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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 23
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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When a child suddenly decides that his mother would not sleep then the child should equally be prepared to start and finish the all night with his mother.there is a saying in our fraternity that "who no go no know". So far i had run down 51 members of the BLACKMEN FRATERNITY and now unilag is on fire,the school authority has deployed soldiers to watch over the school since the security men had failled them,how i wish they know i was helping wipe out the most deadly cult group in school,they would have gone for thanksgiving,my mind had been made up so if the school like deploy all the soldiers in the world none can stop me because i must finish what i started.schools u see its not to stand banners in school with the discription SAY NO TO CULTISM my friend are u talking to dogs that u send message without giving them reasons? Please whenever u stand sure banners,dont fail to tell us the curious students the dangers associated with joining Cults because only that will make us think twice before joining if done otherwise then ur standing banner becomes an advert.capon himself is on fire,he has been running from lodge to lodge,apartment to apartment,house to house,village to village.hahaha,he now hides in and out of school,where are those people giving him mind now where? almost all are dead now,some ran away(end of their stay in unilag i guess),see observer,he is out of school now,though i was the one who permitted him because the day i was to kill him,he pleaded and pleaded,i was made to understand that he was an only child of widow mother,who had struggled to see him through school,the very day i went to investigate his confessions because i tied him down,collected the address of his village and travelled down there to investigate,oh when i saw the pityful state of the poor widow i was forced to sign her a cheque of one million naira,promising her to come back later,the poor woman never knew the genesis of my help,how i wish she knew she just saved the life of her only child she would have danced from her house to church in thanks giving to God.Observer also made me understand that he was also force to join the fraternity.it so bad that our choice of institution cant guarantee our safty if not would any cultis come to force anyone to join them? and our government aint doing anything about it why? but if the government aint feeling concern then lets do it individually by saying no to cultism.
I ask observer to leave the school atlest for two weeks so that the other blackers wont get to kill him themselves.now am ready to kill The Capon himself.today would be his last day ever on this planet called earth,i picked u my pistol,dusted it,raised it up and admired it
Me:after today unilag would be a peaceful one,other cults would learn,after today chief Soso would follow the rest,he would join them in hell...i put on the blackers uniform,black all through,i bent and picked up my back containing my battle axe,i walked out of the house,locked my door,then a call from my daddy came in
Me:hello daddy
Dad:dan when are u coming back,u have been away for a month now,aint u done with ur assignment?
Me:dad am just embarking on the toughest part of the assignment
Dad:where are u now
Me:heading to school
Dad:becareful dan
Me:i will,everything would take place in the school bush today,after today i would go face chief Soso
Dad:son,just be careful
Me: ok dad.call u in 30 minutes time...call ends.
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i walked into the school,straight to the capon's department,he is a final year student,thats the only thing i know about him.last week i had prepared his obituary and distributed it all over the streets of lagos,the obituary reads "CAPONTUARY! CAPONTUARY!!
Today i begin the advance annoucement of the death and burial of the capon of the black fraternity.it so unfortunate that the bringer of the game is now the learner of the game.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT
It takes place in hell,where thousands of the soul he murdered are patiently waiting to flog him
CONTESSY BY Sky,the one man squad galadima".
As i walked into his department,i saw him seated alone and backing me,other students were seated too
Me: (shouted) uncle capon hafa nah...he quickly turned,our eyes met,quickly he ran off,jumping over the window,i followed him,he ran into his apian way of the school bush,i chased him badly like i was chasing a bush meat,i quickly draw out my pistol,suddenly he stopped and faced me,i stopped too,pointing my gun to him
Capon:sky,why u betray ur brothers?
Me:your father,who betrayed who?
Capon:too bad of u sky,u wey i help
Me:u know,i dey wonder how e go be for egypt if dem pastor open that side for bible wey God tell people of isael say the egyptians u see today u shall see dem no more
Capon:sky u don fuckup,and i go fall u
Me:u still get mouth abi?...gbai gbai,i shot at him but guess what,it didnt penetrate him
Capon:hahaha.wetin sup
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 22
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I gat some arrangements in place and ordered for a pistol gun,i couldnt get Terrible down that day again because the gun was brought to me late,when it was finally delievered to me,i paid for it and some bullets(hey it wasnt delievered to my house o,i waited for the guy at a junction maka nna trust no joel man)i got home,locked my door,brought out the gun from my bag,admired it but my heart bleeds
Me: oooh,i see blood,i see family dey cry,i see church hold service,i see every guest on black,dem dey cry,dem dey mourn for their lose wey dis gun go kill,chai if to say dem no dem no for force me enter cult,if to say dem no dem no for ask me to go mission wey dey impossible,mission to kill my papa,if to say dem no dem for let us be that time wey we escape WHEN THE MISSION BECOME IMPOSSIBLE,that time tinz no for don go wrong like dis na,oh i see blood but make i chilax for today first because tomorrow go tough,chai blood go form pool,chai i wish i knew my pa-pa on time,maybe i no for even dey dis school not to talk of me being in this mess.i pray say no body go find himself for this kind mess,i wish say people dey see all dis tin right from the begining till now even to how e go take end,who go help me tell people,especially uni,poly and college freshers say CULIST NO GOOD,who go help me tell dem say CULTISM DEY DISTROY FUTURE,WHO!!!!! See my life,i have missed lectures for months now,my dreams was to be the best student ever in unilag and not the most rogged cultist,i no say i fit die for dis war but i must finish am before i die,i know say i go finish am thats why i start am...i rest my back on my bed and slept off.
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i wokeup the next morning ,brush my teeth,took my bath,wore my expensive ash colour trouser and T-shirt,got on my blue cap making sure my face was half covered.picked up my gun and fastened it to my waist and diggered out of my flat.i got to school,sat close to Terrible's department and watched him bragged about himself with sugarB,smart and badman
SugarB:truely u be badoo,i no say sky na idiot,im think say u be viper wey fumble
Terrible:as him cum my house last night eh,i no waste time release bullet for him chest,im cum carry am rum,im go don fine somewhere die put self
Smart: omo u rugged,me know say sky nor get levels,odiro rugged ebe obuna,ruggedity adiru obara yia at all (this is the translation for those who dont understand igbo "he is not rugged in any way,ruggedity isnt in his blood at all"
SugarB: omo igbo to wa eko to wa fumble,shebi lootor wo ni eko o ni baje but {for those who dont understand yoruba see translation here "igbo boy that came to lagos and began fumbling.shebi truely they said lagos would not get spoit but...)...(he didnt finish his speech before badman interrupted him)
Badman:see eh dis one wey una talk don do,make we put our heads together figure out where im papa dey but before that make we call capon tell am say sky don fall,say terrible don fall the idiot
Me: (clapping)pa pa pa(they all turned to my direction,they were appalled on seeing me)sugarB eko ma baje lo orie(lagos go spoil for ur head)and u badman na u and ur generation be idiots.terrible,u say u see me for ur house yesternite,kom shoot me for chest,me wey dey sleep for my house last nite.oyah show me the bullet wound abi ur bullet no dey wound person? becoz wu knows,e fit be say i dey ur house kom dey dream say i dey sleep for my house,it is very possible coz i chop indomie for viper house before i kill lam
Smart:terrible shey u say u don kill lam,na im ghost be dis?
Me:shut up u(brought out my gun,the whole class began to panic)shebi na u say adirum rogged,shebi u say roggedity is not my identity wen na me be roggedity himself,terrible oya take am,gbai gbai gbai(he fell and died,the students began to run,i also shot dead sugarB,Smart and Badman)so unfortunate say una die without obi wey dey tuary(obituary)am so sorry,maybe if we see next world,i go carry una 3 obituary kom that is if una go fit wait when una hear the name DANIEL KYBEE,Sky nigga,the ONE MY SQUAD GALADIMA...i fastened back my pistol to my waist and left school through the bush parts.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 21
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I got home,pulled off & burried the blood stains dress at my backyard,got back inside,took my bath,got my laptop and prepared Terrible's obituary,made my way into the school,posted them & used most of the fliers to loitter the school environment.mumu security men,am sure they are sleeping now inside instead of keeping watch.i just walked to my local apartment and slept off,i was so tired.
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i wokeup & checked my watch,it was already 10:21,gosh,too bad.i picked up my phone and behold 33 missed calls,all from the capon,i sent him a text "hey youngman,why u wan kill my battery abi dem send u" i sent it and it showed message delievered.i drop the,went out to brush,by the time i came back in my phone was ringing,i picked it up,it was capon
Me:wadsup nah,una still dey mourn una death?
Capon:sky,i made u what u are today and can still distroy u
Me:u,na wetin u make me wey i be today? Say u forcefully push me enter cult,turn my mind to evil,made me start missing lectures and threatening lecturers for good grade without reading? An innocent child who knew nothing bad then,guy tok na wetin u make me be today?
Capon:u betrayed ur brothers and killed viper
Me:u knw why ur things dey vex me,na coz say na only people mistake u dey see,u nor dey see ur own,shey na my papa good to kill abi,u dey cry say i kill only viper when more go die,even u self
Capon:what have u done for the sheeps to sell roggedly that would make me not kill ur father when u asked for it?
