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Something strange happened this afternoon, my sim card was in my tab and a call came in but since I don't have an ear piece I now had to remove my sim card and transfer it to my phone. I took out the Sim from the back of the tab while thevtab was still on but while the sim was still in ma hands the tab rang again.I ended up having three miss call on the tab without a sim.pls who can explain this to me.never seen or heared this kind of thing before.

Something strange happened this afternoon, my sim card was in my tab and a call came in but since I don't have an ear piece I now had to remove my sim card and transfer it to my phone. I took out the Sim from the back of the tab while thevtab was still on but while the sim was still in ma hands the tab rang again.I ended up having three miss call on the tab without a sim.pls who can explain this to me.never seen or heared this kind of thing before.

Guys when it come to sex I do anything to have my satisfaction. Yesterday I went out to take a few drinks and pills and I went home to watch some new porn movies I downloaded.

I tried calling my girl but she was with family , i tried calling up some random chick's but every one was busy in preparation for the new year day.

I tried mastubating but I was not really getting the feelings , i did every thing I could to have a nice time alone but to no avail and a thought just came to my mind saying have you tried raping your self before.

Guys I started talking to my self, i now acted like am two persons and one wants it while the other doesn't.

Before you know it I started hitting ma self , using ma hands to tear off my boxers and forcing ma self to rape my self while shouting no no no no no no stop stop stop stop then I now forcefully mastubated I also finger my ass till I had a big cum and slept off.

Guys am I normal , thats was the first time I tried that

.this guys are really asking for death and they will get it .what's the reason going around to ask people to join them in gay movements. Such a risky thing to do.its obvious luck will run out on them someday.I just pity the ignorant ones who will make them self avilable.14 years or death awaitsbyou Guy's

I went to alausa area today and I met this guys who came and asked for 10 mins to talk and they introduced them self as Nigerian freedom gay club operating in Nigeria. I told them that I was not gay and I lIed to them that I have a friend who is gay and they gave me a form to give to him. Na wa o so in this recession where people are looking for money some are looking for gay partners. This are the type of people that boko boys should slay. Our generation is in trouble . They are even on Facebook and Twitter. I wonder the part of hell where they will burn.

This 2017 I must rest because am tired of doing so many things with my penis.

I mastubate, sex woman, try to bend my penis to Bleep my self, Bleep pictures of celebs, i even trace profile pics of pretty Girls on nairaland and I mastubate with it.
Am ready to change pls pray for me

Sounds crazy but me and my girlfriend do lots of crazy stuff when together and she is very good at suggestions we have made love in the swimming pool, club toilet, abandoned busses, uncompleted building especially when we go smoking together and I remember when we paid a keke napep extra money to allow us f *ck in side his keke on one of our outing at the felas shrine.

But Last night we were outside chating when she suggested we climb the short mango tree infront of our house to smoke together and we both decided to try bleeping up there and really it was fun

Holding on to the branches and concentrating during sex is a big tax, really now I know what monkeys enjoy up there, its real nature

We crazily in love

Guys I share a lot of secret with ma girlfriend and we do crazy things together. We mastubate together while on the same bed watching porn.

We mastubate while communicating and talking sweet words to each other, sometimes we try to make sure we reach orgasm at the same time that means we stay in touch on our feeling of orgasm and usually when reaching orgasm we usually hug each other while moaning

Sometimes we drive pleasure in changing sex character, i act as the woman and she act like the man. We go as far as wearing each others cloths. Usually I wear her pants and bra and wevon the she helps me out with make ups. And she in turn wear my cloths too..

She takes me to bed and I feel like a woman while we make love and she feel like a man, this makes me know how women feel during sex.

Is this true love?

Try getting her pants that looks like coat of many colours

Hmm I for rush go collect buratanshi

Guys when it come to sex I do anything to have my satisfaction. Yesterday I went out to take a few drinks and pills and I went home to watch some new porn movies I downloaded.

I tried calling my girl but she was with family , i tried calling up some random chick's but every one was busy in preparation for the christmas day.

I tried mastubating but I was not really getting the feelings , i did every thing I could to have a nice time alone but to no avail and a thought just came to my mind saying have you tried raping your self before.

Guys I started talking to my self, i now acted like am two persons and one wants it while the other doesn't.

