₦airaland Forum

letskeeptalking:
Canada

canada ? Ahaaaaa. What is it with abroad and breaking up of marriage. If you guys were to be in Nigeria l, things would have probably turned out different

The 73 virgins are being prepared for our cult members. Gumi should sharpen his rod.

tobenuel:
This Trump sef your own becoming too much.

Trump is the president of the most powerful country on the planet. That joke is a joke taken too far.
I want Trump to sue him so that he can learn his lessons

Sonnobax15:

When we tell people that the brain of an average banny is very low and is only 5 seconds different from that of a Billy goat,they begin to call us misogynists

There's no way a banny can play 10 guys without being caught by the dudes.

i dont believe their brain are low. When a woman is in love they become blind to reality that way the evil man will ride on and she wont give a thought to it

TechToyin:
Many people are happy that food prices are coming down. On the surface, it looks like good news. But there is a serious danger most people are not talking about.

Cheaper food is good for consumers, but not always good for farmers
While buyers enjoy relief, many farmers are selling at a loss.

Cost of farming is still very high
Fertilizer, diesel, transport, labour, and insecurity are still expensive. Prices fell, costs did not.

Farmers are losing capital
Most Nigerian farmers use money from the last harvest to fund the next season. Losses now mean no money later.

Many farmers may not plant next season
When farmers cannot afford seeds, fertilizer, or labour, they reduce production or quit entirely.

This leads to future food shortages
Less planting today means less food tomorrow, which will push prices up again.

Nigeria has no strong price support system
There are no effective minimum price guarantees or working buffer stock programs to protect farmers.

Poor storage forces distress sales
Because farmers can’t store food, they rush to sell during harvest when prices are lowest.

Middlemen and traders also suffer losses
Oversupply and weak demand affect the entire value chain, not just farmers.

Price instability scares investors away
Serious investors avoid agriculture when prices swing wildly from profit to loss.

Low prices today can mean hunger tomorrow
If farmers collapse, Nigeria will depend more on imports and face worse food inflation later.

Bottom line:
The problem is not high prices or low prices. The real problem is unstable prices.
If Nigeria does not protect farmers now, today’s cheap food will become tomorrow’s food crisis.

after writing all these and trying to protect the farmers interest. Can you explain why a bag of beans was sold for 240k 2 years ago and now its 45k? The farmers are wicked people and i pray the price falls further. In most countries food are always cheap. I dont know why our own will be different

specbuzy:
Good day all.

I subscribed to the 364 day Treasury Bill last year and my money was released today but a 10% WHT was applied to it. Should this be so considering that the money was invested last year.

P.S: This was my first time using first bank. I normally use Zenith and they don't remove WHT

do you mean 10% on the amount invested ?

Tallesty1:
God willing, we will close down the 2.3% gap in SE

not when your champion is a certificate forger

helinues:
Bad boy of the class. I took playing than studies during tertiary.

Today, we are better off than those who took the studies serious then

Better off in what exactly? Like you are richer than them

helinues:
Only if that would translate to success in life

Over calcu always affect the bright students

Congratulations to him though

what did you graduate with and how did it translate to success in your present life?

madridguy:
Kogi is a Muslim state and there is no room for terrorism in Islam.

kogi is a Muslim state?? E be like you live under the rock.

madridguy:


You are in a siafia pain.... You just read where Israel said "

Israel privately urged U.S. President Donald Trump to refrain from launching military strikes against Iran, warning that it was not fully prepared to absorb Iranian retaliation without substantial American military support "

Iran will launch all its arsenal against israel which is a tiny state so it makes sense to holdoff the strikes while they put all the logistics on ground. Iran terrorist islamic regime is in its last days. Watch and see what happens in the next coming days

The north has always brought the worst of their stock to rule this country. Abacha,Buhari etc. I will exclude yaradua

madridguy:
Kogi state government should not sign any peace agreement with them.

Why are you against Allahs fighters my friend. Dont you want islamization of kogi state?

NOETHNICITY:
Why are Christian countries absent?
Does Christian Jesus like Porn?

No momo likes small small underage girls

LegendHero:
But Trump is wickedt shar.

What will now happen to Nigeria Christians that need his help? Why is he sealing the Christians out?

so the Christians should leave so that islamic terrorist will come and occupy their lands? Please stop dreaming. We go nowhere. We are here forever

7500 for each 100k you transfer

MufasaLion:
Their resources are about to be looted.

The same resources that couldn't provide drinking water for them. America should loot their resources as long as it removed that terrorist regime that kill women for not wearing hijab.

DelilahMakinde:
Before next year watch out

if Nigeria split between north and south.insecurity will die a natural death

Wont it be nice to split the country into north and south?

DelilahMakinde:
Without a Rothschild central bank.
Everyone is being forced into a one world financial system run by Zionist bankers.

If you don't comply they bring war or civil unrest to your doorstep.