Me:never begin cry ok,am roggedity himself,u na joel man forming belong mean while u no belong
Capon:i would run u down sky,u too small for me,u no pass people wey i don deal with in the past
Me:break am dia,u chop bottle! shey u neva hear,say i get am before no be property,capon,i go fall u i swear
Capon:sky withdraw now from killing Terrible or else
Me:capo u can mumu sha,if i be u eh i go dey beg for myself no be for person.dear capo all fuckup must be treated,rain must use dry season fall for una head one by one,prices must be made for the mistake where una make,dat wata(water) wey una fetch for harmattan season na im don dey call rain come una head for dry season
Capon:i would delete u sky and u would beg for ur life
Me:hahaha,i go run am
Capon:u don get mind abi...call ends
Hmmm,i see,viper death dey pain capon o because if na ordinary vex im for don use slants finish me for phone,well make i go finish up Terrible first.im own death go be for school if not the guy no go reach im house again.i prepared,carried my school bag containing my axe,but i realize my battle axe cant do the work,i need gun.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 20
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I wokeup in the morning,put on black and white,covered my head with a blue cap and left to school.i got to school i saw students already gathered,reading the poster,most of them were holding the hand bill.i walked closed to a small fence close by and sat there observing everything,then i saw sugarB and Terrible walking up to one of the posters,i saw them act shockly and from where i was sitted with my face cap covering my face i could hear them.sugarB quickly brought out his phone,i believe he was calling Viper
SugarB:viper where u dey? Come quick because as i dey talk now eh yawa don gas o.u nor dey hear! as i dey talk to u now eh ur obituary,sorry ur vipertuary poster containing ur picture don cover school o.which one be as how na.who again if no be sky,do come school come see for ur self.guy i mean am,that sky mean war i swear o,im don cast u reach ground.eh i sure say him dey town now as i dey follow u talk so.the guy say im be one man squad galadima o and im say im must fall u o.ok dey kom but dey careful o...ends call
Terrible:chai which kind tin be dis na
SugarB:i warn capon when im wan balm dis boy o but im no hear(i smile for were i dey)
Terrible:me terrible,iffah catch that idiot eh
SugarB:make we dey clear now...both of them started walking away from the scene
Me:hahaha see terrible wey nor get liver dey brag for were i dey o,ok na,u go be next,make i block that viper for house first...i jumped down from the fence and left school,i went home,took my battle axe and left the house.on my way my father called to know if i was ok,we spoke at length before ending the call
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i got to viper's apartment,i missed him,he wasnt at home,gadmit,he is so lucky but not very lucky because ama wait for him till he gets back.i opened his house with a master key,entered and locked it back.
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let me tell u a little about viper,his real name is Andy Okon,a calabar boy.the guy is living a big boys life,he does not stay in hostle like most students do and the most annoying part of it is that he is from a poor family but claiming school big boy just because blackers are helping him with stolen cash(both mission and co) but too good his enjoyment ends today.
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by afternoon he still wasnt back,i was hungry so i opened his kitchen,saw some packs of indomie,crate of eggs and co
Me:hahaha,o boi see enjoyment o...i took my time,prepared 2 super packs,broke 4 eggs inside and boiled 3,i sliced carrots,pepper,onions and tomatoes inside,trust indomie na,e nor dey waste time at all.i opened his freezer and saw drinks well arranged(o boi dis boy dey enjoy life sha,make i help am small na)i took two bottles of gulder as the ultimateman na,"e wata go!" i sat down and downloaded everything to my stomach,after eating nepa brought lite,o boi enjoyment completed,i turned on his television and got myself busy with it.by 9 sharp i heard someone opening the door,i knew it was viper,i quickly turned off the television and lite and hid myself by the door holding my battle axe,he opened the door locked it and then switched on the lite but before he could turn around my axe was already at his back neck
Viper: (shocked)sky
Me:yes na me,one man squad galadima
Viper:how u take enter my house
Me:for ur mind nah only u be shadow abi,me ma na shadow nah
Viper:i say how did u get in here
Me:na the same way wey una take dey mumu those days enter my room go drop letter nah that same way i don mumu enter to kill u
Viper: please dont kill me abeg
Me:u forget the rules say forgiveness na sin?
Viper:but we are bothers nah
Me:bro wetin? we be brothers na im u get mind come kill P man? we be brothers na im u get mind shoot me for hand? we be brothers na im u get mind kill my best friend,i fellow brother? we be brothers na im u fine me and my p man come airport to kill? and i sure say if dem give u chance kill me u go do one time
Viper:me! i dey craze to kill u abi i fit?
Me:so u no no say u dey craze sinc abi.anyway before i kill u make i first thank u for the food wey i chop here,e too sweet chai,i come use 2 bottles of gulder download am but i dey vex because u no keep titus sardine join am
Viper:ah na since morning u don dey here? abeg no vex make i go buy am come
Me:no worry urself,i no mumu like u nah but sha wen u reach hell,abeg buy am keep for me
Viper:no no no abeg...i raised my axe and butchered him to death.my body was covered with blood,i stared at him for a while
Me:dis is a message to the capon to wait for me,Terrible would be next in line...i tured and left the house.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 19
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I pulled over because i wasnt sure it was my dad that just spoke
Me:daddy u say what
Dad:dan this people would get us killed if we don't do anything.i believe u my son so just do me a favour and kill them all
Me: (i kicked the car to a start.with a straight face i replied)then its done...i drove through the curve roads,now i was a little settled but soon i saw them through myside mirror and the race resumed.
I drove passed benin,straight to agbor in delta state,they were still following us,i drove into a narrow street,this gave me another opportunity of drawing them out of sight,i pulled over and asked my dad and sir winners to come down and take a public transport back to Edo(we had earlier passed Edo but couldn't drive home else we would be followed) while i would draw back their attention to the race,they obeyed without complain.
I drove out and bursted into doctor white street.after sometime i didnt see any trace of their car again.jesus,abi dem don catch my p man dem! i picked up my phone and dail my father's number,it went through and he picked it up
Me:hello daddy where are u people
Dad: daniel hope u are ok,we had gotten a bus going to Edo
Me: ok dad,me am ok just checking on u guys
Dad: just take care of ur self and get home safe,don't worry about us,ur father is rogged o so don't under rate me
Me: (u go fear roggedity na)hahaha i hear...end call
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i stayed around in agbor till night fall before driving back to Edo.i went to our backyard where i had earlier burried my battle axe all in the hope that i was travelling out,i dug the ground open and dragged out the axe,i held it firmly and smiled
Me:boy! its time to work,daniel kybee needs u and sky wanna put u to use...i entered inside,picked my school bag,some clothes,my ATM and walked out(come see as my p man dem just dey look me like say i dey go olympic)
Dad:how did they know we were travelling
Me:i had no idea
Dad:thank God u noticed them on time
Me:na me fit them
Sir Winners:i almost died today o before my time,daniel so u can be this rough in driving
Me: papa if something do person eh the person go discover inner talent by force
Mama Clinton:God u are too much o,u say my family will not mourn untimely death again,o baba am greatful,so greatful
Dad: God has been mercyful to us always o
Sir Winners:this coming sunday we all must go for thanksgiving
Mama Clinton:yes oh,i agree
Dad:we will because if u thank God for the once he has done he would do more.that night i did a lagos movement(leaving the house without the notice of anyone.lagosians una go understand)by morning i was i lag again,i got a new apartment in one local area like that,i got a new laptop,got every needed material for printing and guess what! i began downloading the pictures of BLACKERS that i knew exist in unilag from facebook,using them to print out their obituary in advance,i started for Viper.
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After preparing the obituary i smiled as i read it out "VIPERTUARY!!!!
I,The One Man Squad Galadima,Sorrowfully Announce The Death Of Andy Okon,Who Was Sent To School To Learn And Be Useful To Himself But Ended Up Joining Black Men,After Killing My Best Friend,Now Wants To Learn With My Dad.
DEATH ARRANGEMENT!!
Hell Fire.
To Be Mourned By Parents...
Contessy By SKY"
i smiled to myself feeling satisfied.i made thousand copies of it,by the time i had finished,it was already night,around 8 pm i went to a boutique and bought extra black clothes.i looked around for any hausa quarters around,i finally found one,i bought mat and wrapper and went back to my small flat.
I 12am at night i sneaked into the school and started pasting the posters all over the school and throwing the fliers(hand bill) all over the school.went i was done,i felt within myself that matchety's ghost just smiled at me.i took a deep breath and walked back home.i spread out my mat,spread out my wrapper and sleept off ready for the morning alart.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 18
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Its time i begin to kill,if not for anything for the soul of my beloved friend to rest in peace.i picked up my school bag containing just my ATM and battle axe and walked up to my dad where he was observing the people building the house
Me:dad
Dad: Daniel,these one that you are carrying bag with tearful eyes where to?
Me:dad,its time
Dad:time for what?
Me:dad my friend is dead,he was killed because of us
Dad: oh jesus
Me:dad i would have to end this now or never
Dad:no no dan,its too risky,i think we are safe here
Me:dad u dont know this people more than i do,sooner or later they would find out we are here and come after us and who knows dad,more people than expected might die here.
Dad: Daniel (put his right hand on my shoulder) u are my only son and child,i dont want to loose u for anything
Me:that's why u must let me fight this fight once and for all
Dad: ok then we can leave the country
Me:am sorry to disobey u dad not this time,i would travel but not now,i have lots of works unfinished and i must attend to them dad
Dad:how long did this start(take his hand off my shoulder)
Me:what dad?
