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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:37pm On Jun 24, 2015
JAYEFF:
Tec knows, journey/ tecnos gionee

Next time, try italicize your wordies or use the ' sign to differentiate them. Some bars keeps going over these judges heads.




my2cents
& acute sense of humour/think straight

Straight lines are 180 degree & acute are angle below 90 degree

Daredevil/blind gee/ hell kitchen nko

Hmmmmm i got 3crits jig 2crits & still he got the vote

#Storyforthegods#
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:21pm On Jun 24, 2015
Funny jig was given the w/p crit with tec knows/android weapon Lol


Hold the bull by the hone/ handle a situation with determination/ gored like Romero

Smh well
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 1:14pm On Jun 24, 2015
JAYEFF:
We're back in business!


https://www.nairaland.com/2376253/holocaust-tourney-2015-odds-stand/1#35100169
Chaii see odd when jig already kicked me out

Tho still waiting for coogar guykhena & lagunna1 verd grin


Jigsawkillah congrat
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m):
JOEmystic:
he said ape,, not human
I made a mistake to put some words to connect it ...which is "saw worth/saw-wort"

Animal cells are round and irregular in shape while plant cells have fixed, rectangular shapes.




Two votes out of 6 judges I swear this thing taya me
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Leave HOLES IN YOUR CELL. . . Prison break! woulda been perfect!
Lesson learnt sir .. Thanks much
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
lol.. This guy. Humans don't have CELL WALLS...

I almost fell for it. I was about tagging it the best punch of the brawl.
I won't lie all that shiit was freestyled execpt the ones with pers
Tho I'm not good in biology & agric aspect ...nah wetin come my brain I quickly type due to time .. grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2015
Damn una no dey do idioms chaii I don jabo grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:39pm On Jun 23, 2015
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney[Quarter Finals] - Jigsawkillah Vs Kinglahkay by kinglahkay(m):
kr0ne:
I gotta say this first. This battle is a fu-cking disappointment. Guess these guys didn't really have time to tighten up their bars. Both have serious build-up failures hence faulty punchlines.
Daniel Romero was killed by a bull

JIGSAWKILLAH get your pen game tight so let's go






a blunt axe is sharper than this wack dumb ffag.../....when I insanely swing it, it will leave this rapper head in disorder.../..but I rather blast "J K" .... ...alphabetical order.

jig's an impotent.. lahkay raising the alarm.../...to expose this ugly servant whose face scares is madam.../...he a Virgin cause no chicks wants him around..../...this nigga can never get a "BBLOW JOB" even if he joins boko haram....

I'm here to kill this ape.../...for being lame..../...his hope for winning will all be in vain.../...a blast from my revolver will quickly put jig in pain.../...put it on his chest the bullet.. be "LEAVING HOLES IN HIS CELL WALL".... prison break...

hop into the ring jig let's flow...../...punches cracking his jaws..before this bout we know this bro's dead tho.../...but y'all think jig can hold the bull by the horn till he gat gored like Romero....

if jig fails to use is head I'll take his dumb brain...../....fire "JIG TILL HE TURNS ASHES", .. Lord I'm causing this lame gob more pain...../...then pour "SAW-DUST ON THE GROUND" like trying to make a walkway...

lahkay is very fit..../... being in this killing mood is rarely seen....../...jig better don't "DARE-DEVIL" fore he'll be well beaten..../....I'm that "BLIND DEADLY GEE".../...stealing Lucifer meal... cause I'll drag jig corpse through HELL KITCHEN....

this king kills ... that no rumor..../...so jig won't live long..../...he thinks straight & still never come with an acute sense of humour..../..he's just an INEXPERIENCED BRICKLAYER that why the judge usually find fault in his BUILD UPS....

this insomnia dude ain't winning me..../...he's been having sleepless night ..damn jig's really sick..../...but in this bout ..he's getting cured or killed for coming here feeling ill!..../...cause a punch from my fist will put him to sleep without sleeping pills....

lahkay a killer but jig is too dumb to know..../....he call limerick out & the numb no show..../...nah so kr0ne vex handle am ..immediately him biitch turn to widow...

till mikuz resurrected him cause nah him hold jig soul..../....he con dey ffr till he no fit code him flow..../...then we saw JIGSAWKILLAH vs ICESKIDD ..oboy come see blow.../...but we later see ICE ALL OVER JIG you go think say the guy go fight sub-zero
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney[Quarter Finals] - Jigsawkillah Vs Kinglahkay by kinglahkay(m): 7:53pm On Jun 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:
kinglahkay
please hope your verse is ready?
we'll post by 8:30
Check