Nigeria sh*hole will be split to north and south by Israel for reasons I don't know yet. US and Israel will not give SE Biafra but it will come after the split

DelilahMakinde:
The banksters will have their way.

Venezuela last week.

Cuba after iran

and those countries are all shit hole countries

But he can say all manner of mean things against igbo people and no one will bath an eyelid but just a little trolling he already convulsing.
That boffoon deserve the worst trolling

How dumb some of you islamist reason sometimes amaze me. A regime that spends all their money on an utopian dream of destroying the jewish state and the united states of America hoping that it will bring about the end of days while its own people hardly have enough drinking water should be booted out

MufasaLion:
Germany should put their mouth where their money is. Bunch of hypocrites that couldn't counter Trump for kidnapping the president of a sovereign state (Venezuela). An untamed dog would end up killing his owner and people around him someday.

Kunlebayo12:
I’m on the verge of being rusticated in school

October when I was writing my final exams, something happened just 1 day to end the exam. So me and my friend wrote on our question paper and we exchanged it between ourselves. When I was writing this initiator started searching everyone he got to me and he search me there was nothing on me, he search my booklet yet nothing, he ask me where is my question paper and I showed him just the front because it was the back we wrote on, when he saw it he flipped the back and saw the question paper and ask me who wrote this and what is all this I told him I wrote it with all the back and font he told me to sit down

Minute later he went outside and bought exam malpractice form and gave me and others those who were using chukuli, phones, book and other material to write.

I beg him that I wrote it, all pleading fell to deaf ear, when I saw he was yielding and time was going and no time to beg I just had to fill the paper. I filled it so I can beg him later so I would be able to write something

To get the long story short, 3 days later I was invigated to the student disciplinary board to explain what happened Which I did, I pleaded and beg that it won’t happen again, thry told me I will be punished but not expelled
In my school examination malpractice is straight expulsion no matter who you may know.

2 days later I got I call from my classrep that I was given 2years rustication. I called the Hod and course adviser and they said it true, I check the name of student expelled my name wasn’t there, I confirm from the student discplinary board and truly I was recommended 2 years suspension but the result will be out on February 17th this year, and when it out my student portal will be shutdown immediately

Even since then I have been sad, depressed and lonely and I can’t even tell my parents because they will be disappointed in me, I have been carrying a burden since early November and now it January, I have been thinking none stop, I have been contemplating suicide to be honest, I don’t pray this kind of situation for my worst enemies and those who haven’t been will never truly knows the pain it cause till you’re in the situation

Please i need help and words of encouragement
Even if you blame me, the dead has already been done, I Bleep up and I accepted my mistake

Please guys I’m dying In silence, I can’t even wait till February 17th, it killing me knowing few days to graduation I was rusticated, what will I tell my parent, or people that have help me one way or another in school. I’m devastated to be honest

I might be ending it any moment from now because this pain is unbearable for me, I just want it to end so I can live a normal life again but I can’t keep living like this. Ignore my typo error

Please someone should help me push it to front page

use the tw0 years and lock in. Be like a monk. No girls,no alcohol and forget watching football. Just work your ass off and improve your life.

nurey:
the way them dey call money these days leaves one bewildered. When there is no accountability, how do you expect citizens not to boycott paying tax? You collect our collective natural resources, still collect out sweat, all to live lavishly and for some set of people to misappropriate the funds.

I'm actually working on ways to bycot the paying of tax to the corrupt Nigerian government. I cant be paying tax while some lazy buffoon will be stealing all the money and using same to finance his lazy life.

Radical islam is a cancer that have to be rooted out of this world

Me and my crew will be working hard on ways and means to not pay any tax to the federal government. I cannot be working hard for people like wike and co to be acting like god in human form to Nigerians.
I will not be working hard so that those thieving senators and the useless judiciary will be paid huge amount of money and they will be singing on your mandate we stand.
The country have suddenly turned a one party state simply because all the politicians are looking after themselves and their family.
Me and my crew will also do everything to look after ourselves too. This tax regime will not change Nigeria positively. Removing the subsidy did not have a positivechnage. Floating the dollar did bring a positive change

nairalanda1:
Lol.

You see why our power companies cannot raise money? When church and mosque are resisting being metered ?

People should realize that we don't have power because we don't want to pay to get good enough power. The churches and mosques and grinding centers are even setting a bad example for everyone to follow

I mean if your church and mosque is stealing power , how are they gonna teach that stealing is bad? If you can't condemm small sin...

Nigeria has a massive power theft problem. And a lot of people who think they are entitled to free electric power. That's why our discos and gencos cannot raise the money they need to improve power supply. It even affects the transmission company of Nigeria because it is dependent on funds raised from discos and gencos.

what about the ones that they collect for overestimated billing?

Gumi must be smiling right now

Hand go soon touch this man..let him return to Nigeria

Elrufai will be wondering what the hell is going on