Dad: how long have u been killing?
Me:have never killed before but i have stand watch people die
Dad:then why do u want to start killing now?
Me:because the killing game just got interesting
Dad:interesting how?
Me:that's the only way to survive for now
Dad:no,i stand as ur father and instruct u not to fight for anything,lets live the country,just do me this first favour am asking of u
Me: (hmmm,took a deep breath,i cant disobey my dad now,i just have to do him this favour but i really want to avenge for matchety's death.i pray he rest in peace and understand why i dropped this fight) ok dad,u win
Dad:that's my son
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these was how i stopped seeking revenge but with me i know matchety's blood crys for revenge.my dad continued to process our travelling visa but on two occasions the american embassy rejected it.my dad never gave up and with the little connections sir winners has the third trial was accepted,that was around july 11th 2011.
August 24th 2011 we were ready to travel out,by then my dad had turned sir winners once poor looking house to a heavenly mansion,the previous day being August 23rd my dad had made sure he deposited 50 million to sir winners account and still promised to alway send him money at every month end.as for my step siblings they no longer have any cause to miss their dead parents because my dad was more than a parent to them,he even withdrew them from that their poor school and put them in one of the best schools in Edo and me i gave them that desired brotherly love.so today being 24th i was so sad leaving the country without them,leaving the country without fighting back my enemies,allowing my best friend's blood waste for nothing and turning deaf ears to his blood crying for revenge.
We got into the car that morning to be droven to murtala mohammed's airport in lagos(dont start asking mumu questions o of which time him buy car)sir winners followed us so he would drive the car back,our flight was to leave by 3pm nigeria time,i took the car steering,come see as my step siblings burst cry,even my dad cried,eyaah na condition make crayfish bend o,even me begin cry,we just have no choice but my dad promised them that they would always come on holidays to visit us in england,this calmed them a little,i drove all the way to lagos down to murtala mohammed airport,the journey was a safe one,i had pulled over and my dad was abouting coming down when i spotted viper and sugarB,i quickly called my dad's attention and he sat still,at first i thought they were just passing,then i looked at the other side and saw smart and young terry,i was alart by force,i looked at the side mirror and saw Ghana boi and Aboki(o boi i shock)we told them we were travelling today of all day after 3 months! Sir winners was quick to notice that something is wrong
Sir Winners:what is the problem?
Me:something wants to happen,just fasten your seat belt...pim,my eyes jam capon's eyes,i quickly faced my front and jajajaly kicked the car to a start,mehn they are everywhere,capon called the attention of the rest and they started closing up on us,quickly i turned the car and zoomed off,they couldnt start shooting at us because army barracks no too far from the airport,they just got into their car and the race began,o boi i swear i never knew i could drive roughly(my guy when something do u eh,u go discover by force say u get inner ability).they chased me with three cars,come and see the way my father and sir winners were panicing,i swear sir winners go don piss for im body like 8 times,im go don die there like 15 times and still come back to life,when we had entered the narrow roads of ogun they opened fire on us.i managed to give them a good distance and was out of their sight,i heard my dad say "dan,kill them all" i pulled over.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 17
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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After the call i began wondering if i was really the one that just spoke to capon in that manner,chai,i don buy BLACKERS market,how many people for BLACK MEN i wan follow fight,i don die today.
Dad:hope you are not thinking of killing anyone
Me:no o,i have never killed before o
Dad:better,i would call in the police later
Me: po what? daddy no o,as the case is now eh,any amount u pay the police Chief Soso would pay double to get you down,if not now,then later
Dad: (bringing out his phone from his pocket)don't worry,i would make sure the police make him sign an undertaking
Me:daddy i dont mean to disobey u but eh forget dat tin,na before e dey work no be now,he would still kill u and deny it and many people would believe him when he says"how would i have killed him after signing an undertaking,beside he is a politican and bond to have many enemies" then he would use money to end everything
Dad:that's true(put back his phone to his pocket)my son is intelligent
Me:even self my cult mates wont give up hunting us
Dad:so what do we do now?
Me: (my arm aches again,i felt the sharp pain)dad don't worry about what to do,they pushed me all along to this so i would play the game with them,that same game they taught me,i would play it better than them,i would even become their teacher.
Dad:son,promise me not to ki...he had barely finished his statement when we had gun shots in the air,i knew quickly that they were searching for us,i took my dad's hand making him to stand and made sure he ran ahead of me while i back him up,we entered a bush and bursted out to the main road,but they were already there as if tracing us with charms,quickly i reached out to my dad,pulling him back to the bush,they followed us immediately,mehn,i saw myself turn into a bush animal because i was running even faster than a bush animal not leaving my dad at all,oh i pitied the old man,i was just dragging him like a bush dog just to save his life,i had even forgotten that i was injuried.we burst out another road and was lucky to get a taxi,we entered and the driver zoomed off,straight to my lodge,i rushed inside,picked my atm and battle axe,put them in my school bag and left with my dad.
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we entered a night bus down to Edo state,Sir Winners was so glad to see me again but lot of things had changed,some part of the house had even fallen and i learnt my step siblings were chased out of school due to failure to pay school fees,well we came right on time.after we had settled down,myself,my dad,sir winners and his wife start down to talk
Sir Winners: Dan u offended me and my wife here
Me:am sorry sir
Sir Winners:who is the man u came with?
Me:remember i promised to return once i find my dad,he is my father...they stood up and formally welcomed my dad.to cut the long story short,i told sir winners everything that had happened and he said myself and my dad can stay as long as we want that the house also belong to us.my dad was greatful to him.after everything we all retired to bed.
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the next morning my dad took my step siblings to school and paid everything they owe the school.he came back and gave sir Winners a cheque of 10 million to start rebuilding the house and also started up a business for his wife,the family was so happy once again.i had all this while be communicating with my best friend matchety who had served as my informat,he even told me that cloud's body had been discovered but the school authorities are yet to know the people behind it & sure enough they would never know,he had also adviced me to protect my dad with my life too promising to help me any time i call on him,but a month later things changed when i had the news of matchety's death,his own brotherhood and protectors(the black men) had killed him due to he hasn't able to provide me and he matchety had never told me anything about it,i cried like i had lost my world,matchety met alot to me,he had really helped me in the past,i remember how he had always protected me and even fought for me,all the risk he had taken for my sake,oh know,i wont take this,bloods must pay for his death,i picked up my phone and called our capon
Capon:hello sky,u are playing smart abi?
Me:u still get mind dey talk?
Capon:see sky o,u don grow finish o
Me:gat away u,wu u help,wu u serve,u don baff
Capon: ok keep hiding,i would find u
Me:keep shut my friend,aint u ashamed of urself,u claim to be my shadow & yet u can't find me & my father,u claim to watch the back of the people u lead yet u kill them,get ready for me mr,thank God u gave me sky on ur own free will & now i would show u that sky is unpredictable,i would show u that sky is the one to eliminate the black men from unilag
Capon:that native doctor that is giving u mind,i would kill the both of u
Me:its obvious u never noticed that sky is a one man squad...ends call
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I stood watching my dad in tears,he watched me in surprise then i heard him beg for his life,then d sound of gun shot followed,the three of them shot at him at the same time,i did not know what lifted me of d groud as i dive at my dad preventing d bullets from touching or even piercing him,i found our selves on then ground,i quickly stood up,drawing my dad along with me,i don't know what happened next but i was so sure viper and co stood watching me flabbergastedly,i ran to d backyard,trust me am a bado,even if u dont hail me,i go hail myself,i lifted my dad over the fence,i turned back & saw viper & d rest closing up on us,as they saw my dad on the fence they opened fire,i quickly jumped over pushing my dad along with me.i quickly took him to safty in an uncompleted building,that was when i noticed that i had been hit by a bullet,immediately i felt d terrible pain,i had never been hit by a bullet before,o dear readers,d pains where so terrible
Dad:who are u & why did u risk ur life for me?
Me: (i just staring at him)
Dad:& who are those guys that seek my life,do u know them?
Me:am sorry i lied to u from d begining,am not David Sky,am Daniel Kybee
Dad:kybee? Who is ur father?
Me: (tears drop from my eyes,i cant imagine my father asking me who is ur father)u are my father dad
Dad:who is ur mother?
Me:veronica,she told me i have this birthmark(showing him d birthmark)at d side of my middle finger just like you do
Dad: (raised his hand & stared at his)daniel is this u?
Me:yes dad it me
Dad: (he embraced me tightly)oh daniel my son where is ur mother?
Me:my mother is death(loose myself from the embrace because i was really feeling pains)
Dad:vero is dead! what killed her?
Me:she died of heart attack,after realizing she got married to a ghost
Dad:a ghost?(i narrated d story to him,i swear i missed no single part of d story,tears drop his eyes)i gave u that name daniel,i & ur mum were married for two years before she begot you,i was just a common dry cleaner,when she gave birth to u she started keeping bad friends who adviced her to leave me that i was a poor man.when u were two years i came back home only to realized ur mother had left my house with u,since then i never set my eyes on her again,six months later,a big time big man brought his clothes to be dry cleaned not knowing he forgot about 1000 dollars & a open check of 25 million naira,i was quick to find it before soaking d cloths into water,i had to return everything to him & that was how he became my helper,he made me succeed & established a super market wort 12 million for me,he also got me into politics,that was how God blessed me,i got married again but she died 2years back without giving me any issue(child) & ever since then had been like this.
