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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:54am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
I have perfect replies for those epistles
So you're among them

That quotes epistles in no less than 10,000 words abi?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:51am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
I dread no one. In my short time here, there’s nobody I haven’t sent to exile.
I dread the epistles oo

Especially when one or more mgbeke quotes them

The thing dey vex me die
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:50am On Sep 03, 2019
styrese:
sister indeed cheesy
That's cool though considering he is a sissy and would equally see u as same
However I believe IKe fits ur bill then wink
Yap

I like em bad and unpredictable

And MANLY

Nobody got time for pussy niggas

If I could get my hands on a randy Orton or a roman reigns

Oh lord ,what I would do to have someone remotely close to them

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:47am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
I love your emphasis on the “slow”. Which means you get the predatory tactic it connotes. I’m impressed.
Predatory indeed

Why are you guys even adding slow to it

Frodd is a tiger ,chikena

A lone ranger

I don't understand why y'all are adding slow to the tiger ooooo

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:45am On Sep 03, 2019
Munzy14:
I know be team E and N...

Ike and Mercy.... pity votes for cindy and frodd... grin

maybe u are looking for oshe.. grin

Robust epistles, lol until u pple drown us with it.

Infact nairaland should create a rule, if u type more than 200 words, u chop 1week in kuje... cheesy
I know you're not oshe

Oshe My hypocritical brother

I dey find trouble this night

I'm too calm to fall asleep

Las las fourbear and Arabic numeral will be banned for eternity
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:42am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
even tho I still feel like burying Seyi after the murder we committed on him. There’s something calm about you. And because of that, I’ll treat his corpse with some dignity. Let me mellow down small.
Abeg leave my sugar daddy for me

Vote your SLOW tiger in peace
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:40am On Sep 03, 2019
I'm going to sleep joor

Good night everyone

Or good morning rather

Sweet dreams

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:38am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
lolz. You sef don see sey the guy na sleeping lion. You no wan wake am!
Who?? Munzy??

I only dread one person on this thread

And the reason is because of unreadable epistles

In form of support and defence

So don't worry your fragile heart
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:37am On Sep 03, 2019
styrese:
Yea
it seems u have a thing for effeminate men
Ah!!!!!!!

Effeminate gini??

Where have I ever liked any effeminate man

Biko I don't support mike ,elo and frodd oooo

I like him as a sister though
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:35am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
Chai! Seyi again?? His fans right now
Nah we're good thank you

We're not going round taking L's left ,right and center

We have peace of mind

Because we know we don't support a twin crier

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:33am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
everyone I saw. So you see? As I see it, I roast the poster ASAP.
Your lighter is not working well

Ati roaster
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:33am On Sep 03, 2019
Munzy14:
Maybe u are referring to drake, because me i do forwarding and clearing no time... lol

U go talk who i ever buy his/her azz.. na dem deh lick mine.. lol... tueh tueh... what am i even saying... grin

OK, because i said seyi is a coward, he nominated mercy, but she didn't make it, he had a second chance to put her up, he settled for lesser and bubbly khafi... lol


he for do anyhow, Mercy will lock up kitchen... grin grin... and IKe will make him toilet prefect.... grin
You wan start with seyi abi

I actually like ike and mercy too much to whip out a robust reply

Go back to being political joor

Team everybody and nobody

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:30am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
is lai mohammed your godfather? The lie was cheap
How many anti flood's post

Have you successfully countered

Without yarning dust

Brother go and sleep jor

I actually like the mumu frodd
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:29am On Sep 03, 2019
[quote author=styrese post=81865893][/quote]Hey my nigga

From America's next top model
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:28am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
Job done! Mikawoods and Seyiwoods slaughtered as usual
You just ignore posts that decimates your joke of a favourite

Then scroll down to yarn dust

The only slaughtered one here is flood

Even I feel bad for him

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:26am On Sep 03, 2019
DownChelsea:
I like dem soo much
Are you also gay like your flood

Lol, I'm joking

Why can't you be political like them

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:23am On Sep 03, 2019
[quote author=Munzy14 post=81865847][/quote]Yourself and drakeblend are the sir dee of this thread

I hope you know

Where is that your "political" twin sef
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:21am On Sep 03, 2019
Dannyxy:
I find it sick and disturbing that situation said he puts frodd up just so he could see him cry.. It would have been better if he said, he wanted him to go..

how sadistic can one get, it literally means he could stab frodd and watch him wriggle in pain just for the laugh and thrills..

Mhen I used to really like seyi, but nahh.. I used to like Mike, and would have voted him in the finals.. But nahh


Ike and mercy have my votes if frodd doesn't make it to finals, they are both cunning, but they have plenty of light and laughter in them.. That I can deal with..
Well that's what happens when you make yourself a joke

Don't blame seyi for taking advantage of the opportunity

If someone passes by you with a cooler of cold water

And you're very thirsty ,will you not ask for a bottle??

