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Health / Re: American Man Asks Why Nigerians Are Not Dying From Corona Virus, See The Replies by Larryfest(m): 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
donbachi:
When nigerians parents were running after GOD, praying,going to church sundays and midweek services and teaching their kids how to speak in tongues...they were busy running after science & technology..GOD don shield us and dia science&tech don fail dem.
But are we not waiting for there science&technology to provide vaccine and cure to this pandemic so that we can all get back to our lives now

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Crime / Re: Policemen Attacked & Robbed At Checkpoints In Enugu, AK-47 Rifles Snatched by Larryfest(m): 9:35am On Apr 11, 2020
Abeg I no fit laugh......

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Romance / Re: Your Wife Says She's Not In The Mood For Sex On Your Wedding Night, WWYD? by Larryfest(m): 2:44pm On Apr 10, 2020
Stacyomolola:

ok.
what would then happen in a case where u both know she isnt a virgin and u guys havent had anything intimate during courtship, u just wanna wait till marriage before diving in and that night she tells u she isnt in the mood?
We are gonna have a big problem that night...
Romance / Re: Your Wife Says She's Not In The Mood For Sex On Your Wedding Night, WWYD? by Larryfest(m): 11:38am On Apr 10, 2020
If we have been enjoying it before the wedding night it won't matter much to me but if she is the type that claimed virgin throughout the courtship, then there's gonna be a big problem.

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Religion / Re: It Will End In TEARS AND MOURNING-A Prophecy About Nigeria In The Month Of June by Larryfest(m): 10:08am On Apr 10, 2020
I don't know about this op's dream but what is very sure is that the president won't be in office till 2023...

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Health / Re: Russia Built ₦42Billion Hospital For COVID-19 Patients In One Month(Photos) by Larryfest(m): 10:01am On Apr 09, 2020
Nigeria government has spent more than this amount on what no citizen has been able to testify to.... This country will get better probably in the next 1000years to come.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Timi Frank Accuses Presidential Taskforce Of N500k Daily Allowance by Larryfest(m): 12:46pm On Apr 08, 2020
This is Nigeria..... While the masses are confined to 100 naira bread..

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On 5G: Lagos And Abuja Shut By FG For Installation Of 5G by Larryfest(m): 3:39pm On Apr 07, 2020
Bullshit.....shiit to the bull!!!

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Crime / Re: Lockdown: Policeman Kills Fuel Attendant In Abia (Disturbing Photo) by Larryfest(m): 10:21am On Apr 07, 2020
How can a responsible officer chase an offender who isn't armed and start shooting What is wrong with this country na

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Goodies From The Rwanda Govt. To It's People As A Result Of The Pandemic. by Larryfest(m): 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2020
Bubu is going to surprise Nigerians very soon too...
Health / Re: Why All Of Sudden, Our Politicians Are No Longer Having Medical Challenge? by Larryfest(m): 12:08am On Apr 03, 2020
I think I'm more concerned none of them is talking about 2023 right now, Oshiomole/ Obaseki palaver seems to be on hold too, no one even gives a Bleep whatever happens to Sanusi right now also PDP/APC war of words seems to be silent, everything political is presently dead as they have all gone into hiding trying to run away from Corobaby.... Useless politicians/thieves in offices.

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Politics / Re: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by Larryfest(m): 11:41am On Apr 02, 2020
Optimistdude:
The man explained a Hollywood thriller up there
You dey mind them....

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Health / Re: Throwback Photo Of 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic That Killed Over 50Million Globally by Larryfest(m): 9:16am On Apr 02, 2020
We hope and pray it doesn't get as bad as 1918 cos this country of ours isn't prepared for this kind of pandemic.
Food / Re: I Bought A Paint Bucket Of Garri N1000 In My Area. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Larryfest(m): 10:05pm On Mar 28, 2020
It's possible this virus won't kill much but hunger will...

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Religion / Re: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by Larryfest(m): 12:42pm On Mar 27, 2020
Let's stop blaming this pastors abeg, it's the brainless people that make it possible for them to still be in business we should blame.