Me:that was bad of her
Dad:how did u locate me and why didnt u tell me all this while
Me:i left my adopted family to search for u but never did,i managed to get into university of lagos but cult people wouldnt let me rest,they kept threatening my life till d day they came to kill me so i joined them to save my life.about 10 days ago my cult capon told me that i was to go on a mission to get one chief Edeh killed to be paid 5million naira,i accepted not knowing it was u
Dad:God is good,look at d way he united me with my son again
Me:but why are u answering Edeh?
Dad: people gave me that name because of my wealth and influence.son u are loosing lots of blood,lets go to d hospital to get u treated.
Me:no dont worry,i would treat my self because if we step out of here we might be killed.
Dad:how would u get out of the cult now?
Me:dad,i have been turned to a hard man and i must handle the situation
Dad:don't worry i would call the police
Me:dad u dont get it,the person that sent us to kill u,chief Soso really wants u dead
Dad:Soso did this! is it because of the up coming election? He should had asked me to step down for him rather than seek my life
Me:dad worry no more...i took my key holder,that type that always serve as nail cutter,i brought out the small knief in it,and with a criminal mind,i dipped the knief in my bullet wound & forced out the bullet,the pains ran in my head like i would run mad while my father opened his mouth in surprise,he must had said to him self "what kind of son is this" i cut a side of my shirt & tied my arm to stop the blood,then my phone rang,i picked it up & it was capon
Capon:sky what did i hear that u just did?
Me:am sorry capon but this mission has to be terminated
Capon:and why that?
Me:because d MISSION HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE
Capon:are u sick
Me:yes capon am sick because d man involved is my father
Capon:ur father?
Me:yes my father
Capon:hey sky am sorry but this mission can't be terminated
Me:then capon lets enjoy d game as it last & let who ever dies in d game die well!!!.....Ends the call
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But i really don't think travelling to see them now would be a nice idea,i had promised to come back only when i find my father and i haven't,sir winners would ask me questions like "ARE YOU IN SCHOOL NOW,HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR BOILOGICAL FATHER,WHY DID YOU LEAVE US,HOW DID YOU SURVIVE,WHO GAVE YOU MONEY?" etc.gosh how would i answer such questions,abeg let me just stay back here and chilax(relax).
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like we would always ask "what have you done for the sheeps to sell roggedly(simply means what can u brag of that u have done for ur cult that is worth them fighting for u" i was fully prepared,i followed the address given to me to chief Edeh's house,i knocked on the gate and the gateman opened up
Gateman:kai fah,nah wu i dey fine(find)?
Me: (smiles)i no fit no who you dehy fine nah
Gateman:walai fah,if me i no no wu i dey fine make i ckose(close)am por(for) gate
Me:eheeey,see me see wahala o,aboki nah your own i go dehy sick now? How i go no who u dehy fine
Gateman: (closing the gate angrily) i no ceurious
Me: (pushing the gate open)kai kai if u no serious go hosiptal nah make dem attend to u,me i dey find chief Edeh
Gateman:kai chef i dey na him i dey fine bah?
Me:shey u no dey hear me abi nah me u wan use display this morning,i say i dey fine chief Edeh so na u sabi wether u dey find chef idey abi chef i no dey
Gateman:chai walai i no get respect at all
Me:it obvious
Gateman:make i come inside...i went into the compound and saw chief coming out,its obvious he was about going out
Me:chief good morning
Chief Edeh:young how may i help u
Me: (e no dey even answer greeting)sir i saw the vacancy space for a driver
Chief Edeh:hmm what's your experience?
Me:sir 8 years
Chief Edeh:nice one what is your name and how old are you?
Me: David Sky sir,am 25 years old(all lies)
Chief Edeh:where is your drivering license
Me: (presented the fake license capon gave me)here sir
Chief Edeh: (take a look at it)okay am going out now,so your work starts now,hope you are ready
Me:yes sir thank you sir....that was how i began to drive my sprey.chief Edeh is just too rich,come and take a look at the mansion he is staying,he is so fresh and young,chai too bad he would be dying soon but how come he has no single guard,it just too bad.but the man is just too nice,he promised to always pay me 50k per month and each day he gives me pocket money,he even gave me a good room to stay,i would have said he was just treating me like that due to am new but he does same for the gateman too.
On the 4th day he gave me his cloths to give to a dry cleaner,i collected them and left to the direction he gave me.i could remember that my mum told me that my dad is a dry cleaner so i was really careful in investigating the dry cleaners around but the only old ones around never heard the name Vincent Kybee so i gave up on that for the main time.
On the 7th day things went on so cool and good but i was already feeling sorry for the innocent chief,then on the 8th day being the D-day,i was driving chief home when viper sent me a text *where are u guys now* i replied him *we would be driving in in the next 2minutes* he had replied ok that immediately we drive in they would enter and finish chief up.
We drove in and chief came down forgetting the file he has kept in the front seat,i had gotten to like this man,God forgive me he is dying,i quickly came down
Me:sir ur file...he stretch his hand to collect it,just then i saw the name boldly written VINCENT KYBEE oh my God,i quickly froze,my father,just then viper,sugarB and Sweet Mouth entered with their guns and from the gate the pointed the gun at chief.too late,so am gonna watch my dad die! Tears ran down my eyes as chief Edehs eyes and my own met,i heard the gun shot next sounding gbai!!! As three of them shot at him.
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What would i do now,it too late to save my dad,a man i had being looking for the past 22 years.follow me up to know if he was killed,how he was killed and if ama avenge him or play alone! Just 200 likes lets go.stop dulling my spirit and like fast
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bencarson007:
@D9ty7, what's up na Are you alright ?
No updates and just radio silence... Well if you are not okay,I pray God helps you But if you are not completing your story,just let us know !
This is too long abeg

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bencarson007:
@D9ty7, what's up na Are you alright ?
No updates and just radio silence... Well if you are not okay,I pray God helps you But if you are not completing your story,just let us know !
This is too long abeg

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bencarson007:
How many threads on the same story?
Now you are drawing us back
If you did not want to finish the story on the other thread
Why start it ?

My thoughts though.

Lastly ur silence was not too nice
I just hope you are okay

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bro u should be smart enough to tell urself that something wrong happened.
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i wasn't easy for me to forget abt my already existing thread.
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bro something i cant explain happened bear with me and kindly follow my new topic, i will complete the story this time

AREWAMAFIA98:
HABA KYBEE COM COMPLETE THIS NA #SHOOO#

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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 14
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Me: ok.so who be the man and wetin be my business with am?
Capon:the man in question is called chief Ede and i want you to go and become his driver
Me:hahahaha,the boss the boss
Capon:wetin happen,why you dey laugh
Me:the boss you say make me,DANIEL KYBEE in capital letter for that matter,a.k.a the sky,the only man that can't be predicted,make me,carry my two legs,waka go become driver,for wetin nauh,as as how?
Capon:wait! you dehy craze? you kiss craze abi you Bleep witch? iffah slap your carrer e go affact your future,shey becoz say i dey keep you quite nah im kom dehy give you mind! i go put bullet for your brain,you dehy craze?
Me:the boss what sup nau,it is play we are nah.me sky disobey the boss,(use one finger to demostrate)i dehy craze,even if i kiss craze no be 4 ur side nah so the boss,calm down.it is play we are,oyah tell me anything u want make i do and i go do am,shey nah make i put bullet for im head abi na to butcher ram,just yarn me
Capon:nah now u dehy talk.see eh u go become im driver
Me:the boss see eh,how i go take force the man to be im driver nah and u know say the old man go don get driver
Capon:calm down nah,see na me be the capon,the unshakable.immediatly i got the contract i began monitoring him and i can asure you that he is in need of a driver at the moment so all you would need to do is to apply,get the work and continue monitoring him for just 8 days,by then the ground would have been clear by then.during all this we would keep in touch with u.
Me:so how do i kill him?
Capon:you won't kill him,your work is to creat space for his death
Me:but who is these chief Soso that you are talking about?
Capon:forget him for no till the elimination is done.just do the job well and you gat 5million share from the 15million pay
Me:ah the boss,you go find me something first nah
Capon:sky sky
Me:the boss the boss
Capon:u eh,u too like money
Me:ah capo,na who no like money for this cabal,make dem go do the person medical checkup be that nah
Capon:funny sky.i go first give u 3bay then after the mission you go get the remaining 2bay,i just dey give u 5bay sake of say u be my guy o so no go fumble o
Me:the boss see eh u over too much infact eh after u na u,i no fit shout be make i tell u,u see the water wey Chief Ede use harmattan season fetch,rain go fall for him head during dry season,i tell u.look me well,i go run am,i swear i go run am
Capon:na d tin wehy make me lyk u be dis.
Me:abeg just begin see the man as person wehy don puff(die)but eh hw i go take know the man?
