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nadesh:
They are even following all the hassmetes on IG and twitter.

Jobless and mad as i am, am following just five hassmetes.

Following seyi ,mercy and kimoprah only

I can't comman keep myself

Gbegirisoupp:
So I was at the eatery, I met this very fine girl walking towards my table.

I smiled at her, she responded. I asked her to sit with me, she did.

I took our orders and came back to the table. By this time, she had started talking but I wasn't getting what she was really saying due to the loud music.

I leaned closer but was met with a highly pungent smell. I couldn't believe it was coming from her. I leaned closer again, OMG! I started choking.

I quickly regained myself and asked her if she knew Mercy And Trasha. She was excited and said yes, that infact she's a Toutan!

I left the table, With my food untouched. I wasn't planning on getting food poisoned.

Ahhhh!!! Thank God you japa'd ooo

To think she's even supporting that tout

That means she's also senseless

Body odour and empty head

That combination can kill a man ooooo

Any babe you see from now on ,make sure she's not a tout abeg

Advice from your loving sister

Love892:
Dont be myopic. I come to read news like every matured person.

I am following the page so it's only rational I check once a while. Check how many irrelevant comments I have made since October 6th . I have my own life than following a HMs life.

Oh yes I must fulfill my destiny in life. Powers assigned against my destiny die by Fire!!!!!

Yes oo ,you yourself are the power troubling your own destiny

Your not jobless and you have your own life

Yet you're following this page and checking for updates from time to time

The updates you're checking for ,are they not about the HMS lives??
Are they about your imaginary job

Aunty GTFOH jor

Love892:
honestly I fear who no fear ppl here.

I doubt they v a life outside social media. God may I not be so jobless that I will be living and following another life , instead of fulfilling destiny

So your destiny is posting comments on naira land abi

Go and take care of your wife and children

And leave nairaland for us jobless people

You that have life outside social media ,What are you doing here on social media

Destiny fufiller

The job of a Trashcan is not easy

You have to convince, unconvince and reconvince yourself

That your Dustbin in chief is actually leading when she's not doing anything worthwhile

Then convince yourself again that you are actually following her because you have sense which is obviously not the case

My deepest condolences

My prayers are with you as well

One minute silence for all local champions ,trashcans and Touts in the country

DownChelsea:
Tacha can’t even sit with in the same table with Diane as we speak

And she said Diane would never be able to be in the same place with her

It seems like she could see the future

Because obviously Diane is up there ,in the classy side of town

While she's down there with a bunch of touts ,local champions and mgbeke in one bending corner @ PH

Diane's shoes are too classy to step in mud and trash to go down to trasha's level

Wait first

I always said Dustbin FC were deluded and amnesic

I didn't think it was this bad

Tacha is bigger than mercy ,how abeg

It seems you guys are trying to convince yourself by saying it repeatedly

Did you see the Mercy-Ciroc setting??

Everything ciroc

Where is Tacha's own abeg

Who is big is big ,Smells \odours can't change it

Meanwhile, go check out my daddy

Isn't seyi just goddamned handsome?

Oh how I love mercy

Check her supporting enkay

Mercenaries, una weldone

I'm glad you didn't allow the touts AKA dustbin FC intimidate you

Load them all on a waste truck and donate them to LAWMA

All 1 million of them

Super proud and surprised @Diane's success

Small girl big breast and big God

Whoiwannabe:
Typically of you and your cohorts. I haven't called you any names, yet you are already triggered.

Sad part is, I don't even know why you are pissed o

Off you go.

My cohorts are team seyi

Off you go

Gbegirisoup:
Karen Igho also won it before Dilish.. but I get Laura's point..

"Laura"?

Whoiwannabe:
I don't need to come to terms with what I never had any issue with. You keep repeating Mercy is the first female bbn winner as though you will forget if you don't tell yourself every time.

If Mercy remains relevant, good for her. If she doesn't, it's still none of my 4king business. Heck Diane, Kaffi, Sir Dee and Co can be popular too. I don't care.

As far as bbn 2019 is concerned, I only care about Tacha. All the others can get dafuq out.

I keep reminding trashcans/toutans about her win,because Trashcans/Toutans and delusion na 5&6

I hope you remember this your epistle the next time you start wailing

Gbegirisoup:
Karen Igho also won it before Dilish.. but I get Laura's point..

I was trying to make a point about winning and saying relevant \popular

My own mistake proved my point

What is Karen and cherish doing now sef

Whoiwannabe:
What’s your point?

Who'd rather be right now? Ebuka or Katung?

Obasanjo was jailed once bah?

Kemen, Khloe, Tacha, were DQed, yen yen yen, what else is new?

Take your own advice: like it or not, Tacha will stay in your faces forever.

Neither of them were disqualified

So I'll be them both

Beorn:
@emboldened, not true. Cherish Makubale from Zambia won it first before Dillish. She won the first edition of BBA in 2003.

Chaiiiiiii

See how I forgot

I was trying to make a point about a female winning and staying popular

And Dilish just popped into my mind

Very funny something

Whoiwannabe:
What’s your point?

Who'd rather be right now? Ebuka or Katung?

Obasanjo was jailed once bah?

Kemen, Khloe, Tacha, were DQed, yen yen yen, what else is new?

Take your own advice: like it or not, Tacha will stay in your faces forever.

