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Nairaland / General / Re: Govt Officials Show Concerns As HIV Prevalence Soars In Akwa Ibom State by lazkizz(m): 8:40am On Oct 09, 2023
the wild inferno of immorality that has ravage the southern part of this country is quite alarming .

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Politics / Re: Thousands Of Hamas With Rifle Enter Israel Town (pics) by lazkizz(m): 8:20am On Oct 08, 2023
wow wow wow !!!
best way to explain it to lean man .


Thanks for this wonderful master pies .

are you a History professor ??


StOla:

Then some Zulus or Bantu from Southern Africa come claiming Yorubaland as a place their ancestors some 2000years ago once occupied, then your chiefs and land owners sell them land and they slowly start migrating in large numbers as they keep buying more land as more rich Zulus or Bantus keep sending money over to buy more land so that more of them can come to Yorubaland.

Then the British as Nigeria colonizers even encourage it because they have many Zulus residing in England who are rich business men and politicians who control things in England and other parts of the developed world, and want their people to come back to Yorubaland to unite as a single country of Zulus instead of being scattered in many countries.

With time they get a foothold in Yorubaland, and after a global genocide known as holocaust that was inflicted on the Zulus during the world war, the British and other world powers agree that it is best to let the remaining Zulus in other part of the world return to Yorubaland since they once inhabited the area thousands of years ago, and will feel safe there compared to living in other countries where they are already citizens of many centuries but refused to integrate to the Christian way of life in those countries and hardly inter-married, so as to keep their Zulu identity regardless of the different many countries they had been scattered for 2000years.

So now you a Yoruba cannot do anything, you have Zulus in your midst, and the British have decided that instead of granting independence to Nigeria, they will split Nigeria and let the Igbos have their own country, while the Hausa would have their own, but you the Yoruba will have to share your land with Zulus, for which due to the urgency they will even let the Zulus form their own country out of the parts of Yorubaland they now populate and dominate after over 70years of them coming into Yorubaland gradually. You are helpless.

The Zulus finally declare their country as allowed by the British and other world powers who agree to it as a solution to avoid another genocide of the Zulus. Then immediately (hours after) as they declare their country, they suddenly execute an armed occupation of land that they did not even buy or own before the British handed them independence, therefore chasing you away from your own land that you did not even sell to them because they know the land they occupy is still very small for their population and more Zulu immigrants that will still come over now that their own independent country has been established within Yorubaland.

You begin to complain. Some educated Yorubas begin to fight for their rights and they form PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organisation) that is led by Yasser Arafat.

PLO insist that the whole land is Yorubaland and that you will only accept a country called Yorubaland and that the Zulus can keep only the land they bought and the parts that the British let them have in the agreement for independence, but they must return all of the land they forcefully took over, then both you and the Zulus must live together as one country called Yorubaland as that was the name of the land long before even your tribe whose real name is Oduduwa tribe moved to that land and all the surrounding areas of Benin and Togo many centuries ago.

But the Zulus refuse and insist they must retain all of the land they bought and were also allocated by the British, and they would also keep the one they admit was forcefully taken. They insist they need the land as being occupiers of the land over 2000years ago, they actually own everything even if they too were not the original occupiers of the land before they later came about it as promised to them by their god Shaka Zulu who reigns supreme in the sky.

Some of your fellow oduduwa tribesmen in Benin and Togo try to fight war on your behalf so you can get back Yorubaland fully or atleast get back the part you never sold to the Zulus, but they are beaten black and blue by the zulus. The Igbos try to fight for you, they lost too, the Hausas try to fight the Zulus they lost too.

Meanwhile, the Zulus keep expanding into the rest of Yorubaland that is now smaller than the new Zululand. Worst of it is that what is left of Yorubaland is now at 2 separate corners of the former area, so you must pass through the new Zululand to go from the big part of Yorubaland to the smaller part.

You begin to fight and with time even the Oduduwa people think you PLO people no get ginger, then they form Hamas as an armed militia at the smaller side of Yorubaland as the Sorosoke generation, to be shooting missiles into Zululand so that you can get them out.

Infact, now you want to make them all perish so you can get all of your land back.

Britain and America call out Hamas as terrorists.

The rich and political Zulus who are still residing in Britain and America, are still powerful and continue to hold America and Britain to ransome that they must support Zululand.

In time, many militia on West Africa support you as their fellow WestAfrican, and insist the Zulu must return to Southern Africa (Europe). But the Zulu dominate American media and are very strong in Politics of that Strongest country, so they insist that anyone who is fighting the Zulus in WestAfrica is also a terrorist group.