Capon: (brought out a photo of chief Edeh)na im be dis
Me:chai,chaiiii,obituary,infact edehtuary na im be dis.see capon make i go prepare,no maro at all
Capon: ok nah,before u reach house ur 3bay go dey wait...stood up and left
Me:correct guy.i too like u...i got up,pick my bag and went home and guess what,i met the 3bay(three million)waiting for me in a small Ghana Must Go bag.o boi see money,i die here,hahaha,i be richman o,maro don sale welle.i rushed outside my lodge met students in the compound
Me:guys hafa na
Students:we dey o
Me:guys i just win bet 9ja and as e be say una dey 13 outside make the 13 of u just take this 200,000 bay sale body first
Students:heeeey,God bless o
Me:make una no vex say the money small,na 800,000 bay i win.when the students wehy nor dey around come back make una tell them to halla me for their own share
Students:bros u too much..i just gave them the money and went back inside,feeling like the galadima(gallant boy) i am but wait o,how long would this cult of a thing continue,they might even be planning me and am here fooling myself and see i have even stopped the search of my fathe Mr Vincent Kybee,no o,after this mission i must find him o wether the devil likes it or not o.
.i remembered Sir Winners and my siblings,i made a few calls,got my bag and set off to Edo to see my adopted family before anyother thing.
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50 likes to unlock Episode 15

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 13
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Mehn the next day,i took my bath and off to school.i got to the school gate and met armies all armed standing by the gate.they collected my bag and search it like they were washing it lolz.they searched me too like a common thief and almost got me naked,i wanted to para(provoke and react) but when i remembered the say "if soldier slap you you go know say police na your friend" so a just melo.they were still searching me when one guy came,he was forming big boy,his trouser was half way his waste with one ear ring on his left ear(upon say i belong i nor craze reach like that)with his rough jerry coil
Soldier:mr man u look like an animal
Boy: *silent*
Soldier:are you a celeb that you are looking this way?
Boy:bros you dey fall my hand,as in eh u fall my hand reach ground
Soldier:eh? repeat am?
Boy:must i be celeb before i go show swag!
Soldier:you wan show swag? oyah wait...like play like play come see beating.i just dey go my own before yawa go gas.see inside school,soldiers everywhere you go.oh we don creat o.through out that day infact that week and 2 more weeks added the school was still taking about the attrack and trust THE ELVIS they don clear school for the time been.
We went on well and related well with Cloud till a month passed then the capon called me,matchety and few others for a secret meeting where he discussed with us on how to eliminate Cloud(i knew it and i said it,forgiveness is a sin so he cant be forgiven and now judgement day is here).the plan was well set and trust BLACKERS its a prefect plan.oya watch how the plan goes
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a party was created(oh God save those that belong for they no not what they got themselves involve with.let me share this secret with u.if u belong please becareful of parties and clubs,its the perfect setup to eliminate anyone when he or she is no longer useful or wanted especially when you fuckup)this part was hold on a sunday afternoon,it lasted till mama's call.we began paying our last respect to the ignorant Cloud.everyone seem to be at peace with him(what we did was that we never told him about the party till the D-day and we invited him to the party by 8pm,this was done in other to leave no trace of his death).
When he came everyone was shaking him and hailing him "cloud nigga,cloud cloud,bado,alaye etc" and the mumu was laughing and shaking hands,he danced and dance(oh how i wish he knew it was his last dance) and then he was served drugged drinks.within the hours of 2 (2hours)he had drank like 8 bottles.then we kept him busy dancing till he started misbehaving.the time is here.we quickly ended the party and we began walking and gisting till we got to the school compound(we entered the school through the bush)at the back of Cloud's lecture hall his grave has already been dung.Cloud had been drugged so he wasnt his self and he was just staggering.when we got there we meet the capon already there...
We got there and stood in a circle
Capon:cloud fall out(the guy just stood staring,the drug was really working)talking too much would be a waste of time but incase God replay this record for u nah make u know say u Bleep up.u betrayed a brother because of money,just too bad.push him to the grave and cover him alive...the capon said as he turned and left.then two guys pushed him inside and began covering it as the rest of us all began to leave the scene.oh what a big fuckup from cloud.we dismissed to our various houses.
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Then next day being monday,i got up,prepared for lectures and left,things moved on well like nothing ever happened.i was still in school when capon called me.i picked up
Me:the boss im self
Capon:sky get ready,you have a mission
Me:the boss,wetin sup?
Capon: one politican just give us work and he is paying 15m for the work
Me:which mission be dat the boss
Capon:termination mission
Me:ah capon,i nev...er(i turned left and right to make sure no student was close before continuing and thank God non was close)i never kill before nah
Capon:but u don go reach 15 termination mission for the past na
Me:ehhhn i no but i no kill nah
Capon:you better wise up and get mind now because on day u go become arkman
Me:capon me know na but that day never reach
Capon:well you no go kill but nah you go lead the mission
Me:how,the boss
Capon:where you dey self
Me:i dey skul...call ends.wetin come end call nah.i looked up and saw the capon coming to where i was seated.he got close and sat with me
Capon:so u dey school na im i dey waste my airtime abi
Me:nor vex,i nor no say you dey school
Capon:this is the plan.u would go and start working for the man
Me:which man?
Capon:the man is also a politican,running for another party and you know election is few months away.the man in question is an opponent of chief Soso who happens to be his running mate
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Me:sir si ssssir hmmm
1st Security: (slapped me and tried removing my mask,but i held his hand tight)remove this mask
Me: (see dis joel man o,he wan spoil show)
2nd Soldier:free am first,let them come and show us what they have in that bag they threw over the fence...they lead us into the school on gun point with the school securities following.now here is the plan *those soldiers are fake,infact they are our imported men from other universities,we still have some of them inside the school waiting for us to just distribut the guns to them.now those fake soldiers are to pretensously lead us inside the school to prevent the securities nonsense,that's why they never asked us to remove our masks to reveal our face,then we would carry the bag and do the following things that would occure*
they lead us inside to where we had dropped our bags on gun point and instructed us to pick up the bags and open it.we picked up the bag,then some of our boys inside the school started rushing out from nowhere on their mask,quickly we opened our bags and began distributing it to them as they catch it while in the air,the fake soldiers(our men)had now turned from pointing the gun at us,to pointing it at the securities who were now on their kneels (see perfect plan).
13 BLACKERS stayed at the gate uping the securities under arrest for the main time and locking up the gate,preventing anybody or vehicles from coming in or going out then 20 of us well armed started walking to skipper's department,i was to point him out when we get there(skipper is a final year student of law,so unfortunate his parents would start mourning him from today.oh what a wasted school fees right from his KG to his higher school.see guys cultism is bad,u must stay off it SAY NO TO CULTISM because at the last day u may have to pay with ur life,even if other enemy cults don't kill u,ur own people(cult group)would run u down).
We entered his department.i guess he knew he was the one we were looking for because immediately he saw the masked us he jumped his class window,we chased him and began releasing fire,come and see innocent and guilty students running helter skatter for their lives.myself,matchety,viper and sugar B and two other guys chased skipper while the rest of our men ran after every suspected member of ELVIS CULT.he ran into the bush on campus and we kept chasing him.we cant give up the chase,do u know who he had killed,our butcher,the arkman himself,for what nau.
We kept chasing him till he was out of school and this time we were on the mere road running after skipper with guns.everyone were looking at us but who cares,no body knows it me nah my face was masked,infact our faces where masked except for skipper's own.we chased him till he ran into his lodge and padlocked the gate.mehn who gate help,who gate serve,gate don baff? We jumped fence into his lodge compound and for sure i know his lodge(i be im friend before nah),we kicked his door opened and found him shivering
Viper:u don run finish? when u dey dance skelewu ontop azonto music fear no catch u,u no shiver,na now wehy skelewu don dey play for u to dance azonto u kom dey shiver abi
Matchety:chai rain don use dry season fall ontop ur head just because u use harmattan fetch water.
Sugar B:i dey feel today like madth,i too dey like judgement day because on dat day spoilt fruits dehy shiver
Viper: oyeeeh oo
Skipper:guys abeg,na me be only pikin for my family abeg,make una spare me abeg
Me:hmmm skipper,why u fall hand wen u knw say u be only seed
SugarB:chai only pikin.wait make i yarn u eh,na only pikin them death dey sweet pass,e be like honey wehy dem never mix with anything.oya waka make we dehy go.
Skipper:abeg,abeg,i fit give una anything una want and i go waka leave this town quick quick abeg.
Viper:hahaha,sitdown here make pant dehy wear u nah,nna waka b4 i go begin kill u from here...
We moved skipper outside and trekked right back to school were enough death were lying.many ELVIS were down already
Me:hope no innocent student was killed?
Gentle:no,nah ELVIS we go for
Me:better.we own the school and no one mess with us and go free..many hands joined in beating skipper,stripped him naked before he was tied to a car that drove off while the rest of us followed up in different cars.oh,i watched skipper die a slow and painful death,an only son for that matter.too bad.
Before the police and the rest mumu forces showed up we were done with skipper's remain lying by the road and now am sure its Cloud's turn because FORGIVENESS IS A SIN SO HE CANT BE FORGIVEN!!!
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AREWAMAFIA98:
[color=#990000][/color]U NO MISS ANYTIN JAW,I WENT TO LAUGHING KIDNEY I DIDNT SEE THE STORY

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AREWAMAFIA98:
I WANT COMPLETE THE STORY BUT I DONT HAVE ANY MEANS OF DOING SO CAN YOU WRITE DOWN YOUR EMAIL FOR ME PLS

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BLOODY CIVILIAN LOADING...........88%

please guy tell me where im missing somethings so i can fix them
review my story asap, my ink is over floating oooooo
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Still on the call
Me:a brother betrayed a brother! who be that?
