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Jokes EtcRe: Akpors And His Magic Trick To Gideon by lavera(op): 3:32pm On Jun 19, 2016
bqlekan:
I saw this on mark angel comedy series.. grin
it's just for laugh tags.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpors And His Magic Trick To Gideon by lavera(op): 11:09am On Jun 19, 2016
Do the necessary.
dani1luv, Ben13, lalasticlala, mynd44
Jokes EtcAkpors And His Magic Trick To Gideon by lavera(op): 11:06am On Jun 19, 2016
Akpors and Gideon
entered a
chocolate store. As
they werebusy
looking, Gideon steals
3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store,
Gideon says to Akpors:
"Man I'm
the best thief ever, I
stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u
cant beat that". Akpors replies:
"You want to see
something
better, lets go back to the shop
and I'll show you real
stealing." So they went to the
counter and Akpors
says to the Shop keeper:
"Do you want to see
magic?" Shop
keeper replies:"Yes." Akpors says:
"Give me one chocolate bar." The
shopkeeper gave him
one, and he
eats it. He asks for
the second, and he eats that as well. He asks for the
third, and finishes
that one too.
The shop keeper asks:
"But
where's the magic?" Akpors replies: "Check in my
friend's
pocket, and you'll find
them..
Source: www.ipink.ga/index.php?showtopic=3398
CareerRe: My First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by lavera(op): 7:19am On Jun 12, 2016
Kelklein:
[color=#CD1076]what da f*#k is this?! [/color]
It's what you f*#ked for.
CareerRe: My First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by lavera(op): 8:27pm On Jun 11, 2016
CareerRe: My First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by lavera(op): 8:23pm On Jun 11, 2016
CareerRe: My First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by lavera(op): 8:21pm On Jun 11, 2016
CareerMy First Day At Work. Something Happened! ( Narrated With Pictures).. by lavera(op): 8:18pm On Jun 11, 2016
I staggered to work with free, tried to open the door and .. https://www.amusingtime.com/images/038/funny-scared-baby-picture.jpg ... jeez! A lizard climbed my foot!
Nairaland GeneralMy First Day At Work. Something happened! ( Narrated with pictures).. by lavera(op): 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2016
I staggered to work with free, tried to open the door and .. https://www.amusingtime.com/images/038/funny-scared-baby-picture.jpg ... jeez! A lizard climbed my foot!
EducationRe: What Is Really A Noun? ( Simple And Understandable Richlord's Explanation) by lavera(op): 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2016
It's just for the records.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: England Vs Russia : Euro 2016 (1 - 1) On 11th June 2016 by lavera(f): 3:06pm On Jun 11, 2016
My signature, pls..... ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
EducationRe: What Is Really A Noun? ( Simple And Understandable Richlord's Explanation) by lavera(op): 2:54pm On Jun 11, 2016
Mynd44, Seun, Richiez, fynestboi, Lalasticlala
adjust where necessary.
EducationWhat Is Really A Noun? ( Simple And Understandable Richlord's Explanation) by lavera(op): 2:51pm On Jun 11, 2016
Topic: Noun, types, examples and associated terms.
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Theory: This question has been asked zillions of times.,some define it as a name of any person, animal, place or thing.
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But, is that all?
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Now, what is really a noun?

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A noun is simple a name of everything.

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Yes, whatever you deem something to be, is a noun.
Example: "I bought a new dog, I will call it Britneny", now, the new name (Britneny) is a noun, and the word you categorized what you bought, such as "dog" is a noun too.
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A noun is a name of a person ( James, Man, Human, Adam) , a name of an animal (Goat, Snakes, Animal, Insect), and a name of a thing, (Table, Water, Love, Hatred, Stubborness).
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So, you can now begin to imagine how far a noun's definition is from what you think.
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We'd now go into types of nouns.
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Types of nouns
*Proper
*Common
*Abstract
*Collective

