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Omo mbappe dhe ball die

Would be fun wherever he ends up next season

Leverkusen dhe ball though
Alonso got them playing some good shit. Passing is fluid and that frimpong guy is a jet ffs.
Speed is damn crazy

Boniface could grow into something deadly if he improves his finishing

Ibime:
I ain't worried about my data amongst all other billions of data. It's getting to the point now where one doesn't need to go to school anymore, Google and it's products can teach you everything you need. You change phone, all your contacts and apps are up and running in 15 mins. Professional development and update of skills is all coming from Google products,

Even in personal life, I learned to cook properly from YouTube, not just Naija food but other cultures foods as well. Even in DIY which is a big hobby of mine, YouTube has almost turned me into a professional builder. Last couple of months, I converted my garden using YouTube. Everything from installing french drains to aco drains to geotextile membranes, laying and compacting aggregate to laying artificial grass, block, mortar and concrete work plus resin stone and patio work was learned from YouTube. Over the years, I have learned all manner of joinery works and furniture making, painting and decorating and how to use building tools from same YouTube. E done reach where na only electric and gas I no dey touch again. And I have never paid $1 to Google for all this. All for the inconvenience of seeing or watching few ads every now and then.

I don't think there is anyone doing anything professionally today who didn't learn a good chunk of their craft, or stayed up to date with developments without Google products. You have to give it to them. And I have been biased since the first day I saw the maths behind their page rank algorithm. I stan Sergey Brin and Larry Page wella, they decentralised learning and gathering of information.

Baba finish work here
This debate ended

Google really is a life saver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60NSCKwZj-c?si=_9AFEIroqb6cSe8Q

Mehn, seeing this legends game brought back so many memories

What if football was meant to be slow paced and matured like this... and not headless giraffes running around while possessing zero technical ability


Omo, football still dhe essien, terry, Zola, Tiago, Ramirez, kalou, malouda, Mikel, etc their leg

Played better football than I've watched from our first team in more than a year

We're awful when teams park the bus against us... Absolutely no way to break
West Ham and Nottingham forest don confirm this

Going forward lower teams would do same thing

The ones wey go press us die go beat shege comot our body

Omo, with the way things dhe go for this Chelsea team,

We fit begin blame the stadium even

This teams seems to be under a spell

hensben:
Colwill and Chilwel are currently problem to Poch, he is a naive coach that can’t take ruthless decision and it’s going to cost him his job.

Then wtf does he keep talking bout everyone fight for their place to start... This man dhe craze fah

lordfalcao:
Great difference between palmer and madueke.

Never fancied madueke signing

Said it then that premier League no be eredivise wey them go dhe allow player too much space and time on the ball

All our attackers are clueless when they're closed down.

Sterling is a shame TBH for a player his caliber
No front player can hit the ball right at all

This Chelsea team could be the formation of another Blackburn for epl
Rich history and downward slide to oblivion in league 3

Ballzproblem2:
moreira to Lyon ,nice one will be good for his development Lyon also paying us over €2.8m for a player we got free.

we are moving mad

Bracola is out to PSG so hopefully dude would get game time

Nottingham forest seem to be playing the real football manager

Chelsea dhe learn work



Lost count with how many players they signed today alone

Ibime:
So young gees no dey barb hair straight again. What's all these.

Chalobah suppose dhe collect weekly fine for that abomination he carry head

Sterling was the only positive today
Still all our attackers are blunt and lack no end product

James even injured remains our best player
Sterling needed him out on the wing today as gusto doesn't go forward as much as he does

Omo, I thought this whole shalaye go end last season

Omo, I got PTSD from watching this match
It's gonna be a long season again
Fvck!

Lukaku must be a very bad human being for Chelsea to still hold on to him

Chelsea respectfully allowed azpi leave to athletico for free despite one year left on his contract

Chelsea sent ziyech to Gala for a free loan with an obligation to buy for free if they choose to keep ziyech and that's not because his contract runs out

Now wetin lukaku still dhe do for that club. Swears him village people really buy shareholding for that dude head

Ije uwa

Kolo muani to PSG

Omo, the dumb officials from Manchester United yesterday March have been dropped from next game day schedule


Wolves got robbed
Man u are trash

WhoDeyHause:
We will still find another loophole. .