Before you know it I started hitting ma self , using ma hands to tear off my boxers and forcing ma self to rape my self while shouting no no no no no no stop stop stop stop then I now forcefully mastubated I also finger my ass till I had a big cum and slept off.

Guys am I normal , thats was the first time I tried that.

Op try this

Oga or madam nairaland has many sections and there are options to chose. Some hypocrites dont know there is romance and s*xsuality section. They come there and blast others for posting related topics

And worse of all they open the post and look too. Oga madam why should you open a post you clearly read the topic. Why you dey enter beer palour when you no dey drink beer.

Some even react to post like they have segun or lalas number to call them up and report post

Pls leave romance and S *xuality section go to Politics or crime or you check vacancy or nysc section or better still try sports or comedy sections. A few I know are



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Pls relocate to Politics no dey enter shrine when you no want consult the Oracle


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The western world has taken sex into another level but we african make big deal out of it. This are the few sex machines that will make you wonder if sex is food for the oyibos.

We african are not too used to this stuff and I wonder how this machines are used and what exactly it does. but Pls for the holy holy folks no one forced you to open this post so dont blast me I recommend you to religion or Politics section.

Guys when wahala happened we use the opportunity to discover new tallent. My girl traveled for two months and as a guy I bring some Girls to spend week ends I never knew who actually own this but when my girl was doing the usual clean up she said this are not hers

Am lucky to have same taste in size because all my side chick's have same features with ma girl.

We had to argue for more than one hour and I convinced her that those pants and bra where hers. I guess she got confused because she has quite alot.

At the end she said OK I REMEMBER she even started narrating where she might have bought them.

Am thinking if she is just pretending or she has other plans I might not know, but something keeps telling me she believed my own side.

Could she be that foolish not to know her pants and bra.

Hey guys am wondering if am different on nairaland or I have people like me here on nairaland .

The word sex makes me go crazy. I love to mastubate alot and the highest rounds I have gone is more than 20 times in a day. The longest time I have mastubated is about 5 hours. It might Intrest you to know that I have mastubated in shop rite toilet, fast food toilet, swimming polos, even on a night bus while traveling.

When it comes to women I do every thing
I watch on porn firms, i lick Everything both pussy and anus , anal sex, i Bleep breast, laps, mouth, i even attempted to Bleep a Girls ear, and when ever my girl friend sees me chat with another girl she gets so mad at me because she knows I will replay my moves with the other girl which is true.


Lots of Girls I have slept with always come back with out invitation and of late 5 women are dieing for me
This attitude has made families dont visit me at all.

Sometimes I feel like am a devil, i ask some women to make their choice of sex, which rape is usually one of the options and some of them love the feelings of been beaten and raped

guys you mastubate but have you ever attempted to Bleep your own self from the anus? Its a question but yes I have. Infact am not gay at all but I love nasty things

. Sometimes I wear condoms to mastubate as I enjoy seeing my sperm come out as I get extra feelings from that. The other night I tried fucking my pillow. And I just go to market to buy female pants which when I wear I have a big cum.

As am talking to you now my manhood changes its skin like a snake because of the work and various cream I use infact I just made o hole on my bed where I put my Dick and Bleep and my bag of pure water was just what i was thinking of making a hole in it because of its soft nature.



There is no actress I have not Bleep their pics both local and inter. Now I ask a question am I normal? Or should I just accept my self the way I am? Or are they other people here like me. Is it a spiritual problem? Is it better to get married? Whats my chances of changing,?

RichDad1:
Its called "Back up". Nothing to feel guilty about. Smartphones are resource hungry, hence they drain batteries faster compare to the "palasa' that's only interested in voice calls and SMS'.

have you noticed alot of people too don't Even use the battery touch light these days, every one now goes for rechargeable one. I wonder when smaller phones will finally go into extinction

AlwaysOnline:
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I know ur alwayaonline and guilty of this too

My people I really wonder if I am the only person who notice that almost everyone with android phones or even iPhone 7 or no matter how expensive the phone might be always have a back up phone which is always a small Pako phone like Nokia touch light, I am guilty of it.all my guys are guilty too.even my girlfriend and her friends are guilty too.I believe segun himself might be among this crew . The question now is are smart phones not reliable? Why do we still need those old fashion phones as back up. Are you guilty as charge and why.