₦airaland Forum

daveP: wow,how are you.quite long dear. Sleep is coming sinceee!

i'm sorry, i've been swamped, even when i come online the pages are too much to update myself, so i won't know what to say, but i hope you are fine, how's your sunday going ?

Hello everyone, Cheriepet, charijee, missyhorlah, lanicky, Lorlahhloz and everyone i did not mention

daveP, i'm here now, y ain't u sleeping ?

could you price tag the outfits, and also i'm pear-shaped what would you recommend i wear ?

JeffreyJamez: O se!!!!!!... but many wives?...I'm not sure of one yet lol

i said 'as many wives you want ' so if you choose to ve none that's fine, if you choose 4 that's okay, if you choose 1 that's perfect

charijee: R.S.V.P

EHN...!!! Thank you jare,

J.J you would live long, make plenty money, marry as many wifes you want, born fine fine children, build plenty houses, buy many cars...
And Charijee, you know na

[quote
author=charijee]And to my e-family members and friends .....this is
where the party holds...........

mum PrettySpicey. ..cheriepet. ...Lanicky. ...kayjuu. ...kingphilip.
....frankben. ....Lorlaahlozz. ...Missyhorlah. ...daveP. ...toniro.
...tmx21. ..3Dimension. ..KelvinGraphics. ....jigsawkillah. ..LogoDWhiz.
...jennimma. ..xtarxhyne. ..mzmariah. ...harlos. ...Bholutife18.
..missmossy. ..noble4d. ...seunfavor. ...GreyBlood. ....redgem.
..mzpreshie.....PrinceAdepoju. ..LaurinaDavid. ...Tonetonz ...JoeCutie.
..Dygeasy
let's pop champagne. ..hip! hip!! hip!!!
hurrraaaaaayyyyyy!!![/quote]hip hip hurrah, happy birthday to J.J
you nor share rice join, abeg i dey hungry, give me birthday food

It's been a while ooooo,
abeg, a sister needs your help,
i'm pear-shaped and i need ideas on how to dress up using skirts ( long or short) jackets, trousers and shirts or tops

How much are 2, 15 21? And do you've them in size 38? i'm at warri ?

Nico & Vinz - Am i wrong

Naughty Boy ft Sam Smith - la la la
Trey Songz - NaNa
Magic - Rude

JigsawKillah: yea
but i'll have to reschedule things
when are you leaving town?



SAW

not anytime soon

JigsawKillah: she was the best thing that ever happened to me
but she left me and since then i've gone haywire



SAW

you need to win her back, do everything in your power to bring our wife back oooo, anyway, i'm back in town, was hoping to see you, would that be possible ?

missyhorlah: jigsawkillah He has divorced me

when, why, what happened ? I need to talk some sense into his head, i liked you alot, you are the perfect sister-in-law, i'm your MTN and you are my BEST CONNECTION...

JigsawKillah, come here now....

Hello everyone, who's seen my warri brother ? missyhorlah, where's your hubby?

naijaboiy: I thought we have gone over this issue before

Oga, we've not... So can you kindly reply

You invite a girl to your house, you offer her a drink.
After a while you make your move, you start by touching her legs,
smiling STUPIDLY, you try to kiss her but she refuses,
you try to make her sleep with you and she refuses,
then you ask her the very stupid question
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BABY

Why would you ask such a stupid question


Secondly, you ask a girl out (that's to date you) she tells you she has a boyfriend and she cannot DOUBLE DATE,
then you ask the stupid question, ARE YOU NOT AN ADULT

What's that for



Finally, you've been sleeping with her without a con.dom for 3wks now,
on the fourth week, she tells you she's pregnant,
then you ask the rotten question



WHO'S THE FATHER




***NOTE****

So because she refused to sleep with you, she's a baby, but when she let's you ve your way, you would go tell your friends '' na freeway be that ooooo, i drive 200km|h.... Then, she refused to be your girlfriend because she already has a boyfriend then you advice her to double date later you would open your smelling mouth to say '''She's lose.... Finally, after fucccking her with no condom repeatedly you asking who the father is, how daft are you, or your sperrm nor dey fertile

WHY DO MOST GUYS BEHAVE THIS WAY

Please explain these actions

her boyfriend is an old man, that's why the grandma is in love with him...



LEAVE OLD MEN ALONE FOLLOW YOUR MATE

Common ft Jhene Aiko - Blak Majik
Jessie J Ft Arianna Grande Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
Sia- fire meet gasoline

[quote
author=Bholutife18]Wow. The last page i saw was 342, now 500+ you don't
need to tell me i have missed a lot. Happy new month to yall
et all[/quote]Happy new month to you

Happy New Month To You All...!!!
I'm so cold, i want to cuddle, want some warm hugs, want some TLC(tender loving care)

Happy New Month To You All...!!!
I'm so cold, i want to cuddle, want some warm hugs

daveP: hey xup,uve been away for some time now! U can take the floor,care for some?

yeah i do, thank you....
i don't know how to sing, i can only watch

[quote
author=daveP]Today is karoake day.everyone is that house will pick a
song to sing on that stage and describe effectively using brackets,etc
how u go about the song.(thunderous applause accompanies each name )
Charijee
Logodwhiz
mzMariah
kingphilip
redgem
harlos
noble4d
3Dime
xtarxhyne
JJ
jigsawkillad
franky benny
yungmillio
kelvingraphics
lanicky
lolaarhlozz
missyhorlah
LaurinaDavid
Jennimma
mencade5
prettyspicey
bholutife18
Kayjuu :p
and ma sweet-mzPreshie!!
and who else?


Pls sharpen ur skills and prepare effeminately!


N:B- description is key here,i dnt wanna win the contest like that
pls do comply to make it happen,or no food. (bows in french manner as
beard touches floor) THANK YOU
Good morning evarybady!! [/quote]why has no-one signed up for karaoke ? I'm here to watch ......
Contestants i'm waiting for you

Sia's album 1000 forms of fear
eye of a needle
cellophane
elastic heart

fire and gasoline
burn the pages
who's listened to those songs

eye of the needle
elastic heart (the best break up song)
cellophane
chandelier
big girls cry

Jhene Aiko
Drake
Sia

missyhorlah: ont know that syd

are you in benin currently and where?

missyhorlah: wickedness

Why? What has he done ? Forgive and forget na

missyhorlah: where in benin r U̶̲̥̅̊?

ugbowo

[quote
author=missyhorlah]yinmu,i just dy pity you cause when i pay
back,U̶̲̥̅̊ won't be able to bear it.it myt not be now,but m gonna pay
bck[/quote]what are you paying back na money or what?