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It quite funny indeed,I haven't seen or meat any lady sharing my birthday date with me........can't wait to hook up if their is anyone...June 24 |
It quite funny indeed,I haven't seen or meat any lady sharing my birthday date with me........can't wait to hook up if their is anyone...June 24 |
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Buhari met with d Queen of
England in London. He
asked her. Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent? QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room, CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me. QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me. QUEEN: Yes, very good. When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo. Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office. Osibanjo: Sir you call me. Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Osinbajo ran to Fashola. Osinbajo asked Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me! Osinbajo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari. Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola! Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .David Cameron!!! |