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Politics › Re: Mammoth Crowd As Kwankwaso Attends Jummat Prayer In Port Harcourt (video) by lapintoz: 12:26pm On Sep 05
Peter Obi is coming.....make he sha not 'eja culate' in public....... 😊😊😊
Politics › Re: ‘He May Promise To Reopen Strait Of Hormuz’ — Atiku Taunted Over Promises by lapintoz: 4:08pm On Sep 04
Atiku will give every Nigerian $1 billion USD if they vote for him.

Lamba 😊
Politics › Re: We Were Offered $3M Bribe To Drop Tinubu’s Probe – Dr. Von Batten by lapintoz: 7:31pm On Sep 02
Even if you were offered, how will you collect.....lies lies lies.....

Atiku didn't just hire a lobbyist. He hired someone with both financial and personal reasons to get involved.

A Nigerian abroad US based lawyer cashing out on Nigerian Presidential candidate.

Karl Von Batten, founder of Von Batten-Montague-York, have Nigerian roots.
A U.S. FARA filing lists his full name as Karl-Marx Edward Okeke-Von Batten III. "Okeke" is a distinctly Igbo surname.

Who is @batten_von?

His name is Dr. Karl Von Batten.

Origin: Nigeria.

True Names: Dr. Karl-Marx Edward Ikemefuna William George.

He adopted the name Dr. Karl Von Batten after marrying an American woman, Elizabeth Von Batten.

He is the founder of the firm Von Batten-Montague-York L.C. in the U.S. (which provides legal and political consultancy).

So while the $1.2 million payday was certainly worth his time, let's not pretend it is purely business.
If he has Nigerian roots, then he also has a personal stake in the country's affairs. Born out of hate🤦😆
Politics › Re: Hardship: Make Your University Free First - D Olusegun Tells Atiku by lapintoz: 2:11pm On Sep 02
We all know Atiku na scammer.....he want to hijack our country for himself and his 5 wives plus 30 children......

Atiku didn't just hire a lobbyist. He hired someone with both financial and personal reasons to get involved.

A Nigerian abroad US based lawyer cashing out on Nigerian Presidential candidate.

Karl Von Batten, founder of Von Batten-Montague-York, have Nigerian roots.
A U.S. FARA filing lists his full name as Karl-Marx Edward Okeke-Von Batten III. "Okeke" is a distinctly Igbo surname.

Who is @batten_von?

His name is Dr. Karl Von Batten.

Origin: Nigeria.

True Names: Dr. Karl-Marx Edward Ikemefuna William George.

He adopted the name Dr. Karl Von Batten after marrying an American woman, Elizabeth Von Batten.

He is the founder of the firm Von Batten-Montague-York L.C. in the U.S. (which provides legal and political consultancy).

So while the $1.2 million payday was certainly worth his time, let's not pretend it is purely business.
If he has Nigerian roots, then he also has a personal stake in the country's affairs. Born out of hate🤦😆
Politics › Re: Tinubu May Face Criminal Charges After He Leaves Office - Von Batten by lapintoz: 10:09am On Sep 01
When a supposedly international lawyer turns into a political propaganda machine, you should know he is working hard to earn his pay.

Atiku needs to send more $$$ to this guy. 😁😁😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by lapintoz: 7:23pm On Aug 31
This lawyer is surely making sure he earn the $1.2 million he collected from Atiku. Infact he should increase his fees to $10 million.
Politics › Re: ‘last Kick Of A Dying Horse' Tinubu's Aide Take On Atiku Over Age Claim by lapintoz: 4:28pm On Aug 30
A billion times, will prefer Tinubu to another fulani bandit. Worse case scenario, Obi should take over even if he is incompetent like we all know 😁😁😁
Romance › Re: For Women, Relationship Begins After Sex! by lapintoz: 9:24pm On Aug 28
Very true 👍......
No sex, no connection
Politics › Re: I Have Evidence That Tinubu Is 90 Years Old And Sick- Atiku by lapintoz: 6:00pm On Aug 28
Desperate..... Desperation....Desperado....

And by God's grace, you will not get it
Politics › Re: 2027: Dino Melaye Tells Tinubu, Family To Prepare For Aso Rock Exit by lapintoz: 9:51am On Aug 26
Dino, the goat seller comedian chopping Atiku's money left, right, and centre.

Continue......😁
Politics › Re: I Will Restore Subsidy To Cut Your Costs, Atiku Tells Nigerians by lapintoz: 9:34pm On Aug 25
Another lamba in the making......the good thing is even if Atiku promised us N1 billion each.....he will still lose. 🙂
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Disagrees With Atiku, Backs Fuel Subsidy Removal by lapintoz: 1:42pm On Aug 25
1st time in billion years, Obi will express a reasonable opinion even if its not his idea.....
Politics › Re: Yari: APC Will Rule Nigeria Beyond 2031 by lapintoz: 1:40pm On Aug 25
AMINDA is not happy with this statement at all at all......😁
Politics › Re: “Tinubu, You Are Going Nowhere” – Islamic Cleric Declares by lapintoz: 10:58pm On Aug 24
And in the night, the same fulani bandit, sorry cleric is praying for the bandits that are giving the him blood money.....


