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lertee: That is some five years to come,which means I will be five years older

And?

lertee: This was a fun loving space Earlier this morning,I need the fun lovers to take charge puuuuullllllllllleeeeeeessssssseeeeeee

Barbie waddup

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]may God continue to bless u[/quote]amen

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]im going to ask my pastor to pray for u [/quote]
That means I did a splendid job

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i sprinkle holy water on you [/quote]Do u mean your squirt

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]only ur protruding forehead can make me shine my teeth like this [/quote]And you know this cos I give you head

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] how are you?[/quote]You and I know the reason you shining that brown teeth of yours

Dannyxy: broda,help me see the imp,she even get mind to call us lowlifes.wonder shall never end

I no follow for the lowlifes

Dannyxy: are you ignoring me too?,cos i seem to getting a lot of that this days.infact i'm ignorably sensitive.

Oyibo

Evening monday

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]ah ah, how do you know that?

And why cant twin be my first issue?[/quote]Na family planning una de do now?


Besides, I heard 1st issues are always d most stressful, twins would b twice as rigorous.....I just feel for you tho'

Lilimax: It gonna be a mirage !
Remember when i was a kid, there was this advert that ends with ...education for all by the year 2000
Here we are in 2013, thing are not getting better either

Lol! Free education ke
When skul fees wud be as expensive as private jets, constant electricity will be like free visa to th U.S of A Vision 2020 my foot

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Good.

Established my boutique.

Gave birth to my twin.. Michael and Mikaella[/quote]
Nice dreams, but twins as your 1st issue wen u neva even see husband to marry

See their names sef
Sarah WATER and michael PAPER

<<Typical nigerian comment right>>

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Lets keep pushing people[/quote]pushing to where exactly
What's the new goal

Vision 2020 ? Na then world wan end o

CFCfan: January 2002

Ayaff die
Time zone pushed you back

sexkillz: .

Truckpusher: .

See these cats

See booking

Which kain yeye network b dis
Inside bank 4 dat matter

xynerise: Na which year Abacha died?

Antelope na good english u been de try type abi na broken

joeydozzy: Once upon a time that year, Man Utd had the joyous hearts and Arsenal had the fragile heart

oh, how times have changed

The times aint changed nada!
Just two weeks @ the top of the table and arsenal fans are becoming louder than chelsea fans
What then would happen if arsenal wins EPL I hate to imagine

RED blood still flows in my vein

Geezus

Now now una don enter 1998

Na to buy like 5plots of land for the millenium na

caseless: insha Allah u wil not beat me up.
*places an early morning kiss to he lips*

Ewwwwww! With your unbrushed mouth
I pity for sniper

This tiring ish again
U beginning to spam the whole section

Cathaliya: That de-activate button na rubbish...
It will only change your name to "nobody"...try quoting that"nobody" and your real name shows.

Seun don do una one chance....lmao

All this de-activating ish makes no sense to me, they just making the young man spend money unnecessarily all cos he's a fellow NIGERIAN

Today is just another day to mark this countrys foolishness

^^
Are those the kinda things you want independence on
Women wigs I give up

Dannyxy: pride aside,my kini is something that i can never be ashamed of,it speaks for itself,and it's sure to do an excellent job anytime,anyday.

How you even sure it works since u still a virgin

SniperInADiaper: Lol its a french fry.

Awwwwww, cute little thing

Now I see why you use diapers

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]please i dont want to see a pencil that has been sharpened halfway please[/quote]ROTFLMFAO

Not even a full pencil
Dannyboy's had to be sharpened halfway

SniperInADiaper: None.

Ive been a good little mommy today cuddling on the couch with the cutie on my profile.

I can only see a pillow and what looks like a yellow candle-stick, where's the cutie

SniperInADiaper: Fine

How many young men did you snipe down today