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papinx:
I am cool O. Lol... Students' Union Representatives are on their way to the Ooni's Palace..... Let's hope they bring good news. Although, there are indications that we may resume at the end of this month or first week of August. Continue to chill at home....

chai!!, greatest Ife

kunlexze:
oya receive it in jesus name

hahahaha!!. When i receive inspiration, I go draw

papinx:
Yes keh... Hope you are doing great

not too great jhor, tell Oau to reopen. You?

papinx:

I sight you too

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ddoi:
FRIDAY, 15 JULY 2016
at 17:39:00
UPDATED: e-Portal Now Activated For 2016 OAU Aspirants' Screening Application
The eportal of the Obafemi Awolowo University has been activated for aspirants screening process. This is following adverts in the National dailies which further states that the closure of UTME applicants would close on the 20th of July, 2016 while DE application would close on the 30th of July, 2016.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO ALL OAU UTME/DE CANDIDATES ON THE SCREENING EXERCISE
ELIGIBILITY
✔ You must have made Obafemi Awolowo University your first choice.
✔ You Must have scored 200 and Above in the Last UTME
HOW TO APPLY
Log on to the university Eportal (www.oauife.edu.ng ) and click on 2016 ADMISSION SCREENING - UTME/DE APPLICANTS by using your JAMB registration number to generate and download your RRR (Remital Referral Reference) and use it to pay the following dues.
The dues comprise of:
SCREENING FEE - N1,500
EPORTAL ACCESS CHARGE - N5,000
BANK CHARGE - N350
TOTAL FEE - N6,850
Payments can be via branch of any bank or MasterCard
After payments, you are required to do the following on the university Eportal:
1. Update JAMB data
2. Upload Results[WAEC/NECO/JUPEB/NCE etc]
3. Upload Scanned copy of Credentials
4. Print Admission Screening Report
NOTE THE FOLLOWING
Closing Date for Screening of UTME Candidates is 20th July, 2016
Closing Date for screening of Direct Entry candidates is 30th July, 2016
Candidates who are awaiting results are also eligible to apply. Such Candidates will be allowed to upload their results when they are released only if they applied within the specified period.
Also note that the exercise does not require physical presence of candidates on campus.
In a bid to serve you better and reach you more readily, OAU Peeps News Agency has decided to create a WhatsApp Group for all aspirants.
The primary aim is to disseminate targeted information to this class of persons faster.
Also note that the present Pre-degree students can also join the group...
To join the WhatsApp group, send a direct message to any of these numbers; 08064189480 or 0806342 9623 on WhatsApp using the format below
'Kindly add me to the OAU Peeps Aspirants' group. My name is Ajanlekoko May, aspirant of the Department of Chemistry.'
You will be added once we receive your request.
Kindly share this information with your friends.

Debbychris, come and see something

kunlexze:
post 'em here

I havent received inspiration yet

How come am just seeing this?

kunlexze:
yeah, any reservation?

I laugh in chinese. I swear your picture gave me hope, ashey I can even draw sef

JSMMUYIWA:
Don't worry,I've gotten alternative;
Bought 10naira razor ...blade ...
Your clippers can't barb hair so clean as it does....
Btw;
I borrowed Ituszchi3 Bicycle pump....
Now my car tyre is inflated.

In Kaseshi voice,u just have to look 4 alternative in Dollar world....

, wetin I no go see? Razorblade to barb hair. Itztun3chi!! Come and see something oh

JSMMUYIWA:
When I say we are.... You say...Oauite... When I say Oauite.... U say ....we are.....
1st stanza....there.... Where that boy wey take my lyrics book? Where is heterodox? Am seriously missing that fellow fah!!

Loool, this song go sweet well well

JSMMUYIWA:
Chai;
My battery is 4%....
Chai!!
You get jet when I dey pump car tyre so?


Oga,you people dey fight customer....
Dem wan beat me sef,Dem wan 419 too...
Dem no serve visitor too.
They drunk all the drunks in d Refrigerator meant for visiting customers
**I seriously want u to take legal action**"



How does she looks?
Rate her over 5 star.....