Soon the Sorosoke generation of Oduduwa realise,they must continue fighting until oneday they will get rid of the Zulu from Yorubaland, but PLO of the Babasope generation insist that all they want is to share a single country with Zulu. Zulu insist they will never share country with anyone and secretly continue to expand their territory.

America and Britain, and even UN don organize peace summit tire.

Even the Zulu Prime Minister after the others ones don comot, wey do like say e fit embrace peace and return some of the land wey dem they expand to apart from the 1st one dem steal, na him fellow Zulu shoot am with dum-dum bullet so e go die.

Since then, no peace for West Africa because of foolish Zulu wey dey steal land and use media they talk another thing.

Infact, e bad so tey dem dey call all West Africans (Arabs) as terrorist because all of them say Zulu must go back to Southern Africa.

Some WestAfrican militia sef don attack America just to show support for Oduduwa tribe, as America dry always support Zulu for thier crimes, even when America dey always talk say dem support 2-state solution of Zululand and Yorubaland, but dem no dey fit convince Israel to surrender wetin dem steal.

Sorosoke generation called Hamas continue to insist that Israel must comot totally, but na only mouth and banger Sorosoke generation get. Na Israel get all the big guns.

Oneday, there will be justice, then there will be peace.
Travel / Re: Hashtag by lazkizz(m): 5:15pm On Oct 06, 2023
booked

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Romance / Re: What I Observed On Nairaland Since My Registration As A Member by lazkizz(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2023
you 4get one foolish He-goat were dey always dedicate song for every post on comment section


and funny thing he always on FTC .

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Sports / Re: I Missed Garri, Egusi When I First Arrived In Europe – Matthew by lazkizz(m): 9:10am On Oct 06, 2023
man has been tro slot to get to where he is today.


but still have a clinqe for garri and egusi soup
Travel / Re: Now That I Have Collected Naija Passport Let Me Destroy The British One. Photo by lazkizz(m): 3:09pm On Oct 05, 2023
werey were still be asylum seeker for UK wan destroy their passport grin

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Politics / Re: Economic Crisis: States Borrow N46bn From Banks To Pay Salaries by lazkizz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2023
the country is gone!


otilo e done go !!


No traces !!!
Politics / Re: Lagos Blue Line Rail, Makes 350 Trips With Over 75,000 Passengers In One Month by lazkizz(m): 10:24am On Oct 05, 2023
NRC should learn and digitalized the standard gauge Railway corridor form

Kad - ABJ

WRI - ITPK

LAG - IBN


electronic payment like the cowery card used by lagos state government.



but I know they won't do that , Because no return and oga no fit meet the target were madam give am

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Crime / Re: I Think I Might Have A Case Of Money Laundering by lazkizz(m): 10:23pm On Oct 02, 2023
you are too smart for us to advice you, oga detective


"Las las na wetin favor man, man dey do"

~Erriga

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Politics / Re: A Simplified Icheoku Interpretation Of The CSU Deposition In Court Today by lazkizz(m): 10:15pm On Oct 02, 2023
cook brother Cook !!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is My Birthday I'm Broke by lazkizz(m): 9:31am On Oct 01, 2023
man you soon Dumb , imagine we give you money for your birthday will you collect it


Nigerians with misplace piorities .

pls which tribe are you ?? I want to check something .


Who I am not to say Happy Birthday to you bro
Politics / Re: World Food Programme To Fight Hunger In Nigeria With $2.5bn by lazkizz(m): 9:03am On Oct 01, 2023
I just wish tinubu will learn from lee kyaun on how he transform singapore.
Politics / Re: See White Elephant Projects By Nigerian Politicians Which You Clap About by lazkizz(m): 11:42am On Sep 30, 2023
kenny714433:
Remove Aks Stadium and Four points by Sheraton. Those facilities are functional.

You can add Ibom Science Park, Ibom Tropicana (Only the mall is functional), International worship centre, and Dakada towers. Udom did us evil.
yes the stadium is the only thing saving us from international disgrace when it comes to Football matches in Nigeria soil.

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Politics / Re: See White Elephant Projects By Nigerian Politicians Which You Clap About by lazkizz(m): 11:22am On Sep 30, 2023
cook! cock!! brother Cook !!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: How True Is This About Nigeria (photos) by lazkizz(m): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2023
nawa ooo
Nairaland / General / How True Is This About Nigeria (photos) by lazkizz(m): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2023
Nigerians spent $5.5 million daily on betting as at 2022, while there's hyperinflation and most people live below poverty line.