They don't have the luxury to watch zeeworld and telemundo

Flood is the next best thing

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:19am On Sep 03, 2019
Alphagan:
Wattttt

You go fear epistle for this thread.

Where una dey get the energy from? huh

Local man cannot can grin
How far na

I saw you pepperring a set of sissies

Later you'll say I'm troublesome

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:17am On Sep 03, 2019
Threebear:
No one here takes you or your epistles seriously because they know it's all lies shamelessly designed to gain a few likes from your kind .
But everything I said about fraud are verifiable facts .

Your rebuttal is as lame and as whimsical as the joke you're a fan of .
Even frog will laugh at this because he himself has said it several times that he looks up to Mike .
Mike can never look up to a flibbertigibbet , a slubberdegullion , a no good loafer that even his dead beat father can't claim .

You know you're cursed when you use your ailing mother to curry pity and favours .
That's the lowest of low but what is to be expected from a 29 year old loser whose nickname sounds like something his father screamed out , when the unfortunate condom that began his aimless existence bursted .... FRAUD grin
Flood fans actually think they have a chance

So funny

I feel sorry for them though

They have slowly become what they support

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 12:03am On Sep 03, 2019
Blackhawk01:
Girllllll, I just went through your antiFrodd posts... You no too well oooooo shocked shocked and in Geezeem’s voice “when they go low, you should go high”...

I also saw you coming for my baby girl, don’t do that girl, don’t do me like that. angry angry
Lol

I'll try not to get dirty on khafi

For your sake

Even if I can't ever seem to like her

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 11:04pm On Sep 02, 2019
Blackhawk01:
They did? Y’all just go too hard on this trolling shii. Wetin concern una with people’s mental health?

I know this is a faceless forum but if you can’t differentiate between trolling and outright insensitive to the feelings of others, then you should get your brain checked.
That's the reason I'm all out on this street today

Was actually planning to ignore

But the suicide comments got me mad

I've made my point though

They should do well to cry about it
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 11:01pm On Sep 02, 2019
DownChelsea:
nice song. A song of shame you will eventually dance to..
Flood is already dancing to it

Haven't you noticed that

That song is his favorite song

It describes him aptly
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:59pm On Sep 02, 2019
Richardonald:
no drink sniper oh

I don talk my own

why you carry the matter for head, is like you are FRODD:
I'm actually laughing while typing this

Life is never that serious

Don't take things to heart
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:56pm On Sep 02, 2019
Blackhawk01:
This is rather unfair... It’s wrong to use people’s weak moment against them. embarassed
I also agree

Tell them

They didn't know when they were mocking seyi about almost commiting suicide

Like they were there when it happened

Whereas their fool of a favourite is a public disgrace
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:52pm On Sep 02, 2019
Frodd is supporters having the guts to talk

Is the funniest thing I've seen all day

Imagine "team Cindy" coming out to level shoulders

LOL , committee of pity party

You beg for votes morning afternoon and evening

After making mouth ,you'll still beg again for votes

Like your favourite begged to be a slave and houseboy to someone younger than him

That's the height of uselessness

I know people will still pity him

I mean ,what's there not to be pitied

Is it not flood again

Slow tiger ,nnwannem

Haq Haq Haq

I have your time this night
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:45pm On Sep 02, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
See painment! Hope frodd haters won't hug transformer when frodd wins d 60m shaa
By the way

You actually think flodd will win??

The only thing he was ever close to winning

Was Esther's pity

Flood's true percentage is 7%

Coalition of pity voters made flood amount to 20%

Very soon ,owners of the votes and pity will come for it

And your disgrace of a favourite

Will cry himself a river and swim home
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:40pm On Sep 02, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
See painment! Hope frodd haters won't hug transformer when frodd wins d 60m shaa
Hate ke

Who has that time

Come for my sucre papito

And I'll come for your slow crying tiger
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:37pm On Sep 02, 2019
Chibabe005:
No!!!!!

eleye gidi gan!!!
I don't understand that Chinese ooo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:36pm On Sep 02, 2019
XXML33:
Campaigning for Venita is a total waste of time. She's certainly going home on Sunday. Campaigning for her is like campaigning for Esther last week or for Jackye the week she was evicted.

Instead of campaigning for Venita fruitlessly, why not invest that time into something more useful.

A word is enough for the wise.
I have nothing to do this week

Might as well waste it on venita
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:35pm On Sep 02, 2019
[quote author=Puzzidick419 post=81863710][/quote]Kindly redirect that photo of yours to who it May concern
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Lauryn41(f): 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2019
DownChelsea:
there’s just one phrase for you!

“IF ONLY”
If only your flood was a man

If only your flood didn't exchange his manhood for a bottle of water

If only your flood wasn't a shrewd nd uncultured human being

If only your flood wasn't an emotional blackmailer

If only he didn't sell his birthright to Esther

If only he didn't get treated like a slave and a fucking houseboy

I would have taken you seriously if only you weren't supporting a pussy nigga

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