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Travel › Re: Men Arrested In Algeria After Attempting To Enter Spain Disguised As Sheep by Kenobsky(m): 11:22am On Feb 19

Even the sheep's were wondering what kind of wahalla be this?
Una want carry us go slaughter while una want to go enjoy the good pleasure of Spain?
Make we Kukuma join enter immigration prison.

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Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates As He Escapes Snake Bite In His Farm by Kenobsky(m): 11:17am On Feb 19

To survive lalasticlala plus Tinubu is a call for testimony.
More grace Sir,next time don't allow that woman to visit your farm again.
Snake is associated with the female gender.

Business › Re: Dangote Promotes Daughters To Top Executive Posts As Conglomerate Grows by Kenobsky(m): 8:59am On Feb 19

E be like Baba health don dey give am signals.
The best way is to distribute it to his daughters, immagine being the only son Among this three women who may transfer the wealth to one of their son or husband?
Being the only son na you be the new Mangote.

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Politics › Re: Ramadan: If I Have Sinned You, Forgive Me - President Tinubu (Video) by Kenobsky(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18

Who am I to judge you?. only God can.

Travel › Re: Ancient Tree Collapses In Enugu, Kills 18 Passengers by Kenobsky(m): 7:01pm On Feb 18

dapsoneh:
and you think u get brain like this

Politics › Re: Ramadan: Church Distributes Food Items To Tsangaya Schools In Kaduna by Kenobsky(m): 6:57pm On Feb 18

All is Allak,I pray they reflect on this season and cease the blood shed.
No matter what the foundation of Christianity was laid on giving to the poor and marginalized.
May God bless the giver.
From a pastor in KADUNA STATE.

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Romance › Re: Man Marries 3 Women On Same Day In Ilorin, Kwara State (video) by Kenobsky(m): 3:49pm On Feb 18

BlackViper:
I don't see any smiles on the faces of either the groom or his hattrick of brides. And this is supposed to be the happiest day of their lives.

He impregnated them from three different regions.
A Yoruba mechanic everywhere he went his manhood is on duty.

Romance › Re: Man Marries 3 Women On Same Day In Ilorin, Kwara State (video) by Kenobsky(m): 3:48pm On Feb 18

ponlear:
The women seem unhappy and evidently pregnant.
But really, In this Timnubu era, this man get mind o

A typical Yoruba Man test run the engine before buying the car.

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Romance › Re: Man Marries 3 Women On Same Day In Ilorin, Kwara State (video) by Kenobsky(m): 3:43pm On Feb 18

That is the benefits of shari'a law in south west.
When terrorists are depopulating south west this one agenda na to populate them.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Governor Stops Convoy To Urinate By The Roadside (video) by Kenobsky(m): 3:35pm On Feb 18

Hankim:
Do you want him to urinate on himself? Please allow the man easy himself

Like Tinubu inside rubber bag

Politics › Re: Nigerian Governor Stops Convoy To Urinate By The Roadside (video) by Kenobsky(m): 3:32pm On Feb 18

Urine is one of the seven characteristics of living things.
To excreate is not same as to procreate.
Tinubu dey pee inside rubber bag hang for him body na why you never see news like the president pee by road side.
In your next life try go school.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lent, Ramadan Begin Today by Kenobsky(m): 2:02pm On Feb 18

Alsenora:
Jesus Christ & His true believers will never support describing the muslims in this despicable manner.

No union between light and darkness.
Wow betide him who call evil good and good evil.
True followers of Jesus Christ never see evil and call it good.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lent, Ramadan Begin Today by Kenobsky(m): 8:19am On Feb 18

muyico:
not strange
don happened before

Yes bro.
I remember in 1999 or was it 2000 Christmas and Sallah took place on same day
This time may be Sallah and Easter.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lent, Ramadan Begin Today by Kenobsky(m): 8:16am On Feb 18

I remember in 1999 abi na 2000 when Sallah and Christmas took place on same day.
That's one of the dumbest Christmas I ever had.
The children of the bondwoman were claiming that they belong to the order of the day, living in Islamic dominated community we could not celebrate Christmas as Norman cos no microphones full everywhere dey shout Allahuhakbar.
Hope no be Easter go come this year together with Sallah?
I no want take my eyes see bloods of rams,because the blood of Jesus is sufficient for me.

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TV/Movies › Re: A Fight To Death, Who Is Coming Out Alive? by Kenobsky(m): 11:52pm On Feb 17

Abijah Eworobiokkpor Assalassollo.
That guy no get Joy.

