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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:54am On Feb 27, 2017
Gentlelord:
Good morning my amazing people
Maximum Respect to the Crocodile Smile people and The Lafia dole gang.
Lafia dole we stand
Wats d meaning tho undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:53am On Feb 27, 2017
dogoFara:
Little wonder you wanna serve there
yea
Suggest a social n secular state for me ...where I can drink my beer with peace of mind grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 6:10am On Feb 27, 2017
gunners160:
Show jor and stop wasting my mb
gunners160:
200
gunners160:
A
gunners160:
embarassednonsense.I was thinking it was on page 199. Abeg jor.. Going bck to my away mood. Anyways, I just did what I did just for fun. Incase it did not go down well with anybody here, I am very sorry. Just want it to get to page 200 as fast as possible. Shallom. Till I login again..

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 12:25am On Feb 27, 2017
Bashnigga:
Shoooo!!! Only u
Fear God o grin grin

grin grin grin bahdder man
mah nigga
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:41pm On Feb 26, 2017
habbyy03:
undecided
Common undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:34pm On Feb 26, 2017
habbyy03:
just remove christly99 name now before i vex....
she no do!! undecided
Come be the transition Chairman?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2017
segunk1:
Lol, because knacker has not shown you his eating skills abihuh Wait now u ll see shebi na u declare..... This is what I saw him doing yesterday afternoon.
Me,nkwobi n beer r like

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:24pm On Feb 26, 2017
segunk1:
Lol dnt mind dat knacker guy dearie, he actually shot himself in d foot for accepting cutestcuty84's fake love offer just to become famous through his status, instead of him choosing true love for himself and all the brouhaha started wen cutestcuty84 broke his heart n jumped at uzeba.
I never tot a rulling king could be that humiliated by one kekere "abominashion" from d highest other.
cry

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:15pm On Feb 26, 2017
Oworock:
Tasued are paying 70k
shocked

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:13pm On Feb 26, 2017
mandibeauty:
Listen to instructions... Only Nwobi.. U won kill Chris grin >sad
Relax Chriswazo pass music
He is upto d task grin

*shouts *
Barman !!!!!!
Second bottle pls
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:00pm On Feb 26, 2017
grin
segunk1:
Ohh that's true, I suggest if we eventually ended up having a female den we crown her as a supreme queen, if She's single den she ll automatically select a single bobo to GH with n make him her king instantly.
But if she has GH already then she shares the glory with her bobo n also make him d king, then together they rule.... Cc: madndibeauty, cutestcuty84, phunkyposh, lindabell, Dogofara, preciousify, sparkle4u, christly99, angelswt, khadijamasud, lindaz12... Etal other female monikers,

chriswazo, bashnigga, philgbeee, bussieboi what's your say on this sirshuh
Lols
grin

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2017
Angelswt:
I'm honoured smiley but I will like to ermm kindly decline smiley

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:35pm On Feb 26, 2017
Angelswt:
EXACTLY!!! was just about saying that... it would be a nice reign... I guesshuh grin
Wish it cud be u wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:34pm On Feb 26, 2017
dogoFara:
Have you ever been to the north?
apart from Abj
Nope lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:34pm On Feb 26, 2017
Will be dropping an account of my regimes success n failures grin