Lithiumite:
Where were you when buhari was in power and same your people were being killed and being maimed.....I guess it was OK then because your brother was un charge but isnt OK now someone else is in charge.
Celebrities › Re: Ogogo’s Final Message To Daughter, Kira Taiwo by lapintoz: 11:54am On Aug 24
RiP one of our finest actors.
Travel › Re: FG Begins Demolition Of Carter Bridge, To Build A New One by lapintoz: 11:53am On Aug 24
And one Dubai residence is busy chasing the FBI for their classified records on the Jagaban of Borgu!

No be juju be that.....😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Atiku U-Turn On Subsidy Removal Without Accountability Is Dishonest - Hashim by lapintoz: 6:55pm On Aug 23
We all know Atiku will say and do anything to win election. He will promise to make dollars to rain from the sky on every 230 million Nigerians. Atiku will make Nigeria the manufacturing HQ of the world in 2 months. He will send fulani bandits to the moon......and many other blah blah blah.

But God will put Atiku to shame
Politics › Re: APC 2027: Tinubu Names Yari Campaign DG, Uzodimma Secretary by lapintoz: 1:35pm On Aug 22
On the march again, Jagaban of Borgu!

Ijaya awon enemies.....the opposition slayer....they are already so afraid that pthey are asking for PBAT's disqualification on his NYSC Certificate name arrangement.

I beg who will decide the case......
Politics › Re: You Are Real Definition Of Economic Ignorance, Atiku Replies Tinubu by lapintoz: 8:22pm On Aug 21
Privatisation to his cronies and front men....including NPA assets and Intel generating Atiku billions of USD.

Fantastic 👏👏👏👏

anonimi:
If corruption is worse then why give government more money to steal?

Atiku’s deregulation and privatisation initiatives diversified the economy until it became the biggest in Africa. What do we have now, after 11 years of APC change and 3 years of Tinubu reforms?
Politics › Re: You Are Real Definition Of Economic Ignorance, Atiku Replies Tinubu by lapintoz: 8:20pm On Aug 21
“I warned you not to trust that your deputy,” Babangida allegedly told Obasanjo. Moments later, in front of the others, he looked at Atiku and declared: “This one cannot rule Nigeria.”

Excerpt: Donald Duke
Politics › Re: FBI To US Court: Disclosing Tinubu’s Records Could Endanger Lives, Reveal Techni by lapintoz: 3:44pm On Aug 21
We will ask FBI to release the files in 2038 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Esther Okereke: I Will Give 25,000MW Power In 100 Days - NRM Candidate by lapintoz: 1:04pm On Aug 21
And you will also give every Nigerian, N1 billion monthly stipends. MoFo.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Relocate Nigeria’s Capital To Lagos If He Wins – Primate Ayodele by lapintoz: 11:02am On Aug 21
Of course, Tinubu will also uproot Zuma Rock to Burdilion as souvenir 😁😁😁

So says the 'man of the gods'......
Business › Re: The Price Difference Between 2020 And 2025 In Nigeria by lapintoz: 9:48pm On Aug 20
My monthly salary was N1,200,000 in 2022. Today it is N4,800,000

I still have the same living standard 😁
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Going To Resist APC; A Quiet, Bloodless Revolution - Dele Momodu by lapintoz: 3:54pm On Aug 18
And put Atiku your paymaster as president! You must be hallucinating or just giving Atiku enough lamba to collect more $$$$$$
Travel › Re: Flash Floods Hit Abuja After Heavy Rainfall, Cars Submerged (Photos, Video) by lapintoz: 12:44pm On Aug 17
It will only decieve the jobless obidense....and their social media voters

Bayoonanuga:
ai video but the mods will push it to front page
Politics › Re: No Leader Has Impacted Nigeria Like Babangida - Tinubu by lapintoz: 12:42pm On Aug 17
3rd mainland bridge, Federal Capital Territory Abuja, Abuja to Kano roads are landmark projects....

Would have been without blemish if not for Abacha that put a gun to IBB's head in 1993 making him to annul June 12.
Politics › Re: I Am Supporting Tinubu in 2027 Because He Is Yoruba — Governor Adeleke by lapintoz: 8:48am On Aug 17
The obidient wont like this...they can support one of their own....but others are denied that privilege.
Politics › Re: Osun: Election Only Free, Fair When APC Loses – Bashir Ahmad Replies Peter Obi by lapintoz: 3:46pm On Aug 16
Democracy is no longer in danger.....obi ti lu ile.....
Politics › Re: INEC declares Ademola Adeleke winner of 2026 Osun Governorship Election by lapintoz: 9:50am On Aug 16
Congratulations to the winner. At least not one is shouting democracy is dead or dieing.......

