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Lol...I fell for the prank

kinglekan:
Fine fine dear!!

Whr is uncle Taofeek d bricklayer?

Good

He's laying bricks in Otuoke

toniro:
Whatssup big Family, hw we dey?

I dey hail.

cheers

We dey fine....u?

JeffreyJamez:
Yup.... I take ice cream tho.... only if it's chocolate

Hmmm!.....u do indulge sometimes right?

KingTom:
Drunk clueless fisherwoman

Dumb herbalist.

toniro:
3D bawo!!!!

yh 3D!....don't u know him?

KingTom:
Your father

mumu! Na ur father...u no see as una resemble.

kinglekan:
Heheheheh!!

Ao're u doing too?

kinglekan:
How you doing Maam!!

I'm doing good oo my brother in crime....

JeffreyJamez:
I'm lactose intolerant

OMG! dat means u don't take diary products at all...

KingTom:
Obasanjo my boss was a pioneer also

Who's obasanjo?

Adaeze003:
I'm only concerned with the fact that you used white people as "fine" and blacks as "ugly"...

If you aint white then I guess the white folks really did a number on us... smh...

The first lady is not white....she's a ghanaian lady.

KingTom:
Would I use it if I didn't?

Prode has different meanings.

It can also mean poke....as in, to poke an underage.

JeffreyJamez:
Awww thanks princess..... wait..... Hope there's no milk in it?

U're welcome bro

No...why?

kinglekan:
Hehehehehe!!

Lovely morning to you!

Good evening sir.

KingTom:
Mumu, you dey abuse OUR state!

Mungun! I'm a native of otuoke.

KingTom:
Yes, I did!

Hmmm! Do u know the meaning at all?

daveP:
Hmm, lani.cky weldone, i doubt that exception was deliberate.


@Kin.gtom- when una wan denounce that crew, before them torpedo your rank and file and go beserk?

@ ch.arijee- how are you. Definitely doing fine?

@ada.obi12 can i see you behind the compound for a few minutes of exerting discussion

@ Logo.dwhiz- who and who and who held you down as per place and time?

Try.pa- (worried look)

How do u mean?....u've bn ignoring my mentions na.

JeffreyJamez:
Apart from the fact that rain beat the shii outta of me cos I was looking for fuel, there's no gist

Aww! Sorry about dat.

Here.....drink this hot tea! It'll make u feel better.

KingTom:
Yes, founding father!

Hehehe! Dat's why u're always locked up in the cell.

Pioneer indeed

JeffreyJamez:
Just there.

Hmmm! So no gist at all

harlos:
cos u re going to be as old as my grandma just in days

baado niyen

Wait till I break ur alangba head

KelvinGraphics:
Nah.
Ur BF name na

God forbid! Wickedt!

JeffreyJamez:
Morning Princess, how are you?

I'm good bro....u?

KingTom:
I am a pioneer

Oh I see! Pioneer indeed! *shakes head*

JeffreyJamez:
Morning fam

Good morning bro

KingTom:
She needs to be drained, quickly hand me my prode

Drain!?!
Prode!....prode! Did u say prode!?!

kinglekan:
*Trying to remember what she said b4 fainting* velvet em em em em em

*scratching head*

Yeah velvet sperm bank!!!


*gets 10ltrs of sperm*

Lanicky wake up and take what u asked me to get.

*sprinkles holy water on him* every sper* spirit inside him come out by fire (speaking in tongues) lekrakarekebola.

Goodmorning.

KingTom:
Otueke fisherman

Buhari
ogun state....oops! I mean katsina herds man.

kinglekan:
*rushing her to the ICU*

KingTOM whr are u oooooo

Pls turn left to velvet restaurant or any ice cream factory...I will wake up immediately I get there. *faints again*

kinglekan:
*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc KingTom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

Faints.