Capon:dont worry,i go give am race for this town and kosi koko lo ma shelle(and nothing would happen)this na unilag,my capalar,every josing man must be deleted
Me:capon d person wehy Bleep dis up we go Bleep am down
Capon:where is matchety
Me:he is here with me
Capon:make u guys dey well,make una dey careful for now and make una show for tonight meeting
Me:no yawa capo...call ends
Matchety:which brother Bleep this up?
Me:me never know but na deleting things
Matchety:unilag go hot no,ogbah go dey on
Me:guy anyhow na.
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That night we assembled for a meeting.we sang and dance around for some time before the angrily seated capon asked us to stop.
Capon: (angrily)BLACK MEN
All:we are your shadows
Capon:BLACK MEEENN
All:we follow you anywhere you go
Capon:BLACK MEEEN
All:but nothing goes for nothing....
Capon:i dey vexx,i dey die.person get mind,carry shit rub me for face
Viper:capo if person open eyes bit my head without fearing d brain,ah,when i dey bite him yarsh,god go punish the shit wey dey im yarsh
Mighty Joe:chai chai,god punish devil.
Matchety:i go run am,only me go run am na
Capon:dem fall my butcher dem no think am twice that one no dey too vex but the one wey vex me be say na one brother betray im own brother for sake of money and enemity between dem
All:chaaiiii,na which brother Bleep dis uuupp
Capon:Cloud fall out(cloud came out shivering) cloud why u fuckup,u forget say i be ur shadow,i dey follow u.i know every move u take,why would u betray a brother?
Cloud: (kneeling)no be my intention capo,nah mistake abeg make una forgive me,na ordinary bet i bet with the guy o,i no no say d guy na ELVIS
Capon:u use ur brother bet? kom collect d money without winning the bet abi? guys make una first observe some silence for a fallen soldier of this brotherhood and of this fraternity(everywhere became as silent as a grave yard,after some minutes the capon continued)cloud forgiveness na sin but i forgive u so fall back to ur stand
Cloud:thank u capon...
That night we planned how to revenge butcher's death in 3 days time and everything was well planned.
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i was surprised to find out that skipper(that my friend)was the capon of ELVIS and i never knew that but today being 3rd day,the judgement day.we got to the school gate(3 of us.myself,matchety and viper)on mask,carrying guns in our bags.many of our people are already inside the school waiting to be supplied with the guns to poff out.we walked passed the security men on our black up and down straight to the fence and each of us throw our bags over the fence into the school compound,we pretended to want jumping over the fence too into the school,just then we saw the securities approaching us but before they could close up on us(we had no intentions of running)an army van covered up.pulled over and four soldiers rushed out with guns.
1st Soldier: (pointing gun at us)what did u guys just threw over the fence.
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Mr Mike tried covering his banana but was prevented from doing so.the guys just stood there making jest of him and using the tip of their gun to toy with his banana dingling like that of a bell
1st Guy:ah baba lecturer ye ma baje gan(this lecturer must be very spoilt)bros i greet o
2nd Guy: oya lets go outside
Mr Mike: outside! ah(collapse)
2nd Guys:guys make we comot...they left the lecture hall before the whole students started shouting.some where laughing while most girls were crying as we all surrounded the unconcious lecturer,some students were taking photos of him.the security finally surfaced,they ask what had happened,trust students,they narrated the story to them.they revived mr mike and took him out of the lecture hall.
The news spreed round the campus like burning fire with heavy.no body asked me anything about the incident,they thought those guys just came to my rescue due to the harrassment was too much,they all blamed mr mike for taking pleasure in harrassing a student(me) each time for no just reason,some were like "shey nah fashion we come skul 4! anybody can wear anything to the lecture hall as far as the cloth is covering the person's unclothedness".the truth is that the man just hate me and like making fun in class using me for no just reason because am always neat to lectures,just that my dressing code is too simple.
When i met matchety i was just too glad.i thanked him for everything and he said its all not his plan,the capon did.i was excited.when we got to meeting that night i thanked them all.my friendship with matchety grew,we became very close like brothers and this moved on well.i also made friends with skipper a guy on campus but i never knew he belong to a cult called "ELVIS" one of the hardcore enemies of BLACK MEN and as for mr mike i never saw him on campus again.
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i got into my year 2 in school(my year 1 result was cool) and to crown it all we are about writing our final exams for year 2 self.
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Am now a big boy.i dont lack anything again because the black men don't play little shits,we deal with politicans.we work for politicans or big businessmen and get heavy pay.what do you think when i said we work for politicans? Well i just meant that we help them do their dirty works like eliminating their enemies,though i had not killed yet but i had been promised that i would take part in the next business to come.
I was in my lodge playing ps 2 games with matchety as we bragged to deal with each other
Matchety:after today eh if u see me u wont want to play game again
Me:abeg make i hear,u too make mouth,i go finish u today(dont get surprised i now speak foul english(pidgin)that's one of the bad thing u learn when u start associating with bad friends and when u join the wrong people)
Matchety:eh.wu dey tok,see d bad R2 i dey play u na
Me:how many goals u don use am score,u nor dey see as i dey carry my keeper catch ur R2? No worry i go begin carry post for u now
Matchety:u say u go do wetin
Me:i go dey shift post,na cheat be that
Matchety:make i hear,shift wetin,no be only cheat na chat
Me:how u go take no when u just start game yesterday
Matchety: da ke jawe(keep shut jawe)
Me:see my goal here(he paused the game)u dey craze? why you go pause when i wan score u
Matchety: o ma sheybi ode(you would be acting like a fool)person dey call me(dip his hand into his trouser pocket)
Me:ta ni?(who?)
Matchety: (brought his phone out of his pocket and picked the call)hello observe.what? When? Na which fraternity buy this market? Capon don know? Ok na i dey with sky...hang up.
Me:wetin happen?
Matchety:ah sky
Me:na wetin na?
Matchety:butcher don off(die) he don rest in peace
Me:what?where,when,how,who do am?
Matchety: observer say them just pa(kill) am few minutes ago
Me: (boiling)who and how and for where,talk na
Matchety:na for campus,observer say na THE ELVIS kill am
Me: (stood up)ah,THE ELVIS don fuckuuup,dem don price market and them must buy am by force.school go hurt again
Matchety:ah scores don count 0:1,na we get school na,na we dey decide tinz 4 we skul kom dey run am too.aaah(stood up too)this is time for blood.blood must to for blood.why ELVIS go dey win us 0:1 for we home again
Me:calm down.we go treat dem fuckupp
Matchety:you must be careful now because war has began...call came into my phone,it was capon,i picked it up
Me:capon e don red
Capon:a mighty tree just fell
Me:too bad
Capon:a brother had just betrayed a brother.blood must go for blood
Me:betray?how,who??
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Episode 9
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I walked into the lecture hall as everyones' eyes turn one me.they must have missed the guy they use to make mockery of.
I sat down,not minding the eyes.before,i would had become ashamed but now am happy they are staring at me showing that am a celeb.mr mike walked in
Mr Mike:hello class
All:hello sir
Mr Mike:who can remind me where we stopped...i looked into the course outline that had writen down(mr mike is our Economics lecturer but left for me alone i would call him our Economics preacher because he can't even teach or lecture)a girl raised her hands up
Mr Mike:no no not you,where is that boy(the whole class knew he was referring to me so they all faced me with most of them already laughing,he followed the multitude's eyes and found me)yes.so where did we stop?
Me:demand sir....he looked at me for sometime then start teaching.i sent a message to matchety
Me:hi matchety,where are you,i want to come meet you...
and he replied
Matchety:no stay,i know why you want to come,because of the lecturer in your class
Me:how did you know
Matchety:common am your shadow so i know,just stay in,capon just imported(invited)people to take care of him
Me:ah,bado but hope he won't be killed because i dont want that
Matchety: ok no qualm,but delete this messages,ama delete mine too should you be suspected
Me: ok...i smiled to myself and relaxed.after some minutes mr mike started.how i wished he knew what awaits him he wouldnt have dared
Mr Mike:where is that boy(i kept calm though i knew he was referring to me,he sighted me)yes you,stand up(i stood up with all boldness)you look neat today,you finally found who to borrow clothes from(the eve ready to laugh class bursted out with laughter)whose clothes is this?
Me:hmmm sir
Mr Mike:is hmmm an answer(the class laughed more louder,then a voice answered from outside)
Voice:na your papa cloth the guy borrow...i looked to see who it was but saw no one,even the whole who were now lost in laughter and mr mike looked to see who would surface from outside but no one did
Mr Mike:who is that idiot?...two guys entered with others standing two two in each of the four door post all on black holding long guns.fear gripe my course mates
1st Guy:na you be idiot,you be josing man
2nd Guy: (turned to the class)hey stop shouting,we are not here to harm any of you,we are here for your lecturer,just stay calm not to make use change mind(the class went dead but students were shivering,even some girls were crying)hey you(me)come out(i did)
1st Guy:u nah josing man,ur student wehy u suppose dehy respect and talk maturedly in front of am so dem go respect u nah im u make dehy regret why im kom we skul
Mr Mike: (shivering)am ju..ju..sst joking with him,you can ask him
Me:yes its true(dont mind me,am just acting in other not to be suspected)
2nd Guy: okay we don hear but
Mr Mike:thank you sir
2nd Guy:da ke jare(keep quite jare)i still dehy yahn
Mr Mike: (shivering)sorry sir,am quite sir
2nd Guy:i wan make you borrow am your clothes so begin pull am now infront of the students
Mr Mike: ah ah
1st Guy: (cracks his gun)oyah begin pull...i laughed at mr mike inwardly as i watched him hurriedly unbuckle his belt,pull his trouser and T-shirt
1st Guy: oyah remove your singlet and boxers.he wan borrow am too
Mr Mike:ah ah i would be naked!