King Knacker
Igwe gburugburu I of 17Batch A pcms Thread
Oba I
Emir I

King of page 100 tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:25pm On Feb 26, 2017
Angelswt:
Knacker Knacker smiley my weekend was awesome! how are you doing?
My sweetish baby
Can u head the transition committee pls??
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:23pm On Feb 26, 2017
Bashnigga:
Lol, sooo true
U reign was full of drama upon drama grin grin grin
Come to think of it, wat if we end up having a queen instead undecided undecided
never thought of dat lol cheesy
Truly my reign was full of drama ...hope d next regime beats d record.
As for a queen ...hmmmm lets keep our fingers crossed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2017
mandibeauty:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, man u hero. Jose Mourinho claimed his first trophy as Reds manager Amanda very happy... Oya everybody take kwobi for Chriswazo head grin grin >sad grin grin grin
*
Huskily walks into d bar n sits at d front column den shouts *
Barman !!!!!!
Where is dis barman ?
Barman!!!!!!!!
Give me ice Castle beer n a plate of nkwobi
Hurry up ah dey rush
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:17pm On Feb 26, 2017
Philgbeee:
Broz trouble sidon jeje you go dey call am....me amma no there oo..
ah dun hide since grin
dogoFara:
Should be nice, the north isn't as bad as people think. Especially Borno state... There's a lot of money to be made there, but some of us have had a glass full...variety is the spice of life grin
No juju is stopping me from serving in d north cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2017
gunners160:
Menh, its been a while I visited this thread;anyways how is you feofle? Sha, Let me drop a hint before running off to my away mood .From the different write ups I have read, it can be farfetched that a lot of graduates want to serve in either Abuja or Lagos . Yes, it is good in fact, their are lots of oppurtunities their but many people are not aware that Abuja and Lagos gets close within just 12-24 hours immediately after the NYSC site for mobilization is open so it is on a first to register basis. So, for those who want to serve in either of the two states, endavour to register early. Shallom..
U smart

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 7:50pm On Feb 26, 2017
Angelswt:
Hehehehehe
My baby kiss
Aw was ya weekend?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 7:25pm On Feb 26, 2017
dogoFara:
My number 1 prayer point is to not get posted to anywhere north asides abj. I've spent my whole life in the north and eager to live in the south. So, oga commander which camp are you Commanding? huh >sad
Lols
The whole North is under my command so am leading d pcms posted to d North
The south is under Segunk1 command
So u want to go n experience crocodile smile..

But seriously
I wanna experience Northern life
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2017
segunk1:
D tin dat av deleted tipe tipe.
For where tongue
Focus on d new king after u almost ruined my reign with controversies n commotions cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:56pm On Feb 26, 2017
segunk1:
Cheii knacker can u hear thathuh The babe don sabi dodge bomb weh-wehgringringringrin
U better tell her to teach u how to dodge bomb, Don't forget u re leading to camp zero for python dancegringringrin
Am already fit for guerrilla dodging tactics n escape manoeuvres...
As d camp zero commandant
I appoint dogofara as platoon 2 leader.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:35pm On Feb 26, 2017
donswizzi:
Any update on 2017 batch A list?
Nope
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:34pm On Feb 26, 2017
dogoFara:
No problem. . .about your previous mention, been in the north all my life. So, studying at unimaid wasn't a problem.
Ok grin
Thumbs up
Welcome mah
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:26pm On Feb 26, 2017
segunk1:
Have u forgotten that we ve dethroned knacker for longhuh Hope d crown dey safe where u keep amhuh
Who dethroned me
U can only dethrone me if u can delete my FTC on page 100, grin
So just save ur energy to page 200 cus u r up to anoda surprise .. tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:22pm On Feb 26, 2017
IamNancyDrew:
Please, with all due respect, does anyone else here think it's better for us to have a whatsapp group? I find it hard to keep up with the thread here.
Please, can we try to create a whatsapp group?
if d thread is like dis
Imagine d Whatsapp messages undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:21pm On Feb 26, 2017
dogoFara:
I'm a girl
shocked
No vex
Oya who is next on GH list
We Av a new behbeh grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:20pm On Feb 26, 2017
Chriswazo:
I hope to be rewarded with am o. Knacker please u are advised to start setting up ur transition committee for a hitch free transition. gringringringrin
Am still looking for an Impartial n reputable man to head d committee
Pls volunteers r welcome ...
We r about getting a new king on page 200 ...ftc on page 200 will rule till page 300.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:15pm On Feb 26, 2017
Philgbeee:
200 loading... keep it coming my niggaz..segunk1 dey prepare your turntable for the parry cos bashnigga don already dey practice the dance with some other personz(I can't mention on here) I don't want to be battered again..
Phunkyposh lipsrsealed

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 3:13pm On Feb 26, 2017
dogoFara:
DogoFara
Unimaid
Food Science and Technology
2016
Enugu, Abuja or Delta
U try ooo shocked
Welcome bro

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