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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 2:56pm On Feb 19, 2017
Angelswt:
alright.
ah still dey view ur dp ...
My eye no wan comot there undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2017
cutestcuty84:
I tok wetin I tok baby boo. Why you dey behave like say u no understand the flashlight I dey give u since day one?.I only used knacker and uzeba to get to you but e no werk.
cutestcuty84
Come close
Just come
Am not hiding anytin
Oya pray
Lord remove d spirit of jumping from man to man from me
Pray it faster
Oya chop cane grin

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 2:45pm On Feb 19, 2017
segunk1:
U re roff playing philgbeee nah, threatening d innocent guy.

Me give u name kehhuh Yes use d sixth sense correctly oogringringrin.

Abulor ur pesin kehhuh

Yes! Knacker if u no sidon in peace now u ll receive it in pieces n hot-hot from phunkyposh nowgringringrin

Bashnigga enjoy yah baby phunkyposh **see as she set mehn**

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 2:37pm On Feb 19, 2017
Marianwao:
no be so ooo no mind me jare.
cry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 2:28pm On Feb 19, 2017
Bashnigga:
Knacker hw far cheesy cheesy
grin
Una dun murder me finish ...
So ah go hide

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:29pm On Feb 18, 2017
segunk1:
Wetin you jos tokhuh

What do u meanhuh
cutestcuty84:
Lols can see you are doing great.I've really missed segunk1 ooo,the sugar in my tea
ohh na two of u now

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 12:51pm On Feb 17, 2017
sparkle4u:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) #copied#
Nigeria corpers.

NOTE : I copied it. Am not the source.
very very insightful...
Thanks for Sharing
Lemme copy it sef
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 12:47pm On Feb 17, 2017
lindabell:
Top of the morning to u too,i am good,can u introduce yourself?school,course, etc.
Mexyz
U ticket dun green ooo cheesy

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 12:36pm On Feb 17, 2017
MASTIGOFORA:
Zoology

Lasu

Class of 16

Akwa Ibom, Ogun state, Ebonyi and Kaduna

Abeg make una add me to PCM whatsapp forum oo,

07014119654
u r highly welcome bro
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 12:36pm On Feb 17, 2017
christly99:
chai! you just melted my heart. don't mind wife snatcher knacker . habbyy03 I'm giving u a second chance, don't mess it up again o
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Am finished

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:47am On Feb 17, 2017
Mexyz:
Lol... bros you na comedian oo. Anyways make we wait for lindabell to give me a reply.
Ah just dey observe grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:45am On Feb 17, 2017
Phunkyposh:
knacker leave road make i see embarassed

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:07am On Feb 17, 2017
Good morning mates

Make Una come mark register ooo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:06am On Feb 17, 2017
Mexyz:
*walking towards lindabell with a smile on my face*
Mexyz:
Ehen? lindabell we've been paired together, I don't want anybody coming in between us. So what's up with you bae? Good morning and top of the morning to all my padis dem here.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 8:00am On Feb 17, 2017
Phunkyposh:
iyaf been waiting for you.... You are next on my list wink wink wink tongue
philgbeee apply d case of Chioma ajunwa grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 7:58am On Feb 17, 2017
Phunkyposh:
Segunk1.. Continuing carry my mata on ya head like bottle water inside traffic, Firewood will be better in your anus.. tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
u bad .... cheesy
See punchlines

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:16am On Feb 17, 2017
Mustack:
I tell you. Seen your mate from the same level make it worse.
chill bro ...its not yet game over
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:15am On Feb 17, 2017
Mustack:
Mine is different..
I need to travel only if I have seen the jamb regulation between now and next week in the hope of reviving it. But if not then all hope is lost.
calm down mate
Its one of d heat of NYSC ...
U will overcome, I strongly believe u will get everything right n move on with us ...
We r here n waiting, we Av got ur back ...just do ur best.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:11am On Feb 17, 2017
segunk1:
Oh knacker is that how you use to dohuh So ur plan is to put asunder between habby03 n christly99 so that u can take charge with christly99 sheyhuh Ur plans has failed.
Christly99 pls forgive habby03 n forget the past am sure he has learnt from his mistakes.

As for you knacker, wen next u try that u lld be move down to the car park.... Kaji kohuh
person no go follow christly play again

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:06am On Feb 17, 2017
habbyy03:
ok oo.... i can see you are interested in snatching my bae Christly99,
Ah no follow ooo grin
Na tease ah dey tease u ooo
Before u break my head with bottle

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 5:04am On Feb 17, 2017
Mexyz:
Good morning guys and thanks to y'all for the advise on the CV stuff. So na only me no get bae here now. Abeg who dey in charge now? I wan GH oo
lols
cheesy
Oya sharpally go sit with dat girl there *points his hand towards lin***el*

grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:57pm On Feb 16, 2017
[quote author=lindabell post=53783666][/quote]U r merged to Habbyy03 so calm down grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:33pm On Feb 16, 2017
christly99:
Aren't u aware that knacker had merged him with someone else?
Christly99 abeg tell him its me n u now grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:32pm On Feb 16, 2017
bashlek:
great mai boss........dey call us noisemaker bt we care nt........


bashiru olalekan........Econs dept, oau ile-ife
(dnt evn no year i suppose writ 4 graduatn)

most prefrd state hierarchically: lagos,PH, Akwa ibom, Edo

...........Thanks.............. grin
great mai boss........dey call us noisemaker bt we care nt........


bashiru olalekan........Econs dept, oau ile-ife
(dnt evn no year i suppose writ 4 graduatn)

most prefrd state hierarchically: lagos,PH, Akwa ibom, Edo

...........Thanks..............
welcome again brodaly
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 11:31pm On Feb 16, 2017
Philgbeee:
my guy no b work like that oo..but it's better than just sitting at home n getting murdered by someone on nairaland... I know segunk1 will know what am talking about grin
nothing do u cheesy

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:29pm On Feb 16, 2017
giracey:
Akim Grace; University of Ibadan; History; Oyo, Abuja
good evening nairalanders
welcome ...
No genderhuh??
Well go sit for front row first
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:27pm On Feb 16, 2017
Philgbeee:
boss no mind me jare..na work hold man down...I miss y'all..
which kain work ...
Am d only one not working yethuhhuh lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2017
bashlek:
can Great Ife student comes in ?...............
u r highly welcome
But pls intro with d formal format grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:24pm On Feb 16, 2017
Mustack:
Its very sad and unpleasant for me to announce that I and my SCH are yet to reach a concreate agreement for the mobilization of batchA.. My jamb verification is yet to be rraleased in race with time...
Life have tought me something that we have difference race to run in life..
Am yet to start mine.
Am almost in d same situation
We Av not collected our SOR ...no mobilization yet from my dept...but we r hopeful .
So pls don't give up yet .... There is still time
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:17pm On Feb 16, 2017
christly99:
boyfriend dat kanot mk his gf happy on Val's day, is dat one a bf?
grin
U no get chill cheesy

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by knacker(m): 10:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
christly99:
better
grin cheesy grin
U go wicked

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