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Nairaland / General / TB Joshua: My Personal Experience by Khallicopyro: 8:49am On Jan 15 |
In 2017 I was in Lagos and working in a hotel close to the Synagogue. Five Star Hospitality and Tours is the name of the hotel. Situated along Ikotun Egbe road just before Ile ewe bus stop. Like every other hotel and businesses around, the Synagogue was the major source of business. From Thursday to Saturday is always busy. The hotel were I worked had about 28 rooms and by Saturday afternoon it was filled up. Most of our clients were foreigners, white men and women, then people from other African countries. On this particular day, a Friday, a young man came from Zambia. He couldn't walk without crutches. His story, he's a footballer based in Brazil and was about to get signed to the French League. He had already signed what they call a pre-contract agreement and was given some money. He built a house for his mum back in Zambia, bought her a car and opened her dream business for her. And according to him that was when problem began. During one of his last training session with his old club he received a tough tackle from a teammate. He was treated and continued but the next day he couldn't get up on his feet... Long story short his club took him to Spain for surgery, then to Germany. Yet the problem remained. Soon the club gave up on him and sent him home to Africa... It was the club in France that wanted him that took up his case. Someone mentioned TB Joshua to him. The club sponsored him down to Lagos to see "the prophet". I knew all these because after lodging he came down to the open air bar outside, ordered drinks for everybody and started asking for information about TB Joshua from us. He asked for a cab that will take him to church on Sunday. The arrangements were done. On Sunday as early as 3:am he was driven to the church alongside his mum and two guys sent by his new club.... It was in the afternoon, there was noise coming from outside the hotel, one of the security guard came to tell us that our client was walking and shouting towards the hotel with the crutches on his head and the two white guys trying to catch up to him. His mum was still rolling up and down in the church in appreciation. At the end the guy threw away the crutches at the bin at the back of the hotel. Next day one of our security guard sold them to scavengers "aboki" that normally come to carry refuse. When our manager was told about it. He funnily said "let him pray the guy don't need them again" Before he left for his country he never needed them again. He was healed. He would come out every 6:am to go jogging with his guys before he left. He shared 10k for everybody before he left. I don't know about the alleged torture, rape or hypnotism. But the miracles, I don't think they were faked |
Politics / Re: Bandits Release 7 Victims To Raise Over N20m Ransom For Others In FCT by Khallicopyro: 7:31am On Jan 15 |
The motorcycles they are demanding for is the key to solve this particular crime. I'm sure NPF, DSS and others know what to do. They just don't care as long as it's not a senator or person wey know person them kidnap 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Players Give Thanks To God After A Draw Wth Equi Guinea by Khallicopyro: 8:35pm On Jan 14 |
Dem no dey shame? |
Politics / Re: 2027 Polls: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Agree To Form Merger Party - Utomi by Khallicopyro: 8:31pm On Jan 14 |
This could have worked before the last presidential elections. But now that Tinubu is in Aso rock only God can dethrone him. Maybe 2031 they might stand a chance 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Indian Lecturer With PhD, 4 Master’s Degrees Hawks Vegetables To Survive by Khallicopyro: 7:33pm On Jan 14 |
Too much book don scatter him brain... Just look at him. And he had to carry a signpost of his "phd" along with him as he hawks.... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kano: Supreme Court Affirms Gov Kabir Yusuf (NNPP), dismisses APC's suit by Khallicopyro: 2:26pm On Jan 12 |
Upon the asoebi wey dem sow dem still lose |
Religion / Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Khallicopyro: 10:06pm On Jan 10 |
ItShallPass:Can you prove this in a court of law? 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Religion / Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Khallicopyro: 4:01pm On Jan 10 |
gidgiddy:Why wait till after his death before exposing him? Because he won't be here to defend himself 71 Likes 9 Shares |
Romance / Re: Ladies Which Will You Choose From The Two by Khallicopyro: 3:52pm On Jan 10 |
He can't be rich and ugly... It's impossible to our girls |
Politics / Re: I Feel Betrayed By Obaseki – Shaibu by Khallicopyro: 3:47pm On Jan 10 |
You are too greedy sir. It is the turn of Esan. Oshiomole and Shaibu are from the same zone, Obaseki is a Benin man. Now it's the turn of Esan person. Esanlokan 4 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Police Arrest Gunmen For Invading TV Studio by Khallicopyro: 3:23pm On Jan 10 |
3g 1. God 2. Government 3. Gun You can't fight government. If them mean you them go come for you |
