him.... Just a kick is capable of sending him to the grave...

Just a kick?
Is it kuz he is positive?

MzMariah: You are everywhere. o ga o.

Just tryna be everywhere like U, o ga o

sucobaba: Ehen?you want to help her abi? *stare hard*
My judgement....I trust my sucre,you are found not guilty but should be more careful next time.

Xo we can now take him back to his house @ yabaleft??

olubukato: Uncle K, I hail you o..

Chief i hail u X2 o.

Werin dey happen na?

Omalicha Charijee, good evening sweetie

frankben: *displays my kungfu skills first*

who should i test it with?

On Harlos o pls.

@Redgem. See, by dia name U shall knw them (Harlo(T)'s

frankben: omg!! So you guys are gossiping with my name ba? What is it this time?

Oga check up and see DaveP posing beneath his mistress

Dia Combo na die

harlos:
Then u don't how much punch ma face received niyen.....
Anyways e don go.

Whats the secret behind ur moniker?

Hmmmm
Wia ris Xtarxhyne?
Somebody is trespassing here o.... He wants to transmit E---a to my sweet Redgem...
I just graduated 4rm Martial Arts xkul ystday o.
I wouldnt want to unveil my xkilz on my besties husband o kuz if i should do ehn, igboefon xelf will reject him ni o.

Xtarxhyne kum and hold ur husby o.

Frankben and DaveP, U guys are my witness o.

frankben: lwkmd!

but wait o.... I think say na both of you dey marry her

And na me be her Chairman, DaveP is my deputy

daveP: am already big for that as umbrella.jst telling u diff btw orig and fake.street slang- 'authe'

Oga admit dat its U jhor, i promise i wont tell Frankben... I will kip it as a secret btw me and U alone.

MzPreshie: When the sun comes up, truss me you'd call out for the rains. He (God) made it so.

That's true sha.
But to me o, i prefer harmattan season to raining season.. But it depends on wia r am then.
Like here in Lagos I prefer harmattan over rainy season... But like in Abuja i prefer d later

daveP: yes u are absolutely right,chop knuckle!

Lolz.
DaveP being copywriting and making fake amends to my posts since 6pm

Spaxon: lolz... Eeyaa tek heart

Thank U my dear.

daveP: hehhehehhe ROTFLMAO. chinese made different from german made,hope u know sha.mine is german made!

Is that U beneath her

frankben: but she ain't complaining so just let it slid

She actually did... She and her husby KP kame complaining to me dat my GM who is a yabaleft escapee is tryna do xumtin dat may cost him his JT xo if u love ur JT dude, u bera xtay OFF..

frankben: na you go marry your sister or you wan kiss your sister?

Will u marry/kiss my sister by force?

daveP: MODIFIED TO TASTE

U be weyrey o..
Well d original post still remains intact as it came 4rm d manufacturer and na xo e be. Even America knws it

Spaxon: Kelvin Graphics

He is a worwor boy

Xtarxhyne: he's a nawtie bio

And d Naughty boi is married to one Naughty Xtarxhyne