If only I don't have Gombo....(Kaseshi Gombo means thick and long tribal marks....a.k.a fight tiger)
I 4 do fineboi too
....ehn...

Loool, 4percent ke. Oga Muyiwa, go and buy a powerbank.

Hahahahaha!! There is no drink for costumer now. It's only meant for the staffs

kunlexze:
Np:- phil collins : Least You Can Do


I'v been sooooooo far away.

Lemme park my jet here. This thread should be intresting today.

Layooluwa and kaseshi, becareful 'bout my company before i take legal action

Layo u finally upload ur pics . Oya come take a selfie

which legal action, after we took care of the company during your trip, if you vex us now, we go tender our resignation letter.

Yes oh, I don upload am. Chai, na yhu draw that thing??

Hmmmm

Chai, oau's aspirant thread for 2016/2017 don reach their 17th page when we never even start lectures.....................#reopen Oau

kaseshi:
girl... ;De get as rosela be

I fit change am?? Maybe I should just use 'Jayooluwa'. You don tey for that place, shey?

kaseshi:
what type of razz beat is that na?give us something cool jor

chai , am very bad at giving beats, another person should bring it up.


Abi, you like 'zomzazomzaza zomzomzomza'

kaseshi:
yeee ....hehehe e wan resemble lacasera small

hahahaha!!! Me sef dey wonder how 'rosela' came into the mix, I think 'Joyce' was already taken nd I needed a username

kaseshi:
oya layoo...give us the beat..

titikokotiko.........titikokotiko

kaseshi:
oh that's what I put there too...whats yhur username...mine istillkaseshi

my own is 'Joycerosela' . I know right? I wasnt really thinking when I chose the name

JSMMUYIWA:
Hehehehe.....
Hahahaha ....
Dis one no dey look customer face fah....
Make I make u turn you say?
Na we dey pay your salary fah....
Abi u Neva hear customer is always right?
If I vex....I will sleep in your office tonight...
Till essmeeh comes...

Actually in this company, we are always right and our customers know that. But they cant leave us cause we are the best in our field

JSMMUYIWA:
Oya as nauh;
2 don cut 4 be that....
I get bass voice......
Na conga make u drum...
Kaseshi pass me d mic....
Oya Jayooluwa pass me sekere....

God!!, you just reminded me of my former moniker. Itz not 'Jayooluwa', it's now 'Layooluwa'. Nd wetin you wan use shekere do?

kaseshi:
na lie!!!!!!!!! are yhu on wattpad?

yes!!! tho, am kinda new there. Are you on wattpad too?

You put 'in my head' in your location on your nairaland profile too

kaseshi:
hehe..where I dey dat tym?

in your head. That's what you wrote on your location

kaseshi:
dapo..do not fear..for i and layo are solidly behind yhu...yhu fit sing now

abi oh, we go rock this music together

JSMMUYIWA:
Hehehehe....
Dis one wey you dey do me so no good fah ...
Common gaari u no give me drink,sugar e no dey:
Shey salt sef no dey ni?
Well Kaseshi may have a better meal for me after all?

loool, i no get salt, buh maggi dey. If Kaseshi doesnt have food, maybe you will manage the garri and maggi

JSMMUYIWA:
Haha?
I wan protest, I wanna see Customer service complaint Officer.....
You are d Manager and PrO how possible?


Hope no be you I go meet at the complain desk so?

no oh, not me. Na essmeeh dey dat place buh she isnt around for the main time, so you may kindly use the door unless you have the 2million

kaseshi:
yhur company get image...abeg ow the image be oh?

we are known for our good works and shey you know say na dopoxion wey design our logo sef

kaseshi:
hehe oya lemme ne the back up singer...who sabi drum for this thread sef..?

me nw, i dey beat shioor for drum

JSMMUYIWA:
Chai; Lolz... You no like me? This gaari dey smell like locust beans dey inside... If I close all those..... Wetin I go use take the cup to my mouth? Abii you no want me to drink your gaari ni?

why not?? You could use your ear now. It will do the job perfectly