1st Guy:i know but nah you say if person no get make the person borrow so help the boy out...mr mike removed his singlet and shamefully removed his boxer and here goes mr dickson dingling like a bell and the whole class shouted out aloud...then something happened,mr mike collapsed.
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Episode 8
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Capon:loose the blind fold and let him see[someone helped me loose the blind fold]you are welcome to this fraternity tonight...i looked around and saw the place was filled up with men all on blacks with weapons of all kind.
Me:where are my?
Capon:in the intiation field.observer bring the calabash...observer brought in the calabash,to cut the long process short,they used a new blade to cut my thumb and my blood was added to a liquid content already in the calabash
Capon:drink from the calabash.
I took the calabash and drunk a little from it
Capon:finish it...i took it into my mouth and emptied the last content in it.its just tastless.
Capon:good.you have now taken the oath of the black men fraternity(oath!)and any day you disclose what just happened here to anyone,you would die.
Some other things were done,i was given mark close to my shoulder(intiation mark)
Capon:from today onwards,you are one of us,who touches you is inviting us.we are from today your shadow and your shadow can never leave you even in death.here are the rules of this brotherhood
1) you must not cast your self for casting is a sin to this brotherly fraternity
2)betryal of a brother is a sin
3)blood for blood etc...he mentioned so many rules of about 23.
Capon:from today your name is sky because the sky is clouded and is atimes unpredictable.congratulations sky...the members shook hands with me one after the other before they began to sing again.another song entirely **this is the way i wanted to be o
this is the way i wanted to be
oh i want to remain a black man (x3)
this is the way i wanted to be**
they sang on and on for some time then ask me to join them.
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i got to my lodge around to 4,i jumped in through the fence due to the gate was still locked.i opened my door,got inside and shut it,i laid down on my bed feeling great pains as a result of the kicking i received as part of the intiation.my legs where shaking.i did not know when i slept off.
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when i wokeup i was so hungry.i prepared bread and tea for myself,ate before getting rice into fire to boil,made stew.after eating i just stayed inside.no church for today,i cant even walk.then a knock came on my door.i went to the door and opened without askin who it was and behold its matchety
Matchety: (smile)hafa
Me:am fine
Matchety: (handing me something in a black bag)take
Me: (collected)what's this?
Matchety:just got you a phone because i observed u have none
Me:wow thanks
Matchety:so how was yesterday?
Me:my legs are broken
Matchety:sorry,it a normal thing to make you strong.the pains would stop soon
Me:thanks bro
Matchety:so sky hope we are friends
Me:why not.(i opened the bag,brought the phone out of its pack,it was a screen touch)am greatful
Matchety:later we go get sims for it
Me:yea thanks.never thought you were this nice
Matchety:bros english time don finish abeg give me food first,i dey H...we both laughed.myself and matchety became friends.we gisted and laughed along.he told me how he joined black men due to school intimidations and all that.he really gave me mind.we flowed well.later we both went to buy airtel sim and glo for my new phone.walked around ,as he kept showing me every bad guy we come acrose
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I couldn't attend lectures on monday and tuesday because of my legs but today wednesday i got to the lecture hall before mr mike,feeling different and new.when he came he lectured for sometime and then made the errors of his life.he did not know i had become a changed man,no longer scared nor ashamed.i bet he wont forget today in a hurry.
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Episode 7
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No wonder the students kept staring at me.i quickly took my bags from the ground and hurried inside.
That night was a messed up one because i was restless,if i thought of running off tonight but the threats the said capon gave me is just so fresh in my head.i really have to stop bothering my head over this because there is nothing i can do about it.if i decide to go to the police what would they do,i even heard some of the police belong so my hands are tied.
I continued lectures in my usual mode,always sad and ashamed.mr mike had really given me a bad mark and made me a mockery in my department.
Soon saturday was here,i washed my dirty clothes and began to sleep due to thinking.i couldnt even eat,i have no friends though i like making friends but the early stage insult made me calm and almost turned me to a sadist each time am in school.
Matchety's voice woke me,i couldnt believe i slept from afternoon to 11.
I opened my door and saw him standing on black up and down,back flat shoe and socks and black beret
Matchety:ah so you never ready?
Me:am ready
Matchety:ready to where?
Me:what kind of question is that
Matchety:who you dey follow talk,you wan may i give you back hand slap? You wan follow me go black men meeting with red and black! go wear black and black jawe
Me:i dont have black T-shirt o...he removed his own and gave me,he was on black singlet
Matchety: oyah wear this one
Me: (this is serious)ok thank you...i wore the shirt and my black pam slipers
Matchety: lets go
Me:how do we go and where are we actually going to
Matchety:how we go go? We go disappear malu(cow)
Me:i mean the gate is locked...he kept quite,walked close to the fence and signalled me over.i walked close to him and he instructed me to climb his hand(which he had already joined together with each finger crosing the other)and jump over the fence.i did as instructed without questions and preteniously laid flat,then he jumped over too.a black car was parked outside.
Matchety:stand up lets go
Me:my leg has broken(lies)
Matchety:lets go jawh
Me: (boldly)are you deaf? my legs are broken
Matchety:iffah match you eeeh your head go correct(he went to the car and brought out a cutlass)e be like say you nor no say i wicked pass butcher abi,(shouted)oya get up sharper
Me:sorry,i was just joking(stood up)
Matchety: hmmm,i just like you,dont know why but dont change me
Me:thank you sir...we got into the car and drove off.got to a particular area he pulled over,blind folded me and drag me into the bush.we walked for some minutes before i began hearing voices singing.we got to the place and he made me kneel down,i knew i was close to the fire because it was hitting me badly.they continued to chant their song that doesnt even make a single sense to me
*today today,tomorrow no more,iffah died today
i will die no more* was the song
Me: (shivering.God forbid i would not die o)...then the capon's voice came
Capon:BLACK MEN
All: (except me)we are your shadows
Capon:BLACK MEEEN
All: (except me)we follow you anywhere you go
Capon:BLACK MEEN
All: (except me) but nothing goes for nothing...then everywhere became calm.
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*****TO BE CONTINUED******.
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Update by Daniel Kybee

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Episode 6
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I was just too feared to move.the faces i see aint smiling in any form.my bag dropped on the ground,i suddenly found myself down too begging for mercy even without committing no crime.
I kneel pleading without response for like 11 good minutes with my clothes soaked with sweat,the sweats were even entrying my eyes but i ignored it then three men walked in through the gate on black.one did well enough to stop and padlock the gate preventing any other person from entering.i took a good look at them and was able to recognised two,they were those two boys that came to seat with me in class today but i could not clearly see the face of the guy in their middle because his own black beret was covering him down to his eyes leaving just a little space for him to see from and he seem comfortable with it
1st Guy:so i come your class come give you message you no stil understand
2nd Guy:you even wan run.capon wetin make we do am now
Capon: (the guy in the middle of both guys.adjust his beret well now exposing his fine boy face) you want to run?
Me:no sir,am sorry sir
Capon:you can run because we have become your shadow
Me: (shadow ke)thank you sir
Capon:we follow you everywhere you go
Me: (ah follow me!) yes sir,thank you sir i appreciate
Capon:keep shut my friend,am still talking.no am sure you saw my note and the axe that came with it?
Me:yes sir,yes sir,i even kept it well sir
2nd Guy: (slap my back head)you dey craze,you wan run you say you keep am
Capon:now enter inside and pick up the axe to show you have accepted being one of us and refusal means you are dead
Me:ah sir,i just enter school sir,my mother is late and i dnt have a father,please sir have mercy on me
1st Guy:you are darft o,who asked you all this story you just told?
Capon:butcher (2nd guy answered)
Butcher:my capee am at your service(brought out a small knife from his waist)oya chose fast.membership or death...i knew this guys werent smiling,they meant business and ready to kill.i stood up from where i was kneeling,tears filled my eyes,my whole body was shaking like that of a leaf,i was even forcing myself to move.i entered inside alone,i was now faced with a hard dilemma,to throw my dreams away and pick cannibalism and slow death(the axe) or bravely die a hero.now i dont need or want to die.i moved to the axe and picked it up,i heard myself asking me "daniel are you sure you are taking the right path?" i just couldnt think out something.i took the axe and stemped outside,holding the axe firmly and trying to be bold but i still found myself shaking.
Capon: (smiles)you are now a man but still not fully qualified as a member because you bear no mark of botherhood yet.by saturday matchety would come here by 11:30pm to pick you up for final initiation...i couldnt answer yes or no,i just stared like i was on punishment.a guy ran to the gate and opened it then the capon added
Capon:and one more thing.if you act funny or try anything funny,hahaha,butcher tell him what will happen
Butcher:rain go use dry season fall for your head...then they began leaving one by one in a straight line like occult men do.i just stood still watching them live.when all of them were out of sight my lodge mates started tip toeing into the compound one after the other all staring at me like i was a new ghost in the lodge.