Read more: http://ipink.ga/index.php?showtopic=3341
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 2:30pm On Jun 11, 2016
Okay, the act was supposed to be, "I came swapping a film from her brother" , then inversely seeing her. Her brother was my friend too. She felt unconcerned and to my greatest surprise, her action made me say something like: "you're forming posh now, huh?" , she replied: "if I don't form, who will?" .. I read the hand writting on the wall immediately. I gave my last resort to agreeing to the fact opened to me that, maybe she wasn't interested and this was the best way she could say it by acting it up.
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Abigail and Adaobi knew, and as they'd always say "He is a bad guy .., A renowned player and .., maybe he wants to play us" .., wait a second , I am a beautiful, courteous guy. Smiles. Take note of that quote in green, you will need to remember it in the future of this love story.
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Adaobi, on the second hand was somewhat related to Abigail, . , though I couldn't ascertain how bosom the relation was .
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 2:29pm On Jun 11, 2016
Well,that wasn't my problem, my problem was seeing her. As she came, I could swear with my everything that she saw me,and with the place that I was situated,it was pellucid that it was her I was waiting for. . ,but guess what happened?
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She passed!
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I didn't get her drift,was it that she didn't see me? No, it wasn't,because some friends with her waved at me. Why is she behaving wierd now?
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Chapter 3: I am this kind of alpha male that's well reserved, well-mannered, gentle and any good thing being a real "me".., and ofcourse, every girl's dream . So, I supposed, she was feeling fly thinking it was the best option not to belittle her pride of womanhood. I started having sub-thoughts. Abigail now behaves like, "who cares?" ..
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Hmmm
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Somedays after, we met, I requested she give her number but she kept procastination prior ..,to the extent,it got to a day I visited her .., her brother never knew we were dating, I was like framing the meeting with her brother, whereas, wanting to meet her.
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 11:22pm On Jun 10, 2016
I went home, the night made me weary. The night crawlers sang in their rhythmical tones, but none seemed to be pleasing me. As I closed my eye, then opened, it seemed the dreamland was closed, and the night, short. I welcomed the new morning with a new instinct.
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Chapter 2
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Sunday was like .., jeez! It seemed hairy scary boredom warriors escaped hell to capture me. The day moved bit by bit. I engaged in some social networking symposia to chase this scary warriors to abyss and ease my painment.
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Evening came, I never forgot I had a date, I was there, on time , and . ., in time. I knew she would kill my time, 'cos girls therein do have this feeling that if they yield quickly to a guy's bidding, the guy may deem them cheap. Well, not all guys ...
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Later, her presence was noticed from afar, I saw her coming .., but . , not just her . , but with some of her friends, when I mean friends, I mean friends that wanted me to date them too.
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You'd concur with me that every guy knows when he's loved by "them"
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 8:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
My friends recommended Abigail,maybe 'cause she was their 'socalled' perfect one. I met with her, spoke words into her,I saw her replying to my tune.
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She said she's going to give me a reply the next day making it a Friday. All's good. She typed her number on my phone screen,then bade me goodnight. Joining back with my friends,they wanted to hear how it went,well it went perfect! I forgot the number was on my screen and not saved; I accidentally pressed the Red button,then noticed I just cleared the number! I hurriedly went after her,fortunately,I caught up with her,told her to re-give me the number (didn't tell her,though that I mistakenly removed it from my screen without saving it), she said that it was unsafe that night were we spoke; that she'd give me it the next day,being Sunday.
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I took the fate and left,pondering why she didn't give me it upon all pleas that came from me.
CrimeRe: How We Killed Colonel Samaila Inusa In Kaduna - Suspects Confess by lavera(f): 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 8:05pm On Jun 10, 2016
lalasticlala , mynd44
. Pin it.
LiteratureRe: Misunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op):
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read the story at www.ipink.ga/index.php?showtopic=1737
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More post coming...
LiteratureMisunderstood Intention Of A Solitary Perfect Lover by lavera(op): 7:49pm On Jun 10, 2016
This story is originally written by Richlord, (of www.ipink.ga),(no part of it should be reproduced without the writer's permission

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Chapter 1: Getting awe wasn't all it took,I tried other things adjacent to falling in love. In a stroll out, I met this girl. As I saw her, a memory came to my mind.
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(Flashback)

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On a faithful day, Christmas approaching, I started to wonder and wander. I need a break to my feelings. I saw her, got informed, she said her name was Abigail, (as I heard them call her). I began my scrutiny then came across a close mate to Abigail, Adaobi. Adaobi and Abigail weren't all that bad looking but, I admired Abigail more 'cos of her well-reserved manner. I am good looking,so I knew I was supposed to be their daily discourse.


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Oh, what was I thinking? I turned back, saw both Abigail and Adaobi coming, I started pondering on whom to talk to, call it wooing. I made up my mind in remembrance to admonitons from my friends on whom to date.
WebmastersRe: Ipink Forum's Announcements for its members on Nairaland. by lavera(op): 6:40pm On Jun 10, 2016
BBnnaji & Mirabel are now junior admins on
Ipink Forum
WebmastersRe: Ipink Forum's Announcements for its members on Nairaland. by lavera(op): 6:38pm On Jun 10, 2016
info.
WebmastersRe: Ipink Forum's Announcements for its members on Nairaland. by lavera(op):
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