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NYSC › Re: Meet Adetuke 'tuke' Morgan The Iconic NYSC Portal Girl by Kenobsky(m): 8:47pm On Feb 17

Tuke tuke na so we dey call Keke nappep.
Tuke we serve on same time but me na batch A 2014.
Camp life sweet die, remember camp fire 🔥 night meeting chioma who came from imo state this girl was crying because of me.
Long story short,she was been taken back to South East due to fear of service in katsina state.
Service life dey sweet,na person wey no go service no go understand.

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Politics › Re: Ondo APC Chairman Adetimehin Beaten By Thugs by Kenobsky(m): 7:03pm On Feb 17

Thug beat a thug.
The difference between is that some local tugs beat up a political thug.

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Anikulapo-Kuti And His Brothers by Kenobsky(m): 6:08pm On Feb 17

Among them all na only fella no need medicated glass.
Because even the stone in his hand can clear eyes problem.

Health › Re: Ladies Share Hidden Pain Of Big Boobs by Kenobsky(m): 12:40pm On Feb 16

And here we go.
One size fits all.

Politics › Re: DSS Files Charges Against El-Rufai For Tapping Phone Lines Of NSA, Ribadu by Kenobsky(m): 12:25pm On Feb 16

This is just a story.
It will end soon.
Shebi Bulaba has bribed USA to erase his drugs crimes by sending Remi to lobby the contract.
Well all this for 2027 election.
This says the lord it shall not stand nor come to pass.

Christianity Etc › Re: Female Church Member Confirmed Dead In Lagos Road Accident As Driver Escapes by Kenobsky(m): 11:45am On Feb 15

Exousiang01:
Na one of the reasons why I no dey go church be this.
Person fit go die for road.

You are a deluded soul even where you are right now if it is your time to die the Angel of death will dial your number.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Dumps Cultism, Embraces Jesus Christ (Photo, Video) by Kenobsky(m): 10:03am On Feb 15

So majority of this guy's carrying different colors of Barrets are all members of a cult group?
No Wonder they keep on messing around like a goat in her period.

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Politics › Re: US Troops Land In Maiduguri - New York Times by Kenobsky(m): 10:53pm On Feb 14

SpaceX:
Who will be funding the American military

Balablu Bulaba

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie: My Expensive Watches Are Gifts (Video) by Kenobsky(m): 1:56pm On Feb 13

May be they will tell you the time of rapture.

Events › Re: Photo Gallery: Highlights From The 61st Argungu Festival In Kebbi State by Kenobsky(m): 1:51pm On Feb 13

This festival is made up of juju.
The fishes in this river alone will scare your kidneys out.
They turned Human beings ilto fishes even the shooting competition they do it with black magic.
How can someone else use a catapult to bring down a tiny object from almost quater a kilometer?

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Celebrities › Re: Remembering Lukuluku Bantashi (throwback) by Kenobsky(m): 7:39pm On Feb 12

You remind me of Abijah Eworobiokkpo assslasoloooo.
Children of this days will not understand.
The days of Aworinwo and Obatala obatassa.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Experiencing Significant Drop In Electricity Supply Nationwide by Kenobsky(m): 7:30pm On Feb 12

And the useless people will still bring inflated bills.
If my son becomes a police officer I will have no problem because I know the system and from that day he has declared publicly he is my enemy.
But is he join NEPA I will swear for him and disown him as not part of my family.
What nonsense.
Police are better than NEPA staffs.

Politics › Re: 2027: ADC Lacks Sensible Leaders Like Tinubu — Baba-Ahmed by Kenobsky(m): 1:00pm On Feb 12

Gotocourt:
Only God knows how many million dollars Emilokan gave this man🤷🏿.

Bulaba don buy the goat?
Now you go begin to see him data boys everywhere

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Politics › Re: 2027: ADC Lacks Sensible Leaders Like Tinubu — Baba-Ahmed by Kenobsky(m): 12:50pm On Feb 12

E be like say Bulaba abi na Carlos Baleba don buy this goat..

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Colombia Declares State Of Emergency After Deadly Floods by Kenobsky(m): 12:48pm On Feb 12

You see this bill the president pass no need senate approval.
He have given presidential approval.
But in Nigeria until ukpa- Biology knack gavel

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Education › Re: FG To Roll Out Two-year Artificial Intelligence Diploma Programme by Kenobsky(m): 11:32am On Feb 12

The druggie wanna fulfilled his campaign promises by recruiting more yahoo boys and turning their creativity into productivity.
More scammers on deploma in Yahoo studies.

Celebrities › Re: “i’m Not A Womanizer, I’m A Lover Boy” — 2baba Clears Air On Personal Life by Kenobsky(m): 11:22am On Feb 12

Emu4life:
Weyrey dey disguise .
With him head like Mango

Opioro mango for that reason.

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