I've come to terms with the fact that tacha is popular and I'll be seeing her for a long time

You better start coming to terms with the fact that mercy is the first female BBN winner and is still relevant and will stay in your face for a long time

You better start dealing with it

If not , na HBP get you

Gbegirisoup:
They dunno o

I've looked at this picture 5 times

I still can't see what you want us to see

Biko explain

Ladyhippolyta88:
Which record? Is it by percentage or what?
Do you determine relevance in two months?

Oh really

So why are you toutans masturbating on this thread with tacha's "success"

If relevance cannot be measured in two months

It means natacha is not relevant

The only relevant person is the winner of the show

Kpakam

Ladyhippolyta88:
Who cares lauryn41, this is post BBN era and Tacha is the post BBN era it is only on this thread that sore winners like yourself keep making consolation post. Some people have forgotten about BBN and who won it and is kindly fizzling out. There is life after BBN and nothing changes that the reality after a reality show and Natacha Akide is living that life and would have won if not for DQ so you can't tell me nada.

Amerigbo won because the top contender was DQ. Who wins a post when your greatest rival was not contesting with you that is a walk over.

Has bigbronaija ever joined your faves live?

LOL I don't support mercy

I disliked both her and tacha

But she has won and nothing anybody can do

Tacha is post BBN ,so is Mercy

Have a glass of mercy colada and a cup of sugar

Ladyhippolyta88:
Did I say it did?

But did they come to win it again and were the prize money renewed to them again?

Keep focusing on past tense and don't focus on the future.

But mercy is moving forward

Signing new deals and doing new things

Did she sit on her money and relax

I don't understand what you mean by your last statement

Is she not focusing on the future ?

Ladyhippolyta88:
You dey mind dem instead of them to encourage their fave to focus in the future they are focusing on past tense that someone else willtake next year.

Dreamers, all themoney she has made from BBN has been given to her and cannot be given again.

Efe winning didn't erase the fact that katung won

Miracle winning didn't erase the fact that efe won

Mercy winning didn't erase the fact that miracle won

Whoever else that will win will not erase the fact that Mercy not only won but is the FIRST FEMALE winner

Mercy has won already

No matter how ebuka paints himself

Katung was the first winner

No matter how hard you try ,You can't erase what is on the record books

Mercy is the first female BBN winner

Its there on the records and it will stay in your faces forever

Nando,Roki,Maneta,Kemen,Khloe, Kbrule and Tacha were disqualified

Like it or not it will also stay in your faces forever

She broke the record of previous BBN winners

She not only won but managed to stay relevant and secure bags and endorsement deals and will continue to do so for a long time

Gbegirisoup:
Hahaha! What d fck is my business with their friendship

But to claim he face timed her... Nah! He didn't. It was all in her head.

AUDIO face time

Why you bother with those delusional people Is beyond me

They're seeing with their eyes ,they know the truth but choose to be intentionally ignorant and blind

They're like their tout of a madam

After all the bragging that she'll be bigger than the show and the winner

She ended up twerking in 500 naira per night hotels ,going to launch 100 naira entry fee club in benin and doing audio video call with somebody's husband

They're in a competition with isilomo ,not mercy ,the sooner they start telling themselves that ,the better

dominique:
See stunning classy ladies

It's starting to get clear to me. Cee-C dropped a tweet, Titans thought it was for their fav and started dragging her. Nina got involved something and they insulted her too. Nina angrily pulled out some DMs they've been sending to her friends begging for sponsorship for meet and greet. She has deleted the tweets but Titans are still boiling and Spartans are throwing their shades back at them. Moments like this makes me wish I was on Twitter.

Titans forgot that they're Spartans reloaded

Spartans are the original baddest and most rugged fan base ever

Who Titans be??

Gbegirisoup:
So Las Las, jaruma isn't a bad person after all. She just supported the wrong person..

She should have kuku supported mercy and enjoyed a life without embarrassment and body odour

Ladyhippolyta88:
So as your sense small reach it is possible to trend failure. Don't go and kill yaself because of Tacha. You wish Seyi na main ambassador eyah keep deluding yourself. It is obvious you are high on Oshogbo weed. Kpele meanwhile bitterness is a disease

I won't tell you anything

You yourself know the truth

Yourself and your failure of a lunatic in chief

Your fave is hawking 2,500 eyeglass, mine is cruising N70,000 ray bans shade

Kpele !!!!!

Nadesh and Gbegirisoup

Abeg sorry for them

Its not their fault that they're stanning a trending failure

Abeg how many times has house of lunettes posted about their Chief lunatic

Sugar daddy is the real deal ,The main ambassador

Every other ambassador is a social media influencer

fergie001:
I am speechless.....this Ayokunle second coming smells Oritsejafor Oritsejafor.....

You lack sense

Sweetpink:
Show us your own picture first.

Show us yours

Sweetpink:
Fresh babe!

Wait ooo,is that not the make up she used when she wore that "one million " aba made dress

This babe never still learn how to baff

Sweetpink:
See beauty!

We're still waiting for tatashe with Governor Wike oo

nadesh:
Resident jobless goat

You dey answer that one ??

Calls"himself " a family man ,yet have time to be disturbing women upandan on nairaland

Ladyhippolyta88:
They were well arranged accordingly. And Tacha and sirdee are bonnie and clyde. I thought mercy and Ike were lovers not friends so how dem come be bonnie and clyde

Kpele Tacha is moving forward despite your hate and bad belle

Seyi, Mercy ,ike and every other BBN HMS are moving forward despite your hate ,bad belle ,cluelessness and aproko