Just wanna start typing
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 8:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
Damn!!!!! I gat jigsaw to behead tomorrow but no single bar scripted yet
Rap BattlesRe: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by kinglahkay(m): 11:12pm On Jun 21, 2015
Don't even know where to start from

Opener...G

Punchline ... Bars over jokes ...M

Personal....G

Mets....tie

Rhyme...M

Flow....M

Wordplay...M

Close....tie


The win goes to mailmalc
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 6:03pm On Jun 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
How do you upload your audios on Sharemobile? And are the sharemobile download links temporal or permanent?
Permanent

Just Input sharemoble.ro in your browser address box
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney✘[Quarter Finals] WOME✘[Week Of Main Event] by kinglahkay(m): 3:14pm On Jun 20, 2015
Why must I brawl first Hmmm angry angry angry jig shocked shocked what!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:13am On Jun 20, 2015
Bro Coogar pls.....when will the next round fixtures be out I wanna script all pers before this week kicks on cause project wey dey my hand plenty & some lil hustling job I need to execute too
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:04am On Jun 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
KingLahkay!
Sir
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:00pm On Jun 19, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
cheesy
Why you dey mock me

The thing way dey pain me be say her ghost writer done finish the three good solid punches wey I don pen for siniza

angry angry angry angry angry

People are too wicked this days
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:48pm On Jun 19, 2015
liricyst:
she isn't the only one that improved. I did too. Why am I not being accused?
You improved due to practices & constantly battling but she hardly battle & freestyle

But well I'm letting it slide

Ghostwritten or not ain't getting a dime
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:39pm On Jun 19, 2015
liricyst:
maybe a little background info would help. Gladyys is a gospel femcee. notice how she used sin in her opener against you?
Blame coogar's software for giving her a dude with sin in his name. The girl is used to fighting sins and temptation na
The punchlines ain't even the big thing ...the build ups already cracked sinizia jaws ... Those bars her too d0pe for her to script

Teddy is the only female battler that I know with this kind of skills

Glady.ys Battling & freestyling is sporadic so it's still damn hard for me to believe that someone like her can change over night
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by kinglahkay(m): 10:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
Gladyys:
HELLO HATERS!!!!

These big babies amuse me/ since my last match....they been acting crazy and st.upid/ thinking all ladies are foolish/ just keep studying my bars....it only makes you my students!!
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I'm too bold already/ so their silly jokes don't get me/ coz i'll keep rising slow and steady..../ when they accused me of being ghosted by krone or Teddy/ i knew God has sent these hoes to bless me/ they'd prolly go blind .....when i start playing my rap role on telly!
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I'm saying this plain/ if Sinizia spars once more......i'll slay him again/ and put the baby in shame/ call me crazy....insane/ i can run into a palace.....and start blazing the place/....coz i got no respect for kings, especially ones as lame as Laykay!!
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U can say am bleeping around..../ but.......I got reasons to be proud/ coz am really profound/ if I wish i cud shout/ but u'll stay mute......Lahkay.... and stop being a clown/or i put clips in ur mouth/ you 'bald-headed' old fool.............a king with no crown!!
Who's crazy as me biitch lahkay's cruel.../...in our last bout she was nearly booed .../...for dissing me she'll be in soup, in fact she'll already getting cooked.../..

Her feet going 1inch in the ground to make her understood../...me studying your bars.... I rather go of another book../...funny my teacher's an abundant fool.../... Her o-level result was a blunder too..../... So how can I be a student when gladyys doesn't even have an uncovered school.../..

I brought fact to prove my accusation is true.../...& those words ain't allegation ,you fool.../...sun in my pen.. Let the wave smoke you ..biitch I'm bringing the radiation to you...

Bald headed who.... This biitch is myopic to see my picture.../...since she respect no kings ..my captain will invade her crib with my legions.../...& if failingly she ain't surprise they'll electrify the biitch to get G-shock
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 5:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
laykorn:
Lekan, please cloak this semblant naivety in style. If the pinky of a ghost should be sought in anyone's bars, it should be siniz-ia's. Why would an accomplished femcee like Glad-ddys require ghosts to smother and rub out a newbie?

A vet would only think of employing a spook when the fight seems a risky one that could meet it's end in either pits - the one on the left and the one on the right.

