there was this man who utterly and totally hated his wifes cat oneday he decided to get rid of the cat.
he took the cat twenty blocks from his house and pushed the cat out of the door then he drove home.on getting home he saw the cat. he was highly infuriated, so hedecided to take the cat forty blocks from his house he pushed cat out of the door and drove home quickly.getting home he discovered that the cat had again not gotten lost and had gotten home before him.the next day he took the cat a hundred blocks away from home but still the same thing happened.
after a week theman took the cat out but this time he turned left,then right,then he crossed the bridge,and turned left then right again.after getting to where he thought was a safe distance from home he threw the cat out and drove home.
one hour later the phone at home rang his wife picked it.it was her husband on the line.......
husband:honey,
wife:yes
husband:is the cat at home
wife:yes
husband:get that son of a bitch on the phone i am lost

may ur soul rest in d gentle but crooked hands of d devil