I knew another chapter had just been opened in my life.
I regained my conciousness and realized i was still holding the axe.
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Update by Daniel Kybee

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Episode 5
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I was that dark handsome guy that a girl wld stare at once i pass by her.my early life hustle had given me that physical body built with 6 packs,intimidating chest especially when i take off my cloth or when am on just singlet.then my muscles were growing and developing very well.
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school went on well for my first month in school but there was these lecturer mr Mike who enjoys making jest of me every weddnesday that he is always having us.he wld just get into d lecture hall,teach a little & then i become his next topic till his period ends & trust students they would laugh & laugh like it ws what they came to school to learn.
These single act began to disturb me,whenever am going for lectures i find my self being scared with my heart beating continuously & whenever i get into class am always feeling ashame somehow ofcourse ashame of being mocked.another problem am having is that each day i get home i meet a letter hanging on my door,a times on my bed.it a letter of warning from d most dread cult group on campus "THE BLACK MEN" always warning me to join them or die in few days time & with this am sure my continuing in unilag is at risk so i might have to drop sooner or later.who wld i tell or where wld i hide to continue.
Today being weddnesday i entered d lecture hall with my heart in my hand because we wld be having mr mike today first period for that matter and unfortunatly for me he ws already lecturing before i stepped into the hall.i cldnt enter through back door because he always lock d two back doors once he is in d hall leaving just d fronts doors open.
Entered & greeted him
Mr Mike:come back here(i walked back & faced him and sure d whole class were ready to laugh)are u a student or a cleaner(d class laughed)
Me: (oh not again o lord)yes sir(i replied with a shaken voice)
Mr Mike:yes sir what? That u are a student or a cleaner?
Me: (stil on shaken voice)am a student sir
Mr Mike:am not sure u are a student,look at what u are putting on,already washed out second hand clothes(i become ashamed instantly and he continued making fun of me)if u don't have clothes to wear then go & borrow(the class bursted out with laughter.d man was embarrassing me in the presence of hundreds of students.tears began to run down my eyes but he never cared,he was having a good time with me.he continued)yesss if u dont have u borrow & return after use.who says borrowing is a sin! but if u borrow the one the owner would use to trace u to class hmmm(class kept laughing)go & seat down and dont wear rags to my class,u are no difference with u from a cleaner(laughs continues).....i walked with an already wobbing legs,tears filled eyes to a seat & sat down the seat was vacate,shame wldnt let me seat with someone,all d teachings of mr mike for that day i can't recall & sure enough he knows nothing,he teaches like a primary 1 teacher & left for me alone he is not worth begin a lecturer.in my tears as i bow my head to my seat desk with & support of both hands two guys walked into d lecture hall
Mr Mike:where are this once from(d class laughed their ususal way)
1st Guy:heey jam am dia
2nd Guy:abeg leave am make we proceed
1st Guy:no maro,make we leave this jews.....mr mike cdnt say a word again,i didnt raise my head though because i was in deep pains caused by d embarrasement from mr mike.
The guys walked up to me
1st Guy:hey mr josing stand up....i raised my head up,d whole class were watching even mr mike,d guys looked very ragged & they are well built than i am,their trousers were almost on their kneels exposing their boxers.i quickly stood & the first guy entered
2nd Guy: oyah u enter make u sudon(seat down)
Me:sir
1st Guy:are u deaf? Seat down
Me: (entered & sat down)
2nd Guy: oh i forget say na oyinbo guy o(sat down too,i was now in their middle shivering)
1st Guy:for this hot sun na im u dah shiver
2nd Guy: d man neva get liver now....they sat there with me till our 4 lectures for d day finished,then stood up and left both hitting my cheek.i stood up quickly & left for home.
I got to my lodge,opened my door & behold d deadly letter on my bed with a small axe tied with red piece of cloth on top of it.fear griped me,i went outside to checking if my door was tampered with but it wasnt,i checked the windows & both windows were intact,i picked up & letter & read through it & it reads "TODAY IS 14TH UR DEADLINE,U LIVE OR DIED.THE CHOICE IS URS DANIEL KYBEE
*****BLACK MEN"
i was already sweating like it was raining on me,i throw d letter down.quickly packed my things,i must live back to Edo to save my life,i rushed out of d house & behold they were up to 11 of them,all on black from head to toe holding similar axe i saw on my bed & hitting it continously on their left palm.i stood transfixed as beads of sweats drops.
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Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 4
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I woke up in the afternoon of the next day.my sight was blurry i could see that people where gathered
Sir Winners:daniel do you know your mother's place?
Me:no sir,but she told me that her parents are late and my grandfather too
Sir Winners:hmmm ok,she would be burried here then...i had someone say "oh,small fine boy,see what he is passing through at this tender age".
Youths were organized to dig my mothers grave and she was burried close to my step father.my little step siblings dont really understand what was happening.the first born(girl)whom was just 11years of age and her brother the second whom was just 8years of age seem only to understand that their mother was dead but had no idea of their father,the last born whom was just 5years was just playing around unconcious of what's happening.i looked at the crying two and the one playing and felt pity for them,look at wonderful children with a ghost father and now the only person to encourage them is gone and look at me,i dont even know where i stood.
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A NEW CHAPTER OPENED IN MY LIFE
Days turned into weeks,weeks into months and months into year.Sir Winners is a good man,i learnt he was a retired custom.he enrolled the children into school and paid for my final exams(WAEC).i knew sir winners was trying his best.he has helped me changed my name to DANIEL KYBEE and was really struggling to train us but i just dont belong here,a new chapter had been opened in my life.I knew sir winners would have to really struggle to get me into the university after my jamb and being that he is also financing my step siblings education i made up my mind to survive for myself because the old man had really tried.so i began doing little odd jobs and began saving the money.
After a year i made extra cash,i took my jamb and passed it scoring 240,i had put in for unilag and by then i was 20years of age.i escaped from the house one night without anyone's notice,i only left a letter thanking the family for what they have done for me and promising to come back once i find my biological father.
I took a night bus to lagos and by the time we got to lagos it was morning.i went to unilag to access the school environment and rented a student lodge.waiting for the post UTME i began doing odd jobs like joining in the building of houses,digging foundation etc.
I stopped after post UTME and went in search of my biological father but never found him.
Then admission list was out and my name was shortlisted exactly for the course i choose(ECONOMICS).in no time,school was on,i had now become a first year student of unilag.life goes on but had i known what awaits me,had i been told what i would turn out to be maybe i would had avoided it.
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Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 3
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Sir Winners:dan does anybody live here
1st Youth:boy take
us to your own flat not the flat your landlord wants to rent out,non of us here is looking for
a house to rent
Me: (i wanted to talk but no words came out from my mouth,my hand was raised to approval words i was speaking but no sounds from me,i was just too confused,when i had tried too hard to make out a reasonable sound called sentence
tears responded to my tries instead and when the elder read my confused state,he shouted)
Elder:ewooo...the noise attracted the landlady who rushed inside
Landlady:ah ah Dan,why is the house empty,when did you people park without my notice?...Sir Winners just sat down on the already exposed floor and joined the Elder in crying.as for me a word finally
escaped from my mouth in respond
to the landlady
Me:m..m..m..y father issss a ghost
(bursted out crying)
Landlady:gho
whattt! Ah(she fainted)...the youths started running around in search
of water.neighbours started coming out.finally she was revived back to life.
The compound that day was stroked in
a big confusion,people
that dont believe were more than those who believe
***
finally we cried ourselves back to
Edo state,we arrived at night,around
9pm only to meet mama in a pity state,she was dying due to the shock,
her condition was worst
she could no longer speak out audiable words
Mama Clinton: (looking paled but who would ask her why when we all
are paled too)you people are back(no response)how did it go?
1st Youth:it is true
(he narrated everything to mama clinton who never missed shouting "heey eey"at every junction of suspense)so that's what happened.
Mama Clinton:hmmm i had learnt how to live and accept that my son clinton is dead
(mama coughs and
all attention was drawn to her lying position)
Me:mama
Sir Winners:how is her health now
Mama Clinton:it has grown worst.she been here waiting
for Daniel
Me:am here now mama,we are back
Mama:my so you are back(her voice was faint and her sight blurry)
Me:yes mama(she raise her hand to
my face)
Mama Clinton: (faintly speaks)i want to
tell you who your true father is,get me a pen and paper...i got a pen and paper
Me:here mama
Mama:write your fathers name down
his name is Vincent Kybee(i wrote it down)when i left
him he was a dry cleaner.when you
see him you would know because he
has a small birth mark in the middle
of his right finger just like yours.he
is a nice and hardworking mannn(pause)
Me: ok mama(tears drop)where in
lagos would i find him? (no response)mama
(shakes her,feel
her body it was cold,then her mouth opened,fear grip
me,i turned to sir winners who was already shaking his head)sir is my mother dead?
Sir Winner: (to the youths)please draw him up(i didnt wait for them to touch me,i just stood up
on my own,i knew mama was dead
but could no longer cry,the tears in my eyes were dried up already)
Elder:another calamity has happened...mama clinton started
crying and shouting,
i dont know what happened next but i knew i passed out
.
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Update by Daniel Kybee