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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Governor Otti To Appreciate His Good Work For Abia People by Lanretoye(m): 9:21am On Mar 05
Some one was telling me yesterday that they now have 24hrs power supply in abia state,I was like …only fools will think that otti built a power plant in less than one year
verdade:


Same way your parent's are the worst in the world for giving birth to a mumu like you
any small opportunity u begin to mention peoples parent,see if you don’t learn how to give regards and respect to parents,not only will your parent never reap any fruit of their labor over you but you will never live to experience the joy of being a parent too.you can’t turn parents to chewing sticks despite all their efforts and suffering over you then expect that your life will ever make a meaning.bastard
Foreign Affairs / Re: You Are Not A Good Person If You Don't Stand For Any Of This (pic) by Lanretoye(m): 9:03am On Mar 04
You too must be freed from mental disorder if you think those are priorities of an average Nigerian.when last do u see an Israeli,Ukrainian,Russian or any other state you mention fight for liberation of Nigeria from poverty?.so I’m not a good person if I don’t care about any of those?,im very sorry to say u no get brain atall

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Crime / Re: I Drank Sniper On The 25th Of February by Lanretoye(m): 8:53am On Mar 04
No be sniper you drink,na salt water.if you drink sniper and you never die,it means life really mean you.if you jump inside lagoon self dem go rescue you.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Not Well Prepared For Challenges Confronting Nigeria, Says Osuntokun by Lanretoye(m): 1:02am On Mar 03
theophorus:
Children expect quick fixes and wants to be made Happy all the time.
Once they get cookies and ice cream they are happy but Mature and Wise Folks knows that real and healthy food are not sugary things and what will last require time.
coming from lp wey don already dey scatter without power,their yansh and agender don cast
Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking About Buhari And Emefile by Lanretoye(m): 9:04am On Mar 02
Blacklion3:


You can't afford my services angry
But how much you get?
oh,this one promo?.
Music/Radio / Re: Asake - Only Me (official Video) by Lanretoye(m): 7:36am On Mar 02
PissInside:
If you enjoy nigerian music,you must probably have a low IQ.
it is Ghanaian or American musics that makes you have high IQ?.even Americans enjoy Nigerian music,I don’t know understand your definition of IQ,so anyone that likes what you hate has a low IQ,weldone
Works that get recognitions,nominations and awards locally and internationally.something must be wrong with your brain

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Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking About Buhari And Emefile by Lanretoye(m): 7:30pm On Mar 01
Blacklion3:


I don't need your money sir.
I bet my reply will heal your poor erectile dysfunction. I felt pity for you when I read about how the police treated you when you bought a car without complete papers.

How could a sensible person buy a car without papers? What kind of IQ do you have uncle Lanre?

It shows you lack foresight. Perhaps you don't even know what foresight means. Broda ode. Amukun meko grin


this one go Dey browse my profile,I will pay you for a job well done since you don’t have a better one.you need to work harder so you can get promoted.mumu man
Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking About Buhari And Emefile by Lanretoye(m): 8:09am On Mar 01
Blacklion3:


A fool at 40. A blind fool for that matter grin
Toye weyre dey send 320k to wrong aza dey shout.
My family said hi angry
you don ever see 320k before ?,from the comments in the thread you created,you don’t have to be told how foolish you are.don’t forget to raise the issue in your next family meeting,you can get a lawyer to prosecute buhari and emefiele too.
Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking About Buhari And Emefile by Lanretoye(m): 7:13am On Feb 29
Take the discussions to your family house.

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Politics / Re: Shut Up During Argument With Your Husbands - Women Affairs Minister Begs Women by Lanretoye(m): 2:27am On Feb 29
Amotolongbo:
Men’s ego is the number 1.
Not all women get mouth, but na all men get ego
I pray u will not get to the woman's age before your head go correct

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Politics / Re: Pissed Off Yoruba Obidient Lady Slams Igbo Obidients by Lanretoye(m): 6:39am On Feb 22
Igbos are immune to the economic situation joor

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Politics / Re: Akpabio: Protests Against Rising Cost Of Living Are Sponsored by Lanretoye(m): 10:34am On Feb 21
mrvitalis:
Because you did something ( APC sponsoring protest) doesn't mean others have that time


There is hunger in the land, if not that obedients decided not to protest Nigeria would have been completely shutdown right now
yes,obidients has the monopoly of protest.your brothers wey die during the endsars protest,una never see their dead bodies collect…chest beating clowns as usual,una go just die like chicken.
Politics / Re: FG Set To Release 60,000 Metric Tonnes Of Food Grains To Stabilise Prices by Lanretoye(m): 7:22am On Feb 21
Smuggling to Niger loading
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Defaults On Debt Payments Again As Post-Coup Woes Pile by Lanretoye(m): 7:19am On Feb 21
adioolayi:
Let them enjoy their sovereignty in peace..


A land locked country, calling the bluff of power houses around them by a power drunk military junta..

The country is being sent years back and people were clapping and hailing the junta..

We go dey here to see how all these ends.
and some fools are contemplating a military take over in Nigeria too

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Politics / Re: Fifty Trucks Transporting Food Items Destined For The Niger Republic Stopped by Lanretoye(m): 11:11am On Feb 20
chiagozien:
You can't tell people where to sell their products
this one too will still come and say country hard,upon scarcity of food items in the country,some people are smuggling across a closed boarder and this double minded one is saying rubbish.