Source: The Guardian Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Nimet Lists States To Experience Heavy Rainfall In Next Three Days by lazkizz(m): 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2023
bro is like this people are right about the forecast this time ooo , heavy rain is falling right now in Adawama state my location .


sha I pray it's doesn't leads to floods , we never haverst our farm produces ooo.

and cameroon also wants to release their Dam.

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Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Set A New Pace For Cooperative Development In Nigeria by lazkizz(m): 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2023
angry dancing Governor trying his best
Politics / Re: Anambra Govt: Only Indigenes Of Anambra State Can Apply Causes Uproar by lazkizz(m): 5:20pm On Sep 19, 2023
keep on doing yourself, I radar invest billions on bandit ravage north than invest 1 naira in the east .

seriously these guys continue making life hard for themselves.


if anything add price for Nigeria na ibo man add am.


any business they enter they change the pattern and put in their dubious prices.

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Business / Re: Onitsha South Seals NIWA Auto Park Over Non Payment Of N5oom Taxes by lazkizz(m): 5:19pm On Sep 19, 2023
keep on doing yourself, I radar invest billion on bandit ravage north than invest 1 naira in the east .

seriously does guys continue making life hard for themselves.
Phones / Re: Elon Musk Set To Introduce Monthly Charges On X(twitter) by lazkizz(m): 5:14pm On Sep 19, 2023
back to seun hands grin grin


only legends on nairaland understands this

( 2010 - present )

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Bear ₦‎1 Trillion Metering Burden As CBN, World bank Backpedals by lazkizz(m): 11:19am On Sep 19, 2023
grin God save me this country
Celebrities / Re: Enugu, Oyo Radio Stations Ban Naira Marley Songs Over Mohbad Death by lazkizz(m): 11:17am On Sep 19, 2023
Wawa people grin grin who dey listen to radio ??

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Dismisses Matawalle’s Petition, Affirms Lawal As Zamfara Governor by lazkizz(m): 11:15am On Sep 19, 2023
angry grin save me from this country
Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery To Purchase Our Crude In Dallars To Keep The Price High by lazkizz(m): 11:11am On Sep 19, 2023
Will this development make us buy at 400
Politics / Re: NNPCL Sacks All Management Staff With Less Than 15 Months To Retirement by lazkizz(m): 11:09am On Sep 19, 2023
angry sugar daddy will go back home to his kids empty handed with his 2018 model Lexus jeep


na now him go remember him God given loyal wife and his lovely kids, Try hard to be a father once again. but the family don forget say them get papa.

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Travel / Re: Flood Sweeps Away Motorcyclist, Displaces Hundreds Of Residents In Lagos by lazkizz(m): 8:49am On Sep 17, 2023
why can't the relevant authorities makes plans and arrangement to curtail this natural disaster , since it a yearly occurance

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Speaker Emerges The APC Speakers Deputy Chairman by lazkizz(m): 8:45am On Sep 17, 2023
Biafara still have a long way to go .

APC is somehow making the thieves united
Education / Re: Security Guard Impregnates 3 Students In Anambra Anglican School by lazkizz(m): 1:40pm On Sep 16, 2023
God save me from this country

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Politics / Re: $4m Needed To Replace Two Transformers Destroyed By Fire – TCN MD by lazkizz(m): 10:56pm On Sep 15, 2023
sabotage to get their own share


let's start investigating and prosecute public office holders
Politics / Re: Why You Shouldn't Eat Beans And Plantain by lazkizz(m): 8:23pm On Sep 15, 2023
madam put 16 plantain inside my big bowl of hot beans I want to die today .


Rubbish na onyinbo cook and oats no be posion , continue suffering form your colonial masters.


let's not even talk of garri today. the European makes our diets looks like posion while glorifying their junks .


No wonder 84% of them are Obeyised.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin And Kim Jong-un Now Plans To Send Norths Koreans To Space by lazkizz(m): 7:17pm On Sep 15, 2023
the unipolar world just lost their quest in turning the whole world to their uncultured activities .

Thanks to the likes of Russia,China, Iran,north Korea for standing firm despite the numerous sanctions .


some Africa countries are using this oppurnity to break the chains of western Neocolonalism and socio-economic imperialism , europeans have imposed on us, which is making us undeveloped and also making us a consumers market for western industrial output.

sadly Nigeria is not taking the opportunity of all this happen on the world international politics, Joe binded just check on jagaban and Ngozi at the just concluded G20 summit in India and confirm if the still have their grip on their number one puppet on the continent .


*ask your self why can't we have a refinary.

*why all our Doctor graduated from Nigeria going to London on an alarming rate .


bro the TRUTH is that we are still f**king colonised by this guy's indirectly.

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