And what vet would even ghost-write against a man who has no battle thread to his name? grin

And if you don't know, Gladd-ys clutches the crown of the last femcee tourney that came to life here; you're not talking about just any femcee here. undecided
What yeye crown teddy will whoop her hands down without her winning a crit if she script her verse by her pen

I've read almost all her verses(battle or freestyle) & with boldness I can say she's not capable to script something as d0pe as that


Wtf check the opener & the closer even coogar can't pen something crazy like that when he was at Glady.ys level of penmanship
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 2:38pm On Jun 19, 2015
It's vivid that her bar was ghostwritten

Either she's teddy or teddy ghost write for her or someone ghost write for her & teddy

Same build ups



The tourney just taya me cause how can we be brain storming to create a bar & someone is there busy ghostwriting for someone
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 2:36pm On Jun 19, 2015
teddybiyasi:
. ........I bring the trauma of killers/ ....more like Jack The Ripper....../ my victims bagged in silk packs/....
.....and with a knife, I start slashing the wraps/ but, hey! don't panic yet.............that's how I eat ....'Sharwama'.... for dinner!!


..........His bars are all fillers/.........

.......So none of his shots will still touch me../ and I deliberately made his ...."father our ref".... in this box ring/..... coz Iam is well known for punching the."third person"

......I'm full with rage/ a she dragon spewing flame/ to burn and rule the game/
.....but since this fool's 'insane'/...... I'll snatch off his skull and put it on his hands........for failing to use his brain!!

.....Beating him is nothing/......... he'll be felled with stiff punches/
......his lines ain't 'bright'.... ......too weak and boring/
..... and if he claims he's a 'painter I'll 'brush' him up with some 'finishing touches'!]

.....I ma end his future/ when I stab and leave him dead on the cushion........./
.....funny, his name is 'omoleran' ......but ur the one getting butchered!!

......They say zombies hunt for minds/ but ur safe with no one to find/ .....he joined NL and kept pushing buttons' for one to find/
...... but we "denied him access"............the number he dialed was not authorized'!

......At wars I kill foes and ride on horse/ this street kid is not my kind of shot/ .........
.....he's wretched, but if. he lies he's not/.....
...... his pictures say "Aromo surfers''......... and the fool claims he's the "guy on board!!".....

.....This prick always brags' he is drugs/ he's not 'sick' ....and he can't fill the void/........the fact is he's nuts!/......
...... I stand with the Lords/ so he'd be killed in the Land of Lincoln if he brings that 'illy noise!!"

......I get props for the frees that I drop/ but we bluff at him, the pig is an eyesore/
........and when he rants, no one's heeding his side talks/ we just ....."jump and pass"..........he's a "sh¹t on the sidewalk"!!

.......Ur getting bleeped in the same style/ Elymax 'drones' once killed the lame dyke/
..... and Teddy's the 'bomb elevating with plane height/ u have lesser chance of 'blowing up than getting hit by grenade twice'!!

........I reign from Maraba to Minna/ my drops can blast Sambisa/ coz my bars are stingers/
........ I deliver a verse and kill glads/ Aromo'..only supplies coffee'.................no wonder he's... "black and bitter"!!!

......This ugly Shrek should be in a thread with chimpanzees / coz with him around, the vets won't feel at ease/......
........ he's 'on his own. .I mean, his rank so low'.......nowhere near the VIP/ but if ever hear Iam rated, they mean Teddybiyasi!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 2:35pm On Jun 19, 2015
Now check this out


Gladyys:
I saw him puffing with pride/ in his mind...'i'm coming to shine'/ pfft! in this battle....i promise the guy/ a 'perfect' beating and a shocking surprise!..../ coz I'm bound to put an 'end to sin'.....like the second coming of Christ!!