Them go use Strasbourg sign am come loan am to Chelsea


Them dhe mad, make them close everything
Even transfer ban no stop our shine

Man, caicedo's presentation was the most epic I've seen


Really happy for the guy and him family
Hate it or not, chelsea is just like a poor brokie who's currently washing cars but destined for greatness later on

Amidst out turmoils, players still won rep the badge despite no CL football

Like say no be outgoings them dhe plan so


Be like na Liverpool fan you be?

Damn, we really do Liverpool dirty

Klopp's bitterness just increased by 10x

Ballzproblem2:
imagine adding caicedo to this midfield

Omo!
At least person go fit still watch game this season smile

I just delay my work go watch this game and e sweet me die

Ballzproblem2:
bro what the Bleep is this ☠️☠️☠️, coming twice for your fellow man ain't a flex

Get the joke man

that dude's touch on the ball is so fucking great

Watching Enzo play made me cum twice while sitting down

Gallagher really did awesome with those tackles despite being in an unfamiliar position

James, Jackson, chilwell, Silva, colwill, disasi, and even Sterling played a really good game

I just hate drawing against Liverpool cos most times we're the best team but don't get the win

Bayern munich are really playing like a team with no identity

Kane is so much isolated

Tuchel would get axed this season and if Bayern go get sense, they'd go back for nagelsman

Luis Enrique proving to be some Spanish graham potter cos this psg team looks buried

A40:
Everyone is spending now. Nobody wan hear any stories. Maximize the output of what you're spending is the name of the game. Not that City will win title again they will say it's Arab money

If you pay £100m for Mudryk (lol bloody hell I am still trying to understand the thought process behind that transfer if any)

£220m for Caicedo and Emzor paracetamol then you should be one of the contenders to topple City.

Arsenal too have spent almost £200m on Rice, Timberland and Havertz. No excuses

You don't even know what you're saying
Who paid 100m pounds for mudryk?

De zerbi is a dumb goat tbh

Too bitter

Incognito9:
It's a f**kup we're doing Brighton bidding, boehly is still the maga he was. Why will you up the bid, stay through to yourself after all it was what Brighton wanted from the beginning.

100million or nothing.

This is where you want someone like Fiorentino Perez to come in...


Man doesn't do bidding wars

Adaisback:
I will advise my sisters here to start going for simps o. Don't let one broke ass kill you in the name of red pillers. Don't you see that the name sound more like dead killers. Many of our married sisters that died vis domestic violence, na red pillers dem marry o. Save your life now and say no to red killers.

You see the problem about simping
It might look like what women want but the reality of it is, you guys still get tired or bored of such simp at some point in time.

If there's anything I Experienced first hand, women are smart and do so well at taking advantage of things. Hence why a simp is damned in a woman's hand cos she's gon take advantage of it at some point.

Talking bout this ain't coming from an angle of having dated women but more like having spent a whole lot of my life around them. Mumxxy, sisters, oga wife when I been dhe do boy for Onitsha, etc.

Same time, this !diot laying hands on a woman na the real definition of simp. Can't work, can't provide, can't do fatherly duties, but can boast of having lots of sexual partner.

More reason why a woman gets blamed more, the girl experiencing this saw everything before marriage but she still go.

Harsh truth is most women don't really know what they want. Y'all always get to deny this at some point but it keeps playing out everytime.

Women dhe see vision. Like God gift una that sense of knowing what could possibly turn out in a man's life at some point but majority chose to focus on what's present at the moment and end up with the wrong decisions.

Sterling's decision making when he has the ball looks like that of weghorst... So damn lacklustre

Na coach order abi wetin dhe make mudryk no dhe defend proper cos then fit dhe attack him wing and instead of providing cover for 3, he go dhe stroll around as opponent won cross ball. The thing dhe pain me


We got dhe ruthless in front of goal cos epl go make person pay for this losses we had today. I no kukuma rate this Dortmund team wey no fit even win match to save their heads.

See how chukwemeka fumble that ball wey na only players dhe post. Not good at all. He did same thing against Brighton. Reach goal, next thing brain don go airplane mode

All round the team's making progress compared to the eye sore we had last season.

Getting rid of havertz n mount is the biggest W for me cos our attack this days look very much progressive. Just like that nkuku play with Jackson for first half

BlueMann:
Mudryk is rapid bro damn

https://i.imgflip.com/7tfxs9.gif

Omo even commentator talk say almost every player go give up on that ball but dude no gree

Besides that turf dhe trap ball easy. It doesn't bounce off properly