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Pets / Re: Please What Specie Is My 5 Months Dog Nairalander. by laxetude: 1:24pm On Jul 22, 2020
ekene101:
This is anayo/kanayo aka shoe and slippers bender,immune to hunger and starvation,only get aggressive on strangers when it's owner is around,can fend for itself,will always jog from your house to the next 5streets to look for trouble and run back home, don't normally stay at home at night to protect the house against burglars.
Anayo likes food alot and can even join robbers to rob full estate. Allow anayo into your house at your own risk because remote control, chargers,ear piece,decoder/gotv will start missing one at a time because anayo will sell them off to buy loud/colorado. I once heard anayo love to take tm and rophnol,reason they can jog under very hot sun to nowhere in particular.

Lol
Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye Features On 'Silent Prejudice' Series by laxetude: 1:20pm On Jul 22, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Dino my nigggar

If a politician can become a nollywood star
Why can't a real niggarrr who bomb for a living turn into a politician
Which means my dream and goals of becoming or rather delving into politics is gonna be realized and actualised

I will join a party with great ideology...I won't join APC..never..
For me to join APC i will join PDP

Like play like play...I will find my way into the legislative arm of government . ...then boom!!
I will propose a bill to legalize weed
I will recommend contract for all my real niggarrrz
All religious body be it church or mosque is gonna be paying tax

I done vote you already

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Phones / Re: X by laxetude: 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2020
toniotonero:

Gidieberry, jboixxx on xiaomi thread store

Thanks for copying them, tho I already spoke with them but due to lockdown I need a nearby/faster supplier
Phones / X by laxetude: 12:59pm On Jun 26, 2020
X
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects States’ Plan On Unilateral Takeover Of Discos by laxetude: 2:21pm On Jun 18, 2020
Let the banks take over.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Receives 2 Car Gifts On Her 35th Birthday by laxetude: 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
The Older The Get, The More Delusional The Become, ... She hasn't Realized that She's Hit The "Wall" already.

Am Patiently Waiting For When she Hits 40 Upwards, and No Man Is Giving Her Attention, When Her Make-Up Kits Start Failing Her and She'll Need a Whole New Version Of Make-Up kit To Polish Her Sagged Cheeks and Her Dick Sucking Lips grin grin

While Her Ex Husband Blossoms and Ages Like a Fine Wine.

To Be a Man Is The Best Thing that Can Happen To Anyone.

Your last statement is correct but so long as her career is still bubbling at 40 some mugus go still dey look her side for sake of clout

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