Kudos to PBAT for allowing the peoples votes to count.
Politics › Re: Jubilation As Sorting, Counting Ends In Osogbo by lapintoz: 8:25pm On Aug 15
How many poor people full your village that you are making mouth here. If we look deep, na either India or Malaysia you dey make money from. Very soon we go read breaking news.....3 arrested during drug raids in.......


Helinuse:
Wait, human beings are the ones actually "jubilating that APC won."
That shows you why you should NEVER pity them when Fulani strolls into the Ogun, Ondo, Oyo, Ekiti, Osun, Lagos, Kogi, and Kwara.
That shows you also why you should never give their boys money when they beg and harass people on the streets of Lagos and Abuja.
Politics › Re: Osun 2026: Remain Calm, Vigilant & Resolute - APC's Bola Oyebamiji Urges voters by lapintoz: 8:06pm On Aug 15
Dey play.....

This one na AI election result 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Freshtruth:
Adeleke dey beat Ambo like thief as we speak

#BREAKING Osun election results updates.

Ede South, Jagunjagun W1 U13
Accord - 203
APC - 60

Atakumosa West W5 U15
Accord - 229
APC - 63
ADC - 4

Ejigbo W3, Post Office
Accord - 116
APC - 93
ADC - 26

Iragbiji W3 U9
Accord - 99
APC - 306

Aworo W3 U5
Accord - 161
APC - 62

Ilesha East W9 U2
Accord - 162
APC - 105
ADC - 4

Okuku W1 U5
Accord - 128
APC - 128

Olorunda W9 U7
Accord - 72
APC - 211
ADC - 1

Ilesha East W2 U12
Accord - 74
APC - 29
ADC - 1

Ataoja A W1 U17
Accord - 149
APC - 133
ADC - 4

Olorunda W7 U14
Accord - 48
APC - 84
ADC - 3

Sabo Agbongbe W7 U11
Accord - 154
APC - 54

Sabo Agbongbe W7 U1
Accord - 164
APC - 57

Sekona U6
Accord - 193
APC - 55

Ife East, Ilode 2 W3 U11
Accord - 102
APC - 77

Ifedayo W5 U7
Accord - 141
APC - 107

Ile-Ife, Odo Eran
Accord - 106
APC - 42

Irepodun W8 U9
Accord - 59
APC - 43
ADC - 1

Egbedore W3 U3
Accord - 274
APC - 40

Asi/Asaba W9 U4
Accord - 150
APC - 53
ADC - 1

Modakeke EC30A
Accord - 123
APC - 102
ADC - 6

Ifedayo W5 U5
Accord - 162
APC - 115

Ifedayo W5 U4
Accord - 101
APC - 57

Ifedayo W6 U3
Accord - 107
APC - 78

Ilode W2 U8
Accord - 196
APC - 105
ADC - 17

Obalaoye Alajue 1 U4
Accord - 332
APC - 34
ADC - 2

Ede North W3 U7
Accord - 167
APC - 51
ADC - 2

Ede South, Jagunjagun W1 U5
Accord - 313
APC - 56

Olorunda W8 U1
Accord - 172
APC - 110
ADC - 7

Ayeedade/Odeomu W5 U18
Accord - 56
APC - 89
ADC - 2

Ward 3 U4
Accord - 216
APC - 144
ADC - 1

Ifelodun W7 U21
Accord - 123
APC - 21

Iwo W6 U12
Accord - 82
APC - 55
ADC - 1

Ward 12 U11
Accord - 216
APC - 113

Ede North, Olusokun W4 U3
Accord - 264
APC - 62

Osogbo W4 U29
Accord - 281
APC - 82
ADC - 8

Osogbo W4 U20
Accord - 167
APC - 82
ADC - 10

Ipetu, Ife North U2
Accord - 214
APC - 74

Osogbo W4 U19
Accord - 212
APC - 105
ADC - 3

Ilare II U2
Accord - 89
APC - 68

Ilare II U9
Accord - 159
APC - 115

Ilare II U13
Accord - 70
APC - 49
ADC - 10

Ede North, Buhari Ishola W8 U8
Accord - 173
APC - 66

Ayetoro W2 U4
Accord - 157
APC - 105
ADC - 5

Iwo Post Office U4
Accord - 168
APC - 89

Iwo Post Office U5
Accord - 120
APC - 56

Iwo Post Office U6
Accord - 158
APC - 62

Iwo Post Office U13
Accord - 162
APC - 31

Osogbo W11 U19
Accord - 231
APC - 141

Not yet officially confirmed by INEC. Await the official declaration.

Follow MGC BLOG for verified updates on the Osun Election.

No ward or units should be declared inconclusive.

#OsunDecide #nigeria #democracy #fypシ゚ #fypageシ

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