enemyofprogress:
chai! See as she dey rush to reply me. E no easy to be a single lady at 48 and be living alone in a house full of mosquitoes. To sleep dey hard am. Na me dey keep her company and make her relephant on nairaland tonight.

abi o, rush reply is for clown that live with his parents with the imagination of traveling around but only come to nairaland to brag of sponsorship someone abroad

enemyofprogress:
e pain am. She no fit sleep again. Quickly she replied me. Let me quickly get you bucket for you to cry me a river. Make I take dey flush my toilet

abi o, he dey pain people that still live with their parents but come to nairaland and brag about sponsoring people to abroad

enemyofprogress:
eyaaaaaaaaa. So, you've not bin to countries like the US, UK, Canada, France, Australia, China, Japan, Germany and Israel before? Sorry o. Let me check my schedules for the year. I'll collect international passport for you and take you to all those countries with all expenses paid for by me, without asking for anything in return from you

werey no be u dey wail and complain say suffer dey wire u under different administration for Nigeria person wey never chop dey talk of buying air ticket for another person check my previous nairaland post and comments and know whether I don visit Canada, US or co. But first try and see a plane from 10 meter away before talking of traveling

enemyofprogress:
it's true I've never sin plane before, but I've sin and entered aeroplane before. For a start tell me how many countries you've been before apart from Ghana, Cotonoue and Dubai?

Thank God say Ghana, Cotonue and Dubai are not States within Nigeria and this is the reason why I say clown like u that have SIN will always think that people plug money abroad despite the fact that clown like u haven't seen an aircraft from 10 meter away

enemyofprogress:
aunty movies na make believe. Don't be deceived. Come make I carry you travel out to Afghanistan, Pakistan, India or Gaza. You no go like to come back home again

I've been there severally and movies is there to let you know that life over there is not easy. Even Funke Akindele acted it in her Jennifer's diary for clown like you who believe UK or USA are places where u plug money from tree. People like u that have never seen a plane from 10 meter away always argue blindly

Watch this movie "Ile" by Muyiwa Ademola and you will agree by the saying that there is no place like home (Nigeria).

This is better than eating lizard, rat, snake, monkey.

Na for UK I see people that also want to japa to Canada. There is no place like Nigeria for me with my little experience for UK, France, Belgium, Germany and Austria.

This one no get reasonable work like Peter Obi

But same OBJ dey collect pension from Federal Government as ex president

Wike, Reno Omokri, Deji Adeyanju, Akpabio etc used to be zombidients hero. Wetin come cause their fight?

Donate it for Labour Party Situation Room for monitoring election results.

Make I help add my own bill
1- Ibadan man should be stop from becoming Oyo State governor till 2080

2- Tiv man should be stop from becoming Benue State governor till 2080

3- Igala and Ebira should be stop from becoming Kogi state government till 2080

4- Benin man should be stop from becoming Edo State government till 2080

5- Kanuri man should be stop from becoming Borno State governor till 2080

6- Ijebu and Egba man should be stop from becoming Ogun State governor till 2080

7- Ibibio man should be stop from becoming Akwa Ibom state government till 2080

8- Jukun man should be stop from becoming Taraba state government till 2080

9- Berom man should be stop from becoming Plateau state government till 2080

10- Fulani man should be stop from becoming Kano, Kaduna, Jigawa and Katsina state government till 2080

The list plenty o

EmekaA125:

Nonsense talk.

like yes daddy thank you daddy nonsense talk

Make I no mention CHINAZA a notorious zombient in Abuja before his capture

Very simple. Stop listening to Peter Obi whenever he talk on TV stations and stop following on social media. Try this and thank me later.

Gbajue lost woefully with just 2 percent of total votes cast for Labor Party, less than 25 percent require by electoral law of INEC in Kano, Katsina, Jigawa, Zamfara, Kebbi, Sokoto, Borno, Yobe, Bauchi, Gombe, Niger, Kogi, Kwara, Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo, Ogun, Osun. These are States with the highest voters registered and yet Gbajue and his zombidients still believed he was rigged in those States but overlooked the massive rigging by his kinsmen in southeast. Indeed Gbajue is a Gbajue.

Zupay:


Your uncle presented a GCE result from a school that didn't exist in 1970.

yes daddy thank you daddy no vex say I exposed your savior

cenaman:
They should withdraw the recognition of Chicago State University (CSU) also

And recognized those that presented GCE Special Center Result to INEC after lying and boasting on social media that they attended Havard University, studied market to market technology and even went as far as using Peter Odili name to lie that they used to play football together in the university when Odili came out to debunked his lie

christejames:




Sorry I reminded you the job of your father

so that you that come from a family of bandits can go and obtain him ba

CameroonPepper:
Bandits are watching with keen interest.

kuku tell us that your family members (bandits) are watching with keen interest.

christejames:
I hope bandits are not aware?

I guess your family members are part of the bandits.

Thank you Tinubu for being the original developer of the southeast.

New Year message as president of online republic of Biafra on social media

Nobody gave Jesus gift on Christmas because Jesus wasn't born on December 25.

Another opportunity for Obi Pandora to wail in what is happening in Lagos State while ignoring what is happening in Enugu State

Adeboye is beginning to behave like a typical Chelsea fan

Peter Obi legacy. Anambra the land of the self- acclaimed billionaires that never appear on Forbe News

Lagos State and drama yet Igbo continue to japa to Lagos State while Yoruba prefer to japa to UK, Canada and United States. This life no just balance for Naija

I hope you didn't allow the snake to capture your face if not what happened in NAGIN will not repeat itself in your household.

Before the 2023 presidential election just like Peter Obi

AJAero and his NLC plot to sabotage Hope and favour his preferred candidate in Labour Party failed woefully. Now he will be planning to embark on a strike that will be carryout in the whole West Africa countries