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stroller9795:
Just look at this simp!
Are you even responsible to start with?
So,if I cook and serve my husband , it automatically makes him irresponsible...shey ori e buru ni?

My dear, I tire oooo.

They will never even get married.

You've read their stories and it's all full of rejections and poverty.

How will they ever know the joy of marriage?

Bloody rejects.

I already told u, come out in Ur real moniker if u want engagement with me.

Fear fear, he see gbegile boys run.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
It's so evident dey married you off my guy..

If Dem no marry you off. No be that innocent madam go dey provide after 14yrs.

Even if they married me off, it still shows I'm useful at something.

Look at yourself, at your age how many people are still living with their parents?

If they can marry u off believe me,they would have, but....

Well, u know the rest of the story.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
It obviously has to shock you..

I mean..what do you expect from a 40 yr old man who can't even provide for his nuclear family seeing a young guy having enough for himself and even much more to give out?

Nuclear family? In this day and age?

Poverty don do these people shege ooo.

So Ur nuclear family depends on only one person?

Well, everybody from my side is so prosperous and successful that nobody is a burden to the other.

Pele

SoiSoi13:
We be know,

This is a mistake right?

But we'll get to the picture later.

E see gbegile boys e go hide im moniker.

Bring that moniker let's dance again.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
You think say na everybody no get work like you?

Abi you think say na everybody Dem marry off 14yrs ago as no work dey look him side?

I'm a man, so it's impossible to marry me off for lack of job.

You can only continue staying in Ur parents house if all companies consider u unemployable.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Oh sorry..you and who dey feed from mummy?

I'm a grown man feeding for myself not depending on my innocent wife after 14yrs of marriage.

E shock you?

Feeding yourself? Omo e shock me oooo.

Person wey dey feed himself no dey get intimidated by others, look at youngpresido for example.

And how come u can only post with MTN's freebies?

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Who dey change moniker for a well known coward with over 500 monikers in kuje?

A well known coward who cries to the MOD at every given opportunity?

Stop smoking Osogbo weed after every pounded yam dinner

O ma se, Ur insecurities is ur undoing, no wonder u are so scared to leave Ur parents shadows and be a man for once .

I wasn't even refering to u.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
When you go start to dey provide for this innocent madam?

Na grey hair don full your hair so

Time dey go oo

The same time u also leave Ur mommy to fend for yourself like a man.

Don't be a mommy's boy for life, Ur younger cousins now have their own homes and lives.

Fear of gbegile boys don make somebody switch
moniker.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Mummy don give you dinner?

Before coming here to wail for your Ikorodu offshore team mate.

What do u think?

We enjoy the good life on this side.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Na father mother bants you Sabi no be me and you dey run on those levels..

Leave that village wey you dey stay first before talking about luxury life

Ikorodu Elon musk

Yes na, na only wifey banter u know

Wanyiagwu:
its not my fault that ur father couldn't afford to give u a luxury life...keep hallucinating shogbo

Somebody who was cut off from all civilization because MTN was down, how will that one know what a good life means?

Wanyiagwu:
That is ehen...their poverty mindset no be here,I don't even owe them any explanation about myself..Never...I just read where u said Tati mentioned she drives benz and they all doubted her and started making gest of her...like for benz...didn't know have been dealing with people that have never tasted good life..

My dear, no need explaining yourself to them, they get so u intimidated and saddened by other people's success.

Funny thing, one of them, youngpresido, do talk about himself here too and I've never seen anybody from this side ever doubting him or attacking him for that.

Imagine, what is the big deal about Benz?

CRUISETOPIAVP:
E say na offshore

Abeg i no fit laugh.

Omo everybody for NL na Elon musk. Niknarf village boy sef wan dey form levels.

But why is poverty so endemic in that Ur fanbase that it seems so incredible to y'all that some people are living the good life( without Yahoo of course )


BTW, gbegile boys are here.

Dannyxy:
cry today, tomorrow, next tomorrow, you are a novice...

Go sleep jor, I no dey even reason, you no smart , you no funny, you no even get banter, only noise and foul words, so you see, I no rate you at all...

Oya dey go, when you learn, come back ...

Answer her question.

Which is elder still dey fvck for I'm parent's matrimonial bed?

Dannyxy:
again, I have pressed your neck enough ... even me dey pity you....

But I need press it you know, so you will learn, no be only to eat pounded yam, and masturbate to person forehead,
i am grooming you for your kids, you have to learn...

Don't be so angry you hear

Grooming me how exactly?

You want to teach me to be having illicit sex on my parent's matrimonial bed or what?

Wanyiagwu:
Maybe we should set up a gofundme for him so he can eat pounded and egusi soup this easter

Maybe.

But the guy's life story is full of tragedies and comedies so I guess not even a GFM can solve his problems.

Dannyxy:
I like that you are stalking me, it means I have done a number on you...

That's enough for me ...

Stalk?

Who stalks u when the story of your life is all over nairaland.

stroller9795:
Sharap!
You will never understand the beauty of marriage cos no woman in her right senses would agree to be your wife,let alone feed you with a bowl of delicious pounded yam

Please help me educate them oooo.

How will they understand the beauty of marriage when they are still tied to mama's breast?

stroller9795:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
clement is too dumb and unfortunate to be a Yahoo boy!
No be Clement wey complain for romance section say ashawo reject am for joint?
kwa kwa kwa kwa

Hian!

U don minit.

Dannyxy:
my boy, see lemme advice you, ehnn, see Tatiana forehead wey dey hungry you so, you no go ever see am, so lick ass today, tomorrow, next tomorrow and forever, nothing for you...

Na soapy and pounded yam go still end am

My own be say, shey u don get buyer for that Ur Tecno phone?

Otherwise, this Sunday wey be Easter na kosh and dosh for u throughout oooo.

U might have to wait till Xmas to eat a decent food again.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
All these tears on top say person dey more successful than you can ever dream of?

Some are destined for greatness and to be rich at a young age while some are destined to be married for 14yrs, sitting at home eating pounded yam at 40. Waiting for their innocent wife to bring income for the family while they simp after forehead on a faceless forum.

You know where you belong

And some are destined not to live till 40.

Clement1111:
at least I didn't question her line of work

but I love peace and I am going to let this through

O je bi.

So I mentioned ur line of work?

Interesting

stroller9795:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
E strangulate!

E chokelate

CRUISETOPIAVP:
All these tears on top say person dey more successful than you can ever dream of?

Finding and getting a soulmate is one of the greatest successes in life , it is even a favour from the lord.

Meanwhile, gbegile Boys, please attend to this.

Clement1111:
I have noticed you to be the dumbest

E don reach to insult?

Next time u don't start what u can't finish.

Clement1111:
how did Tatiana get her supposed Benz

Bring evidence that jjc works with Unilever

unless you bring evidence that am a Yahoo boy,u will continue to be miserable an bitter

lemme just wait till Friday before the next step

In that case, lemme have ur address and ur phone number.

BarristerAlarig:
Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry next week, cry forever.

Eskiz sir,

I think we both have a mutual understanding to stay out of each other's mentions?

EricaNyansh:
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Only when you're providing for your wife is it better, not when the reverse is the case.

I will switch to the account you so desire when you switch to your Nomyth account.

Tell then...

Maybe we have another look at ur mom's story u told some months back.

Clement1111:
You have been crying over my tattoo and this is what you posted

Sha bring the efcc officer to come to my location and if you don't,stay out of my lane

How does that apply to u in anyway?

I mention ur name?

But obviously u know better than me so welcome.