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ORDINARY NIGERIAN: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
CHRIS OKOTIE: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
CHRIS OKOTIE : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : All that glitters is not gold.
CHRIS OKOTIE : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beggars are not choosers
CHRIS OKOTIE: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Dead men tell no tales
CHRIS OKOTIE : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beginner's luck
CHRIS OKOTIE: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : A rolling stone gathers no moss
CHRIS OKOTIE : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Birds of a feather flock together
CHRIS OKOTIE : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Beauty is only skin deep
CHRIS OKOTIE: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Cleanliness is godliness
CHRIS OKOTIE: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: There's no use crying over spilt milk
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Look before you leap
CHRIS OKOTIE: Surveillance should precede saltation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: He who laughs last, laughs best
CHRIS OKOTIE : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
CHRIS OKOTIE : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration

Not at all

You mean he's forgotten where he is?

What currency are we talking about?

Is that your final answer?

Think she rather use 50-50?

lysaa:
u think i'm kidding ryt? where have u bn and whats bn keeping u away from here?

So you mean you aren't kiddin?
Don't you know i've been combing all over the place looking for you? Where've you been hiding and getting DC'd?

goodass:
occupy who/wat?u dnt knw na only yu i fit occupy?  .

And how do you intend to do that?

Do you think she's prolly being DC'd the more?

lysaa:
so u knew?. .have I told u u are the best?
where have u been?

want me to fill u in on what happened y/day?

So what happened that day?
Me the best You sure know how to kid, don't cha?

goodass:
wen being DC'd was all datz in ur medulla?

Aren't you so very right ma broda?

Don't you guys think i should wish lysaa a very happy birthday?

Hey missy is that a q? And how's u? Missd ya!
Hmnn, 2008 in retrospect! Lets just say i'm eagerly looking forward to 2009
Wish you and missy and goodass a happy newyear!

Why should i?

What are you guys upto this time around?

Me i be mighty oooo

Hey lysaa when will getting DC'd part2 begin?

Yes oooo

Me?

Your pay is a kick in the butt for disclosing my email addy without my prior consent

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Hahahaha, who said kiss

_{ok if want a kiss. . .}  give her a passionate kiss by force

kiss kick her ass

don't know any big deal

You think you are worth dying for?

Village tyrant

lysaa:
its okay, i'm here now whats up?

Planning to give me heart attack before?

I die daily!

wldy cry?

Is that your ques?

@topic
Do you think you are gorgeous?

@topic
cutie pie

yeah, you are looking atchoo punk indeed. . .

Gangsta

Yes, i'm romantic

@topic
why should i?

Shade in the dark