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I put the dumb wit in debt/ here....he'll 'pay' dearly for walking up to a vet.../ so when my punches descend/ pls don't be depressed/ coz even heaven knows....that the 'wages of Sin is death'!!!
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how u parade for attention makes me sick of the soldier/ braggin so we'd think of thee bolder/ automatics out...n my clips stick on the loafer/ dey b 'epaulette' cos dey gon leave a 'chip on each shoulder'!!
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If u check and rate classes.... like a conventional monitor/ I should be among the legends and professional warriors/ coz am the goddess in spars../ while Sinizia been 'guarding his bars'!/ like a correctional officer!!
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I keep glowing with skills/ giving wack dudes 'supernatural' and chronic beating/ coz my strength is 'God's gift'.......I'm growing with it/ i can get rid of 'sin easier' with the power of the holy spirit/ hold on, I repeat........I can get rid of Sinizia with the power of d holy spirit!!
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too bad i'm hurting the foe/ who's been yearning to blow/..... he shoulda known it's suicidal to lock horns with a GOAT/ coz Sinizia is a 'kid' in d group.......he's still 'learning the ropes'!!!
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.... so u better quit and back off/cos u dunno wat pain Gladyys can cause/ I'm evil....a sadist galore/ or i'll lead a pack of Anglican thugs/ and they'll spank 'sin @ss' like angry pastors!!
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I'm past his level.... many miles away/ he's the type I can beat twice a day/ I'm like 'gravity', he can't try my rage/ so i'll 'forcefully' pull down his pride today/ tomorrow, he won't 'rise' again!!
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I'll throw more shots to smack u/ just to show u what I can do/ try return the punches back too/ no...u can't 'IMPRESS' ...ur just a wack fool/ I mean, u can't even get under my skin if u was a tattoo!!
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My burning addiction/ is to have newbies taught the tradition/ too bad, this one got terribly mocked in the mission/ coz 'everybody will avoid Sin henceforth'.....born again Christians!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 2:26pm On Jun 19, 2015
gettin bleeped by mah bad script,cos u are sluggish n frail/ur crew lack wits,fucking trash bins.. dey all snitch n fake/claimin bad gee wen ur rap stinks...n makes vet get all pissd n yell/n wen niggs no longer smart kids,n gon broke dey commit sin.. reason dey do promise n fail...
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If we are wat we eat,vicky should b dicky,d ass' 2 worn out n stale/a room for all like bobbys group,niggas 'done' it like hours after sundown of day/as jack holmes n jada fire we'l turn out today/cos i'l Bleep 'd verse'.. till i make ya 'porn stars to run out of play..
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I'l cut n smite her for her claims,she fucking crazy/wat u talkin lady?dat u got bombs,igniter n would bring both storm n wave in?/u 'into song'like u 'lovin writer'.n u fuckin crave him/like salary for beggers we payin deaf ears to ur cheap lies... dey'r nothing like her.....hey! we listen to adaobi... yeah.. wen we talking marvin....
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Like arsenal fans u been dey form miss gunner.. bitch/but wen i show.. i forget 5 fingers for ur face....u repent n turn d other chick/Na me dey run dis corner bitch/like ur mama u dey 'raise rejection'... if u 'run dis corner'..bitch....
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Ah just took d win from thee with haste/got d kitty litters on streets for mean display/wen i let my knives collide with flesh n got d spleen of d miss placed/on it.... she tried to play dirty...for her hazard,i let her dada muck rake n now i watch him clean up his mistakes..


Her match against Vicky may 4 look at the build ups oooo


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Wen i ask of kay,got 'arms pointing ur way/den i hurt ur 'balls n suck het'....like i love em.... get ur 'joint' in four place.../this bro gon gaga,cos my punch took dis'layout'.... dis verse?it got alot/n he can never 'land' a blow... cos he's lost d 'plot'.


1 of her bar against me on may 12 check the build ups again
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:56pm On Jun 18, 2015
Abeg no forget to check his teeth & jaw liricyst don turn jazz to giyyazz I swear grin grin grin

I no say me & laykorn don jabo already so make I mock person small before my own whooping come
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:53pm On Jun 18, 2015
Liricyst iyaf killed someone shey those written words are bars or torturing words hehehehe

Shey jazz bone still dey intact shaaaaaaa cause I'm sure the guy go don lose like 3 ribs grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 9:35pm On Jun 18, 2015
Gladyys who ghost write for you

See wetin you do my prey chaiiiiii the guy jaw don dey swag mogbe

See holy ghost whooping gladyys already bodybagged sin oboy we're free from Lucifer's tricks

A beg make I dey bang as I like heaven is 100% sure grin grin angry grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 1:42pm On Jun 18, 2015
Only if i know who I'm battling next cry cry cry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:56pm On Jun 16, 2015
kr0ne:
Don't let that bother you. You've moved on to the next stage is all that matters. Your sacrifice is not wasted. It's part of the game. . . .definitely there'll be some letdown. And I should add that you start working again; you don't know who you'll meet next.
I can't pen a bar without knowing who my opponent is cause of pers & that thing dey affect me like ehnnnnn
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:51pm On Jun 16, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Yes i guess so....
Cool cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 10:12pm On Jun 16, 2015
danbrowndmf:
lols oboi see bars na Ksslib Respect to u o.cheesy

u fall win that guy hands down last night o. cheesy
lol I think NL style is jokes over bars

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