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cooljoe:
pls may I know d title? I'd very much like to read

cooljoe:
I meant P.T... Where u got d quote from? Fil derez more to t

AgapeCharis:
That won't work now.

AgapeCharis:
That won't work now.

cooljoe:
I take t dat ur write, pahapz poems. Would u put ink on paper 4 me?

AgapeCharis:
See as I dey look you.

cooljoe:
certainly old enof. Ur signature, ts nice, I lyk t. Self made or ur quoting?

cooljoe:
dey say we shouldn't ask ladies dere age, bu ama break from norm, hw old r u?

cooljoe:
u luk bursty, r u?

cooljoe:
hmmm, I'd rate u same. R u a student or worker(others, pls specify)?

AgapeCharis:


Who be this slender dude that wants to displace charm sef??

cooljoe:
okies. On a scale of 10, rate ur luks

cooljoe:
don't know d guy na, so hw would I know. Guess his luks

AgapeCharis:
Confession time.

cooljoe:
wat draws u to him

cooljoe:
Date 1 nairaland dude, who would t b? @kika23

sphinx92:
Nah, I doubt it. But if me knowing you guarantees me a make out session, then yes. We've been friends since childhood sef.

sphinx92:
TF? I understand the 'no sex' part but no smooch? not even a kiss? two things are involved
1. she has a dick ( feel her crotch for confirmation)
2. lesbian tendencies.

goofyone:
I object
My hands can't stay by themselves. Them go itch me die

BluePearls:
Nwa I sight you o
You know what will happen if you don't bribe me

Just to be clear, I haf copied all the post

goofyone:
lol...direct from my book of lines. Not a bad idea one bit. I must hold your hands though

goofyone:
Haha, nice! You want me to fall flat in love? Haba na!
Don't you know strolling around a museum looking at beautiful artifacts when the most beautiful is standing right beside me is a waste of time and resources, right?

goofyone:
More than willing to trek. Even Sokoto to Lagos sef. Seriously, more than willing.
Let's go there?

goofyone:
Ah! I can't wait! Where do you wanna go? Just say it.

goofyone:
Yes, 123.... like 1,2 buckle my shoe...
Let me take you on a date

goofyone:
Kika123

goofyone:
Okay then, let the children manufacturing begin!
https://media.tumblr.com/09901c5d7966fd10a5cec93a32f81de6/tumblr_inline_mn324z9ait1qz4rgp.gif

goofyone:
abeg na joke

goofyone:
Nope. No way appropriate
I need to invest in those two, become a billionaire. Take a trophy wife afterwards, you know who . And then employ Breezy to write my kids children stories.

goofyone:
He's been busy composing what to post. He had to think 1 month.

goofyone:
That description of YM and MizColi is so appropriate i need to invest in it