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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Who Criticized Goodluck Jonathan Over Exchange Rate (2014 Vs 2023) by lenghtinny(m): 12:57pm On Oct 24, 2023
The truth is GEJ did not understand the extent of the power he waded as the number one citizen that he allowed every Tom, Dick and Harry bully him into submission both online and offline…..

However, despite how dull and unintelligent Buhari is, understood the power quite well probably due to his military background.

Meanwhile, Jagaban needs no tutorial on how to wield this power because he’s always had this domineering attitude since his days as Lagos governor.

As bitter as the truth may be, I don’t see BAT relinquishing that seat until 2031 no matter how worse the situation get.

He would survive whatever storm that comes during his second campaign the same way he survived the first one.
Politics / Re: Full List Of Governor Abiodun's Cabinet To Be Sworn-In Tomorrow by lenghtinny(m): 10:08pm On Oct 12, 2023
Darudapo and his band of forty thieves….

Nice to see Deji Oresanya (former Lawma DG) on the list

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée And My Best Friend by lenghtinny(m): 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2023
That your so called best friend Dey ment honestly….

I agree with the “ Bro before hoes” code but there are exceptions such as this 🤔

If that your guy na real gee, he’ll lock up.

Some things are not worth sweating over
Family / Re: White Woman Rocks Igbo Attire With Her Nigerian Husband (Photos) by lenghtinny(m): 1:24am On Oct 03, 2023
I no even sabi why una like to Dey worship these baby dolls angry
Politics / Re: I Remain Governor Until Supreme Court Says Otherwise - Gov Sule by lenghtinny(m): 9:40pm On Oct 02, 2023
What’s really the point of these election petition tribunals if their decision cannot be upheld until the higher court affirms it

Sounds like a time wasting venture imo angry
Family / Re: He Wants To Marry Me, But He’s A Married Man!!! by lenghtinny(m): 5:16pm On Oct 02, 2023
I find it demonic that you feel a man that age should still be single while you are desperate for a husband at 25…..

Na you commot eye for your age group begin reason someone almost two decades older than you, so the Ned/Regina video is kinda accurate for your situation…..

If you like continue to let your family push you, las las you go find out why nuclear family different from extended family….

Anything wey your eye see, you go take am like that….
Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by lenghtinny(m): 9:14am On Sep 29, 2023
Wotowotoman:


Lazy youth please learn to read. Did you not read where he said ge blasts music when there is light? I feel like slapping that your bald head I swear angry
You Dey craze 😏

Na your papa get bald head
Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by lenghtinny(m): 7:23pm On Sep 28, 2023
Buy boombox cheesy

Blast the speaker anytime they get down angry

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Politics / Re: UNICAL Sex Scandal: Minister Kennedy Fumes, Vows To Prosecute, Jail Anyone Lying by lenghtinny(m): 12:03pm On Sep 15, 2023
She got something up her sleeve….

The statement sounds like what a typical politician would say angry
Education / Re: How To Use The Study Route To Relocate To Canada By Following Seyi's Example by lenghtinny(m): 7:52am On Sep 07, 2023
Una go reach Canada finish turn travel agent wey you no Dey do for naija before you commot angry

Una go Dey yarn like say you get Justin personal number

You better go and join your colleagues on YouTubeangry

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Politics / Re: FG Recalls all career & non-career Ambassadors, expect them in Abuja on Oct 31 by lenghtinny(m): 3:54pm On Sep 02, 2023
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Na this kind comment dey vex me….

Yes he’s not entitled to him but what would it cost the diplomat to help people from his area to rise in whatever way possible angry

As crude as the northerners can be, this is one attitude that I admire a lot in them…..

Dem use self centeredness swear for us for south…

We rise by lifting others no Dey ever Dey their dictionary….. The same people they owe nothing are the ones they will go back to when they finally come down from their high horse angry

Las las e no Dey lead dem anywhere than to Dey blow grammar all over the place

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Crime / Re: Pastor Burns Sukura To Death During Deliverance (graphic Image) by lenghtinny(m): 8:04am On Sep 02, 2023
dealslip:
When Mercy Johnson sought revenge against Funke Akindele in Battle on Buka Street movie by visiting a church where in the cause of prayer, she got her legs burnt, I actually felt that particular scene was exaggerated now I realize I am the one that is mistaken and I was the naive one. It is actually a reality in all this pseudo spiritual churches and it's happened in real life. Na WA, I hope the girl is finally delivered now as all the problems pursuing her will cease since she is dead now.
Let us know Christ for ourselves e get why.
Things like this do happen often…

I recently witnessed at the clinic, a similar case of a 5 year old kid that was burnt on the chest while her ignorant parent were seeking deliverance from convulsion for the poor child through this same modus operandi.