Politics / Re: Wike: If You Don't Want To Be Betrayed, Don't Join Politics. I Am Fully Prepared by Khallicopyro: 7:08am On Jan 08 |
I can't believe I once respected this man... When are you announcing your official decamping to APC? Mr. Gunmi did warn us about you |
Politics / Re: Betta Edu's Luster And Her Desperate Mark Erasers by Khallicopyro: 6:17pm On Jan 07 |
How much dem pay you for this lousy job |
Family / Re: “Stop Chasing Money, Go And Marry, Money Will Start Chasing You” — Nigerian Lady by Khallicopyro: 2:42pm On Jan 07 |
You take this advice at your own peril. Try get something tangible before you marry |
Politics / Re: Wike: I Was Offered A Lot To Work Against Tinubu by Khallicopyro: 10:47am On Jan 07 |
Sir it was your duty as a PDP member to work against Tinubu. And can you kindly tell us what you were offered to work for Tinubu apart from the obvious FCT Minister. How many millions of dollars were you given to rig Rivers in favour of Jagaban |
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua To Face Francis Ngannou In March by Khallicopyro: 4:46pm On Jan 06 |
Nnganou go finish Joshua o! Oyinbo never change. They always want to see Africans fighting themselves. |
Music/Radio / Re: Among These Afrobeats Gems, Who Dropped The Song Of The Year? by Khallicopyro: 4:43pm On Jan 06 |
It's between Asake and Davido |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 8:25am On Jan 06 |
chymeze:Yes o! She finished me aswerugod |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 8:22am On Jan 06 |
dkidd:Person daughter abi? |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 8:19am On Jan 06 |
Illegal1:Legend |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 8:16am On Jan 06 |
seanwilliam:Badt guy |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 3:58pm On Jan 05 |
wonder233: Reason why I'm finding it difficult to tell her 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 12:26pm On Jan 05 |
Gadafii:My brother it was just too much 4 Likes |
Romance / I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Khallicopyro: 8:37am On Jan 05 |
Ladies in the house is there a remedy to smelling punami? I met this girl recently. First thing that attracted me to her was her height. She's tall, not slim, not fat. And to top am, she get yansh. When I was toasting her I dey dream of that yansh. I dey fantasize about so many things I go do to that yansh, that waiste. Finally she gree after enough shakara, after enough campaign, enough propaganda. Omo! I turn to politician once. I was APC she was the electorate. To cut the long story short. Our first time of making love... What a horrible experience. Started very excitedly... She was talking dirty. Like "I'll finish you this night". And I was like "i go scatter your toto this night" But.....,................. When e set I come start to dey perceive one kind offensive smell. At first I no understand but later I know. The more she wet the more stinky she became. And when I finally removed her trouser, omg! The smell was too much. I couldn't go on. I lost erection, I had to give an excuse that I had something I needed to attend to that I forgot and took off advising her to go take a bath before my coming back. To my surprise when she got up there was a wet spot on the bed. I realized that she had squirted and that was why the offensive smell.... Last last I called her from my friend's place and told her there was an emergency and I'm to travel so I sent her money and she left. Since then it's been one excuse to another... I like her a lot but that smell too much. I almost won choke. How can I tell her that her thing is smelling? How can I help her 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Records A Suspected Kidnapping Of A Lady In Broad Daylight (video) by Khallicopyro: 8:34pm On Jan 02 |
You confront them you get shot |
Politics / Re: FG Earmarks N150 Billion For Poverty Alleviation by Khallicopyro: 9:55am On Jan 02 |
It should be [b][/b] FG Earmarks 150 billion to further enrich the rich |
Politics / Re: Rivers: Why Pro-fubara Speaker Resigned, Vacated Seat by Khallicopyro: 9:52am On Jan 02 |
He has been appointed as chief of staff... I read it somewhere just now |
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Tinubu’s Assurance Is Like That Of A Native Doctor To A Sick Man by Khallicopyro: 6:10am On Jan 02 |
SultanOfAbia:Plus police 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Victor Osimhen Storm Redeemed Christian Church To Attend Crossover Service (vid) by Khallicopyro: 6:20pm On Jan 01 |
Johnycastro18:Dey play |
Crime / Re: Brazilian Woman Hangs Herself After Killing Her Children (Graphic) by Khallicopyro: 2:01pm On Dec 26, 2023 |
This is murder not suicide |
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs For Lagos For Christmas-New Year Break. by Khallicopyro: 5:13pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
blamingthedevil:Hmmm... |
Crime / Re: Navy Arrests 14 Stowaways In Lagos by Khallicopyro: 5:12pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
Why are you running? We die here! |
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