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Adeshizzy:
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Ntorrrrrrr!!!!! 308 Ftc you no get

Adeshizzy:
I feel like an upcoming artiste, says Sound
Sultan /1NBblAV

guy what is the meaning of the trash you are dropping here. This thread resembles entertainment page for your eye? Now go up and read what this thread is meant for, stop littering here with ur gabbage......... Good Evening House(page 307? Like seriously?)

Daura cows going to Aso rock to visit and felicitate with Boorahi.

Gooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally Thank GOD...

safarigirl:
Was 17-2 when the gen was turned off, what's the score now? Wey all the peeps wey dey watch other games?

Nigeria 30-39 Tunisia..........Halftime

Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.







During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”

khassy:
if na one of this guys... na for UITH we go hear d parr two of him tory

i dey suspect dat moniker.

Temmieluv:
m new on nairaland

ok... Let me welcome you to the best thread on 9raland again. But beware e-FBI full this place ready to pounce on anything suspicious.

Temmieluv:
rilliis d guy god of thunder BTW tnk u

welcome to the fam. Nice dp but wait you just registered this acct today, hope it is not one of the guys here playing gamez with us. I apologise if it is really you gan gan.

Saw this on another thread:

Trouble is when soldier punish khassy finish come release khassy make him dey go, him come climb im bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and his bike no come gree start again.

wheesin:
Its 23rd August ...Today is my birthday..guys help me thank God ..although i haven't gotten to my destination yet, but i am greatful to God for where i am today.
Its never it has never been.A year older and still balling till year 2100

khassy
yungmilio2
rkarang
agent9
boigrammz
ayokunlei
dygeasy
boombay
duke59
Donabydeco
yustash001
yusluv2000
reekado
legitlayo
kinfunfun
dpacific
heraldthemainman
IDGAF
Youngchop
psychologist
acecube
seunsherriff
jaridwan
abimloaded
tobihils
napoleonbaba
mzlarem
gideong


and to all those i just couldn't get rheir monikers ..God bless you all

happy bornday to you. I wish you goodluck bro. I am celebrating my birthday this August too, Aug 29.

Send your ur cake ooo make we jollificate together

sojikrown:
Jamb 221 post utme 68% gunning for Microbiology

finally another microbiology aspirant in the building. Nice score dude.

haryormeekun:
He's most likely on another ban

i thought as much.

It's as if awon AYE ti get Khassy?

starkid7k:
I tnk God for D success of my exam...patiently waitin 4 alert

alert is the main thing now. May God help us all. You will come back here to share the goodnews.

killercute16:
Accounting....i scored 60 last yr and was given an educational course.

unilorin destiny changer..... God will grant you ur heart desire this year.

duke59:
Done with d exam expecting a favourable result

and favourable result you shall get. This year is our year.

Utme score: 224

Postjamb: 72%

Course: Microbiology

State: Osun

anyone aspiring for MCB here??

duke59:
hmm...dis is true oo.had 72% last year but was not admitted and I was always on dis thread always viewing.........food for thought

God will surely do am this year. Your work and hope wont be in vain. What course did you applied for last year with your 72%?.

buccal:
@ klarrychenko94 which option is the answer to number one

bros I don't know oo

ayokunlei:
congrats o!
MCB produced 8 1st class this year though, make sure you be among those that wl be graduating with a 1st in 2019 o o...

congrats o!
MCB produced 8 1st class this year though, make sure you be among those that wl be graduating with a 1st in 2019 o o...

ahahaha... Thanks I will definitely try my best but main thing now is for God to complete what HE has started.

klarrychenko94:
Some of the questions I encountered:

1 which of the following is not a metal
a)gold b)copper c)silver d )diamond

2 what is 14 percent of 232?

3 What is the median of 5 3 8 1 15?

4 (can't rememba this well) If p,p,p and q are consecutive letters. What is q if mean is 18 and median is 22?

Correct spelling of
5 typhoon
6 regretted

meaning of
7 revered

idiom
8 hard line

9 nollywood is to Nigeria as bollywood is to_____


questions on past progressive, simple past


I don try abeg.

10 Mary Slessor operated in which town
Uyo Enugu Calabar Benin

11 Her husband and soulmate _____here
a is to be
b was
c was to be
d were

Mehn I can't reach rkarang posts for last year. He dropped around 16 quest.

paswad:
Klarry,what Date And Time Did U Do It

today, I submitted around 12:27 and result entered around 9:15.

IDGAF:
Congrats bro! Happy 4 u......You've jumped 2 hurdles,remaining the last,pray God wud perfect what He started in ur life

Amen my brother and I wish you same. This year is our year.

Some of the questions I encountered:

1 which of the following is not a metal
a)gold b)copper c)silver d )diamond

2 what is 14 percent of 232?

3 What is the median of 5 3 8 1 15?

4 (can't rememba this well) If p,p,p and q are consecutive letters. What is q if mean is 18 and median is 22?

Correct spelling of
5 typhoon
6 regretted

meaning of
7 revered

idiom
8 hard line

9 nollywood is to Nigeria as bollywood is to_____


questions on past progressive, simple past


I don try abeg.

BoiGrammz:
Hello house.. how una Pume?? Success though!! einsteinpg quoted me abi na khassy dey attack me for dream?? Fresher's feel free to add.. Am bored 090 35 8 2 9 106 whatsapp antispam not can ban for all I care.. I no even get mb self ma nigga jayfix scored 92 highest so far he's going for MCB though

Mcb aspirants are not smiling at all.

Guys join me in praising the Lord oooo. Thank you Lord. Alert/result don enter ooo.

I scored 72%. Utme 224, course Microbiology.

God na you start am from the beginning now we are at the concluding part, Please I need you more now.

Mehn people nacking 30% 40%. Papa God please take control tomorrow. Please let everything be favourable.

Now fear don dey catch me. I registered early because of what happened last year atleast with what i read on last year thread. God please I no want reverse of wetin happen in 2014 ooo.

Klarry calm down. Don't fear, God go do am(aahh mistake). God don do am(yes correct)...

Abimloaded:
Is the result out ?
I'm yet to receive mine.

yes result is out. They will alert you thru sms and email. And you can also check ur portal.

Guys come nd share the goodnews na @result....... Abimloaded how far? Shey God don do am?

Abimloaded:
No calculator!!!

thanks Abim. I wish you gudluck.

Royalty00:
Maths, ratio and trigonometry. Current affairs was civil war, what currency was Nigeria using before naira and what year was obasanjo president

thanks for sharing. Please did they allow calculator into the exam hall.