₦airaland Forum

switsoda: Lil... bros those three damsel sitting around u wouldn't permit u

Naaaa, they've gone home to freshen up........not sure if they'll be back oooo
I got some time for myself now.

switsoda: Y not! d pen is all urs but I can't show u in the open... let's go in

Mounting my PIR camera.........I must see something.

Which pen you want see.......eh

alorax2: Realy? Can i see it??

waiting!

domack99: I guess you won't vote for PDP because of Nigeria police harassment too, Last time I travelled to Minna, the FRSC at jebba booked the commercial vehicle driver that I entered N3000 because the man refused to give them bribe.
I believe you won't vote for PDP because FG increase the price of fuel in 2012 in the name of removing subsidy, New plate number were issued with no concrete justification, corrupt politicians were given presidential pardon (this is enough not to vote for PDP, is a stamp to corruption).

I can go on and on, my point is we are all Nigeria and I will tell you that what you encounter with LASTMA is not authorized by Fashola or is APC led government is just Nigerian attitude to miss-use power when we are in position. Several LASTMA officers were been sack when there are concrete evidence that expose them likewise police men too.

I BELIEVE there is a sentimental reason while you do not want APC because the reason you gave, the lapse can been found in all states and is not a party thing but Nigerian behavioral identity. Please let put sentiment apart and look for constructive criticism in our argument.

Well said bro.....am not just being sentimental, firstly.....kudos to my state Governor his excellence gov Rochas Okorocha.......a man of words and works.......
Ask the students of imo state, they'll testify....ask many market women, the'll testify.....though I've live in lagos over 20yrs now have seen how lagos governors the one I met have ruled....his excellency B.A.Tinubu
Counting down the years...it's quite remarkable that his excellency B.R.Fashola have touched the city of lagos but he still lack one thing....touching the less privilege...

Personally I don't like talking about people rather myself.........

Still waiting to hear from everyone...

Your vote counts....

OtunbaJega: 1) Obey traffic laws
2) Part time schools are not suppose to be cheap... Go write Jamb..lol

Well funny enough....Lastma don't just arrest you for braking traffic law, cos mine was the case of vehicle brake down.....and I was towed to their office......
Secondly, @ the bolded.....am done with school, not just certificate of B.sc, but on higher learning platform.
..................

Nice one......still learning everyday.

nano4him: Staggers in and looks around, likes wat he sees and arranges chair.
That a&is # on the dance floor is keeping my attention
Hails all members of the house and brings out his very own black label

The club is vacant....seems everyone have gone home.

Chai! May God forgive him.

Please bro, what's the price? Cos I have a buyer.

Greetings to everyone.....please my fellow citizen of nigeria living in lagos at large, this questions are for you. Let us give/ cast our votes here before 2015 to come.
The question is "WHICH PARTY WILL YOU VOTE FOR?" Come 2015....who do you want on seat....cos as for me oooo PDP all the way........personally, I have my reasons, I voted for AC now APC last 8yrs, yet AC/APC dealt with me, took my vehicle from me, courtesy of LASTMA and stop me from part time school cos of high school fee. Please I don't know of other you all might have experienced one thing or the other but I believe in the saying that state "if you want a change, change what you're doing"


Please everyone let's cast our vote here first also give reason for casting your vote.

alorax2: Dancing thinz on ma mind, Big guy lets shake it on d dance floor

Just observing...keep shaking the tin first.

Ehennn...bar man, I don show...I have my own drink....please I need a plate of turkey pepper soup.

ojokojonwanyi: Your monika funny me oooo........towel ko rapper ni


They're called Sanitary towels Mister

Ahhh! I no argue with you naaa haba.

switsoda: not sure, *wispering* i still dey look if i fit borrow 5k 4rm u to complete my order

harlos: God will save you from I dunno

Seconded.

faithugo64: oga wetin?u dey find your [b girlfriend?[/b]

Seriously you've just said it.

nnekamezor: Yes nw, bfr nko

Taaaaaaaar commot there, who dash you?

ojokojonwanyi: I use tampon sometimes and Always towels.

