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morning guys...... how is u pple doeth?

knacker:
Awuuuch Thankio
Keneth dis is d special GH. Oya confirm d POP sharpally

let me access the GH ist to be very sure it is the GH I requested for......

cutestcuty84:
knacker,I don free you o cos I no dey go back to my vomit....lols
still waiting for that prince charming

speak ur mind ooooo
is dis what ur hrt is really saying ??

cutestcuty84:
knacker,I don free you o cos I no dey go back to my vomit....lols
still waiting for that prince charming

speak ur mind ooooo
is dis what ur hrt is really saying ??

mandibeauty:
Thanks to everyone who wished me well...

I wish you what you wish urself dear!!!!!

mandibeauty:
Thanks to everyone who wished me well...

I wish you what you wish urself dear!!!!!

Gentlelord:
Well IFA says it is well with the both of you, but IFA warns knacker sternly to make sure he performs the following sacrifices so that no man would compete for your love with him.
1. He should provide the TONGUE of a 2yr old male grasshopper, d middle finger of a matured ram that is still a virgin. He should offer these to d ELDERS of the night.
2. Half chilled bottles of odeku made in the factory at night and served by Amber Rose. this should be offered to all elders of the day. that's all

#Gbam#

the gods are wise

mandibeauty:
Welcome.Come.take seat near...... (fill d blank space)

mandibeauty are u the special GH?
hope Chris no go see dis message

knacker:
Good morning Beautiful Day Good morning fellow pcms Lovely Morning to u Angelswt

morning boss...how was the nite

knacker:
Good morning Beautiful Day Good morning fellow pcms Lovely Morning to u Angelswt

morning boss..... how thy nite??

knacker:
Good morning Beautiful Day Good morning fellow pcms Lovely Morning to u Angelswt

morning boss..... how thy nite??

knacker:
The Elders r watching u from high places We will merge u soon Just PH n join d queue And pls remove all ur Senses from her ... She is on a Special GH

lol... I av also PH specially so I deserve the special GH lol

mrletsgo:
We are here

oya elder decide na

Angelswt:
let the elders in the house decide

lol who are the elders ooooo

Angelswt:
let the elders in the house decide

lol who are the elders ooooo

Angelswt:
let the elders in the house decide

lol who are the elders ooooo

Angelswt:
let the elders in the house decide

lol who are the elders ooooo

Angelswt:

angelswt should I stop observing you?

Mexyz:
OK boss, just that I was speaking based on some gists from my friends that went for interviews in popular schools in Lagos here, though they were offered the job but the pay were just too low. And for those of you teaching, kudos to you guys cause personally I don't just fancy teaching even though I taught in my secondary school before gaining admission.

sure I get ur point... some schools are just like that....
me stay at ikorodu area though I know the person am working with before now sha.... but dat my guy also runs home lesson at badore ajah for 25k

Mexyz:
30k as salary for a teacher that's yet to serve? Guy even Vivian Fowler Memorial Girls college no go pay her that much.

it is even you my correct uniben guy that is talking..... how you na

Mexyz:
30k as salary for a teacher that's yet to serve? Guy even Vivian Fowler Memorial Girls college no go pay her that much.

Broda I take ss classes math ND fmath with biology I do collect btw 25-30k(not mentioning the exact amount) and am yet to serve...a frnd of mine is collecting 28k for chemistry, basic science ND basic tech in a school at ajah ND he is also yet to serve

knacker:
Angelswt !

I don dey observe her since self

knacker:
Angelswt !

calm down na I Nova talk say she be my babe or my ex....but Nä fine babe sha

knacker:
Can I know her

I suppose dey ask you this question na so I go know if your crush no be my babe or e fit be my ex

knacker:
U dun dey cover up for her naw naw Na xo Una dey do

I no cover up for her na....i just yarn from experience

knacker:
na Una full here Good enough my crush is from there

hope ur crush is not my babe sha lolsss

mrletsgo:
Uniben ti take over

ur head is there

knacker:
salary??

her salary is suppose to reach upto 30k Nä.... d subject many sha

knacker:
Welcome sir
Na only Uniben waka come here ooo

no be only uniben oooo

Nor be only me one waka come ooooo But first of all make I go down low School/Institution: UNIVERSITY OF BENIN Course of Study: INDUSTRIAL PHYSICS Year of Graduation: 2016 Most preferred places to serve: FCT, KADUNA, DELTA, LAGOS

‪NYSC UPDATE:

This is to inform all PCMs that time table will be out by first week of march, registeration will take two weeks, correction of errors will take one week , and the Extra days is for those who will fall victims of stream 2, the earlier u register the better chances u get of falling under stream 1...... Check this fellow CMP

*NYSC ZONINGS*

*1. North Central(NC) Zone*
Plateau
Kwara
Kogi
Niger
Benue
Nassarawa
Federal Capital Territory

*2. North East(NE) Zone*
Borno
Bauchi
Adamawa
Gombe
Yobe
Taraba

*3. North West(NW) Zone*
Kano
Kaduna
Sokoto
Kebbi
Zamfara
Katsina
Jigawa.

*4. South East(SE) Zone*
Abia
Anambra
Enugu
IMO
Ebonyi

*5. South West(SW) Zone*
Lagos
Osun
Oyo
Ekiti
Ondo
Ogun

*6. South South(SS) Zone*
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross river
Rivers
Delta
Edo

*HOW TO CHOOSE*
It's no new news that the new policy of the NYSC which started from 2016 Batch A orientation course now allows every corps member to choose 4 States of their choices to serve their father land which one of the chosen 4 states would be selected at random by the NYSC management. This is how to make the selection:

1 state from the *NC* zone
1 state from either *NE or NW* zones
1 state from either *SE or SS* zones
1 state from the *SW* zone. Thank you.

‪PART 1:

Official NYSC Camp Registration
Requirements:

1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member
(colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are
not impersonating anyone. This will be
taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage never forget this.

Tip: Since many will choose the N4,000
option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet.

Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your
Call-Up letter online if subscribed
(N4,000) to that option.

2. Registration Documents: If you’re a
foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation. >> The List here

3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy.

4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD

5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School.

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS:
Now make about 10 copies of every
document required. There would be
photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c

8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/ bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued
with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

PART 2:
9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and
Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN)
respectively.

10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. This saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along.
You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.
Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1
NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki
Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-
shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of
green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of
Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of
White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:
11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at
camp to just fulfill all righteousness
which surely would never be your size
especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6).

Why? Because you probably wont have
time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man- O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of
colored clothes because you wont need
them.

12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS
SHOES: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes
customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this
in camp, so in case you are not able to
get you could buy in camp just carry
extra cash for that because the price
would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you haveno choice than to buy. Now, If you
happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa).

The parade fields/mammy market will be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp. Rubber boots in action. Kaiama Camp, Bayelsa. Batch ‘B’ 2013

14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from
Mammy] Please lock your boxes and
bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse). The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all
times. You should sleep with it too.

17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol,
medicine for your allergies, menstrual
pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs,
antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is
sometimes inadequately s tocked with
drugs so help yourself.

For NYSC. REGISTERATION, CALL-UP LETTERS, LATE JAMB REGULARIZATION , CHECKING OF JAMB ADMISSION STATUS , PRINTING OF ORIGINAL JAMB ADMISSION LETTER etc....
Kindly call.....

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