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Politics / Re: Twitter: Obedient Claim Tinubu Is The One Sponsoring Protest Against His Gov’t by Lanretoye(m): 11:06am On Feb 20
Didijiji:
I sure say your papa follow for Occupy Nigeria when innocent naira and dollar were okay

Where is he now
see bastard wey Dey mention person papa.when last one dollar bill don enter the whole of your household wey make you think say na dollar exchange rate be the cause of your misfortune.ewu go find something to do instead of lamenting like a frustrated fool.
Politics / Re: Twitter: Obedient Claim Tinubu Is The One Sponsoring Protest Against His Gov’t by Lanretoye(m): 7:44am On Feb 20
Didijiji:
Lanre.. from your name we know una

It was 216 when Tinubu, Soyinka, Adeboye, Bakare and Osinbajo protested against GEJ in 2012

Maybe that time Tomato seller in Niger state no lament

mumu
shut up ewu,wetin concern u and dollar na wetin I Dey ask you.Shay na school fees wey u Dey pay abroad or wetin you Dey import.mofos will be the one that knows exchange rate more than banks and bdc’s.

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Politics / Re: Twitter: Obedient Claim Tinubu Is The One Sponsoring Protest Against His Gov’t by Lanretoye(m): 7:06am On Feb 20
Didijiji:
you are using your brain and dollar is 1.7
Na sewage water full una brain
how much dollars have you made this year?,tomatoes seller in Niger state lamenting about rate of dollar,how e take follow?

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Politics / Re: You Will Carry Naira In A Wheelbarrow To Go And Buy A Loaf Of Bread~mazi 2015 by Lanretoye(m): 7:31am On Feb 18
goodnessme1:
We know those protesting over hunger and crying Ebi pa wa oooo everywhere. grin grin
no pity your mama for village,when last you send am 1k,abi u see money enter moto go village last December.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Special Forces Raid Nasser Hospital In Gaza by Lanretoye(m): 10:31am On Feb 16
Let them raid Isreal too,nobody will sympathize with terrorists

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Politics / Re: You Will Carry Naira In A Wheelbarrow To Go And Buy A Loaf Of Bread~mazi 2015 by Lanretoye(m): 10:30am On Feb 16
goodnessme1:
Yoruba Muslims will start hating him now instead of those that made them hungry.
those that made them hungry as if food are sold cheaper for you…Dey play

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Sports / Re: Iwobi Is Not Your Problem Stop Dragging Him. Tunde Ednut Owes Him An Apology by Lanretoye(m): 5:17pm On Feb 14
Cos he is being bullied some dumb people are supporting him,what about people that lost their lives or got injured while watching or after watching and supporting them,people lost money too.who will apologize to those ones.
Politics / Re: Hollow Block now 500 and Pure water beg Now 400 Per One. Pure wa by Lanretoye(m): 10:48am On Feb 14
"500 naira per one"...
Romance / Re: Man Catches His Girlfriend Cheating On Him During A Video Call by Lanretoye(m): 9:21am On Feb 14
That was her younger brother nah,he even came back to say hi.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles And Super Falcons Players Back Alex Iwobi After He Was Cyberbullied by Lanretoye(m): 6:15am On Feb 13
The fans wey come die as a resilt of their hypertensive game nko?,iwobi na scrap and that is final.cyberbully koor,when he was pitchbullying nigerians with rubbish football he no know.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nwabali Man Of The Match In Nigeria’s Victory Against South Africa by Lanretoye(m): 9:23am On Feb 08
Another star boy
Politics / Re: Look At What Lagos State Government Agency Sent Me Few Minutes Ago. by Lanretoye(m): 5:55pm On Feb 06
PUSSYHOE:
I am thinking of my life and future and I received this. Isn't there anything they do for masses apart from milking us dey? 15 naira to check COWRY BALANCE in this brutal hellish economy?
na everything u go wail and lament about for your own life?.which kind of useless people are these self?,them send you message you can simply ignore if you dont care,you just pick phone come here dey lament.mtchew

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Politics / Re: See The Shady Statistics Some Bigots Are Jubilating Over by Lanretoye(m): 5:51pm On Feb 06
Osun exports davido,your anambra exports what?,hard drugs abi.

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Politics / Re: Heartbreaking Moment: Man Reduced To Tears Over Inability To Afford Food (video) by Lanretoye(m): 5:21pm On Feb 06
SoNature:
Forget oh! If not for Yahoo boys, many businesses would have closed shop.

How can food, which is a basic human need, be so expensive in this country?

Na all these people queue up dey shout Jagaban built Lagos during the election. E don set now.
why country no go hard for you when u are not even sensible enough to know that the video was scripted.which brain u wan take make money?,smart people only can feel less impact of the economic situation,mumu people go lament tire.

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Travel / Re: See How Close Roadside Traders Are To The Railway Tracks In Oshodi (video) by Lanretoye(m): 4:59pm On Feb 06
Train is their friend,na them gangan be the NRC.
Health / Re: Polako, Bayelsa Youth President Raphael Commits Suicide by Lanretoye(m): 4:53pm On Feb 06
jeff1993:
If he is among those that collected money to sell his vote, may anything he worships continue to punish him now and afterlife.

But if he is innocent, may he find comfort and peace wherever he is
so anybody that voted for tinubu sold his vote...and when your mama and papa born you,they were happy.

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