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Health / Re: 1,300 Persons In Contact With COVID-19 Cases Yet To Be Traced – Lai Mohammed by Larryfest(m): 3:34pm On Mar 23, 2020
Useless government, they waited till the virus creeped in while saying rubbish on TV now it's clear they can't handle even 10 incidence not to talk of an outbreak.

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Sports / Re: Ifeanyi George Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by Larryfest(m): 2:35pm On Mar 22, 2020
The car rammed into the parked trailer Over speeding I guess.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Coronavirus: Buhari Will Address The Country When The Time Is Right - Lai Mohamm by Larryfest(m): 10:15am On Mar 20, 2020
Mad people.. What does he have in his head to say in the first place
Health / Re: [BREAKING] Coronavirus: Lagos Announces Closure Of Schools by Larryfest(m): 11:59pm On Mar 18, 2020
It's getting more serious by the day..
Politics / Re: How Can You Close Your Border For Rice But Open It For Coronavirus - Reno Omokri by Larryfest(m): 9:22am On Mar 18, 2020
It's seriously funny and one begins to wonder the sense in all this. More advanced and richer countries have banned incoming flights from infected places yet this government refused to. Thank God the virus doesn't discriminate between the rich and the poor or the government and the masses.
Health / Re: Photo: Bumps On My Penis, Help Please by Larryfest(m): 9:44pm On Mar 16, 2020
Lol, this guy wan blind person eyes for dis kind late hour....which kind thing be dis naa
Health / Re: London Based Coy. Looking For Volunteers To Be Infected With COVID-19 For $4,500 by Larryfest(m): 10:22am On Mar 15, 2020
Lol, they probably won't allow any Nigerian pertake in this... This happens to be the best time in a long time being a Nigerian living in Nigeria too
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: We Will Find Sponsors Of Boko Haram Soon by Larryfest(m): 6:41pm On Mar 08, 2020
Madam drunkard.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Will You Say If The Interviewer Says "You Have 10 Minutes To Impress Me? by Larryfest(m): 11:52am On Mar 06, 2020
Some interviewers are just too crazy... A lady interviewer once pulled an applicant's tie off and asked him to knot it back. Crazy!!! If you be guy wey no sabi knot tie e don finish be dat for that interview.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Would Have Been A Better Place If My Husband Did Not Die: Turai Musa Yar by Larryfest(m): 12:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
Nigeria would have been much better under him but then the cluless drunkard and the current cluess, nepotic and despotic head of state would have made it worse in no time, suffice to say Nigeria is not getting better anytime soon..

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Travel / Re: 12 Most Dangerous Bridges In The World That Will Terrify You by Larryfest(m): 9:03am On Mar 01, 2020
These guys are just to creative and good. I guess all these constructions are just to ease their citizens of having to be stucked in unnecessary traffic..
Sports / Re: Joseph Yobo Pictured With Finidi George - Check His Current Look by Larryfest(m): 6:42pm On Feb 29, 2020
Hair no gree dey grow for Finidi head

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Romance / Re: Lady Tattooed "I Hate Men" On Her Body After Some Guys Break Her Heart. PHOTOS by Larryfest(m): 1:16pm On Feb 28, 2020
Good for her...
Religion / Re: How Can I Handle Loud Prayers From Neighbour/ Tenant? by Larryfest(m): 10:15pm On Feb 27, 2020
SUPERPACK:
Buy beta loudspeaker connect it to your home theater or phone, position it so that he can hear it too, then put it on full blast once he starts praying. Do it for one week and see a change.
Op take this advise with utmost expediency and alacrity, nobody has the monopoly of being a nuisance to others. Na him know how come the god he prays to is so deaf that he won't hear his prayers except he shouts on top of his voices at that odd hour.

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Politics / Re: Dikeocha Chukwuebuka: EFCC Arrests Blogger Behind Fake ‘EFCC Cell’ Tweet by Larryfest(m): 4:57pm On Feb 27, 2020
Lol...e don red for dis one be dat as dem go use am shine no be small.

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