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NaJa HaJe:
My body! Its to die for!!

l'm ready to die, pls lemme have it

jennykadry:
^{*aje in their dreams*}

My darling wetin na, as u don see me reach so, u need further proof of d Aje-ism?

simoen:
OYa take . . . _{.your head don dey big now abi?}

Oh, thank u thank u, actually my head don reduce now, l dey go store those kisses 4 my hidden memories page 4 my brain

babycool:
My legs, they are hot and sleek
My ass, perfectly shaped
My lips, juicy and full
My body, beautiful and ageless
My skin, hairless, beautifully brown and sooooo soft!!!

Infact i like everything about myself!!!!!

hehehehehehe

and u'r married too, right?

Ehen, to d topic

l don't know how to flatter myself, so l can't answer dat

lnstead l leave dat to 'em chickz to decide

jaymobb:
no mind am na until we sack come employ u then im eye go clear

hehehehehehehe

Aww, come on,

oya jus blow only small give me

Jenny u know na, l don dey hungry, l need dat thing now, ur guy go understand, let's jus do it in a hurry, anyhow, as far as l drink only half cup

chisimdi:
i go hola at u later but d tin b say i dey far awy frm ya.I reside in Dubin.

Dat one no matta o, we just have to find a way out

jennykadry:
my breasts, very full and succulent in d mouth

Pls put dem here

chisimdi:
@Poster my Pu****y,because is 1 of a kind

DAMNN!! l just have to confirm dat pls, call me now now now 08073613038

quentininc:
bobby if u wan puke puke na who dey hold u na

lollllllll

@ Simoen
Lucky him, or her, or,


So who's d kiss 4, me or d lucky one?

chisimdi:
@poster:d problem is d Nice 1s re ugly fine 1s re nt nice nice and fine 1s re gays nice,fine&straight 1s re broke.

So is it safe to assume dat u're with d first?

SexxyNaija:
But what I was saying was that everyone is NICE and sweet. I don't believe in the whole Good guy thingy. Everyone is nice at first, it's only later that you see the real thing

tru, but if u tell ur wayward girlfriend dat is gettin attracted to a "new deceiver", she thinks u'r just condemning him cos u don't want her to leave u, all she cares about at dis moment is trying out a new di ck, whether u'r "Dauda" himself or not

As for d pretence thing i.e. being nice at first, both male and female are guilty there, and it's just too bad dat nowadays, it's women dat don't know how to be commited to long term relationships
they always wanno explore their "hot" period to d fullest.

Women only settle down wen they're worn out, and so they end up settling 4 anything dat comes along

By d way Simoen, been wondering, who are u keepin beside u, som1 already special, or som1 dat will be special?

simoen:
i think he means shut f**k up

, u know book

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight? LOL[/size]

Ur chest dey deceive u

StephenP:
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Sshhhh

saucekid:
@ kennee
if you no like am. . . . .i no fit help you there

Lucky me shebi, dat l ain't d one gettin my female unwantedly pregnant, hey?

Timmi:
He who is without sin, let him/her be the first to cast a stone. Are you all saying that you have never had, or having sex without "protection". Sorry for Nigerian pretences.

They just love criticizing, dts all, it's wat turns them on

saucekid:
fool?
what of half

lolll

dis guy, oh God, l no know wetin to tell u,
u too dey play

Dats gross, fool

nightnurse:
runs out of Emperoh's place nnnnhhhhh! it smells like hell, tufiakwa

for the oga kenny, why u mess up na? u for use your opportunity well na

No mind me, l was being a faithful worker, even wen u flashed me cash, l yab
l must go school

haa  

l think dis thread is s'posed to be in the joke section, cos dis Guy is funny sha, Just enjoyin d whole shizzle

Betta b'liv it, l don go take JAMB form, l must go skool

And dis Nursie Nursie must gree 4 me oo