₦airaland Forum

KingJB:
Say me well to him

seun305:
ok, let me pretend too

seun305:
ok







now server is overwhelmed!










who will underwhelm it o

KingJB:
and the father gave up on him
Oh! He is so clueless
Get out of my hut!

They thought he is a goner
The boy was pitied
By the queen of fairies

...and he was nurtured
He came bag
And he became they

Hmmmmmm...
The clueless one found love
Welcome home, son, welcome!

seun305:
i should ban you for this!

KingJB:
you still don't get my point

Ubah1:
Hehehehe... Men are in sizes oooo if na by dat one, buh na me find his trouble, so i gaz apologize

KingJB:
The boi without shoes yesterday...

....

kings talk in proverbs

wailing:
Do you smoke sometimes?

No lies

Ubah1:
Lol sorry oooo, it won't repeat itself

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KingJB:
Enu ti a fi pe adegun....

seun305:
u sha want to blacklist shola

goldenone:
I taya o! i don dey refresh am sinceee

KeriBaby:
When Sola was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Lol I no you thinking he was the doctor lol okay but remember say sola no get brain lol Happy Sunday guyZ good morning

itoski:
she no fit na...her tongue is tied with Oath meal

onuwaje:
His father will kill him

sammie23ten:
#smiling#... he just came back from one ban nah...
nd we wuld av seen his P.A if he is...

sammie23ten:
cuz he tot u ar pregnant...

#smiling#

onuwaje:
Why I go try my urine?

R u saying d dude is not only gay but he has a womb?

onuwaje:
Na true o..
We dey reason how to go tell him family

I mention u cos u b woman

onuwaje:
Out of boredom and curiosity me and my goons go buy pregnancy test kit.. we come try am with one of my guy urine and it came out positive. He's been depressed since.

Abeg. Help is needed because na me. Bring d idea o

Cc keribaby goodyboo

IsiAbuncha:
From the DG's desk ;

Call-Up letters will be available from the 21st of October

Pregnant/Married Women like “Keribaby” will automatically be redeployed to the state of their husband's
residence if they require relocation

No one can determine the Stream/Platoon he/she will fall under, the Stream stuff is done randomly and you will only be shared into respective platoons when you get to camp

For those who didn't pay for online registration/ printing of call-up letters, you will receive a text message notification as to when you can collect your letters from school

Mrbllymer:
abi na, i bin dtey imagine how i wan cope wit all dis solja wahala, 3weeks go be lyk 2months! Boring roomates/friends go worsen the case.

Israelomojisola:
eeya! Mayb too much of akademic work mkes it not so interesting like ur secondary skl, dnt worry camp's fun wil make up 4 it huh?

IsiAbuncha:
Wonna bet?

Israelomojisola:
wch of d private universities did u finish from? *winks*

Mrbllymer:
Freedom i guess! Back then in school days no dey rush, camp wudnt be different, slower dan u could ever imagine.