Your monika funny me oooo........towel ko rapper ni

Ariyke: that's not the main thing that one na the package the main thing no reach this one

chai!....awon eleyin to bad gan.

nnekamezor: True talk dearie...All guys here vamoose;>

Abeg who be you abi who you be?.........ok madam at the top

lanicky: Lmao....he's not celebrating his birthday tday

Our pwety banega is celebrating her birthday tday ...soooo it's a she nt he

Am sorry oooo.......btw, she can add (S) before HE naaaa all the same

hannne: jbluv55,how u doin.i missed u....i want smirnoff with snap nd legend.i got drunk on my bday.i want to get drunk again

....jb oya sharp sharp.......Nne don't worry, I'll take care of the bills just feel relaxed ok.

daveP: ( as she asks who, a Royal trev Duchess musical Band steps in and fill the compound. They play sonorous slow music and the following peeps come out

Lanicky
Cheriepet
Charijee
Frankben
Xtarxhyne
Lorlaahlozz
Donlino
JeffreyJames
Kingk
Missyhorlah
seunfavour
Redgem ( wipes her sleepy eyes)
etc alllll come out to watch. Then suddenly the royal band stop and switch to original highlife- They play a Happy birthday song accompanied with Pomp and style. The air is filled with musical tunes.)



Happy Birthday to you Queen BANEGA!! (GESTURES IN ENGLISH DUKE'S STYLE OF GREETING)



(AT THE CLICK OF A HAND, FRANKBEN ROLLS OUT A TROLLEY CONTAINING ALL THE DRINKS IN D BAR THAT was Missing.) we both planned it guys! ( anoda click of the finger and a buffet follows in) hehe, this is truly TGIF!!
( anoda click of the finger and more mexican chefs appear @ d counter.) haha ( anoda Click of the finger and lights fill everywhere) haha!! ( smooches beard softly) ( anoda click of the finger) Lanicky screams like a baby ) hehe ( anoda..........













Click of the finger and frankben is in a french royal guard's suit of navy blue with full armor) he's be serving at the bar today. Pls lets make this day for Banega!!



Let the music begin!!!! ( walks out in majestic swag)





( anoda click of the finger)

Happy bornday mr man......please what's the name again?......well I wish you the best in life in good health.....AMEN.

GreyBlood: I did some wrongs and I'm feeling very sad for them now.

Please somebody should give me some "hot slaps", maybe the pain will make me feel better

I would've done that but doctor(s) advised me not to do so again......btw....bar man, please give him a bottle of chilled STAR.....make him brain cooleeee

[quote author=Elantracey ][/quote]Bar man....please run come here..there's VIP in the house, please take her order as usual.......will pay when I come back from the bank.

temigracie: ...hmmm,yinmu......tse u knw say na amenbo u dey do for dis thread?.....beta comot nah,b4 i use broom pursue u comot.....

Abeg I want learn more for my girlfriend to come....

temigracie: ......any guy on dis thread nah confirm olofofo....

Abeg I no finish yoruba school ....please what's olofofo

temigracie: ..n u r nt scared of using it??....insertn something into d vee??

Chai! .......Ariyke na bad girl ..how will you feel when you move your waist with this picx

robinicule: they wont say they use tissue now oo

Comfort123: and the award goes to............ TISSUE PAPPER!

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purplesummer: Lol. Ok
If I tell you, will you ship me a trailer load of it to last me for 30 more years?

Trailer is too small naaa haba.....if you tell me eh, I'll consider building the factory for you.

purplesummer: You mean I don't comment on topics in education section
OR
I haven't contributed my own comment on this thread

Yes to this post.

purplesummer: Lol. I came in and saw that guys have taken over the thread with Brake Pad, Shoe Pad, IPad, Shoulder Pad ... Ofcourse I had to leave.

don't mind them jooor...bwt, you never comment here why?

frankben: holy mary!

what did you just call me? Ma'am?

.......no it's a slip of hand..it's paam