These spiritualists are fast becoming a menace to the society but we are not ready for that conversation.
Family / Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by lenghtinny(m): 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2023
Evilstorm:


I've seen people ask more uncomfortable questions in those forums. And this is just like a contractual union. Haven't you head about the marriage between Janet Jackson and a Saudi prince.
The Janet case is more of a contractual union rather than marriage….

It’s a case of a fool is soon parted with his money. Such one-off cases are not enough to justify what this OP is trying to do……

Good luck to any lady that agrees to such condescending terms

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Family / Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by lenghtinny(m): 3:56pm On Aug 29, 2023
Does that in anyway make it right

People like you are the type that make stupid people famous by encouraging their folly….

He should post it on Reddit or Quora, maybe he will get the kind of response he desires
Evilstorm:


My don't mind us, Nigerians are hypocritical. If said guy's sister is impregnated by a celeb, he would be the one to post: " I'm going to be an uncle "

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Family / Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by lenghtinny(m): 3:52pm On Aug 29, 2023
Why didn’t you marry in your first world country…

She’s daft to offer you what’s left of her dignity all in the name of dual citizenship….

The only reason you are bold enough to approach her with the offer is because you are doing far better than her

You feel you are doing her a Favour with this ridiculous offer but there are other means through which you can feed your damaged ego….
beekind:


You women can't just discuss things without being overly emotional.

What other people are doing is get married, have kids and return abroad effectively shutting the door on the lady and making it hard for her to re-marry since she was married to them.

You seem to be quite young but as you get older you realise there is a difference between reality and fantasy and your perception of idealism is only a reflection of what society has fed you.

Like I said, marriage is possible but not guaranteed.
Men are driven by objectivity and not emotions.

I love her truely but love is never enough, life is more complicated than that.

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by lenghtinny(m): 11:04pm On Aug 20, 2023
Gadafii:
Girls everywhere are the same, as long as she has kpekus and menstr8

See as you paint Zambian girl clean like say she no get blemish, I pity you

The earlier you know all girls are the same white black or red the better
No mind am….

E just Dey shout Zambian upandan like they perfect in that country….

To each his own abeg

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by lenghtinny(m): 11:02pm On Aug 20, 2023
Jb95 post=125244479 :



Bros if u get to see ladies outside this country, you will know Nigerian girls have some kind of attitude that are really repulsive to men
Shut your trap man….

You think Zambian girls fell from heaven like manna ba angry

You can love your Zambian girl without dragging Nigerian girls

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by lenghtinny(m): 1:52pm On Aug 19, 2023
SF123:
Greetings all. Please why is it that not all medical student are showcasing that they are studying medicine or maybe writen boldly on their social media profile, medic or a sign of steth...please i want to know the motive behind this omen.
At some point, one realizes that some things are not necessary

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Business / Re: CBN Lifts Ban On BDCs, Introduces New Operational Mechanism by lenghtinny(m): 8:14am On Aug 19, 2023
Corn-fused lots angry

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Politics / Re: The CV Of A Ministerial Nominee, The Technocrat To Solve Nigeria Problems (Pic) by lenghtinny(m): 10:59pm On Aug 08, 2023
How did he even become a governor in the first place with trashy CV…..

I could remember how people were jubilating when he won the election back in 2019 but alas he was just another fraud
Romance / Re: Who Is More Important To This Woman In This Scenario by lenghtinny(m): 10:45pm On Aug 08, 2023
From the look of things, Ike is the bad guy eating all the cookie voraciously, while Jude is the Mr nice guy hoping to get cookie crumbs someday.

To whoever reading this post, in whatever you do, don’t be a Mr nice guy when it comes to women mattersangry
Politics / Re: Meet Mariya Mahmoud Bunkure, The New Ministerial Nominee Who Replaced Shetty by lenghtinny(m): 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2023
Another “Chop I chop” government in the making as expectedangry

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Music/Radio / Re: THROWBACK: The Shifi, Tunde, Yemi And Lanre(STYL-plus) Musical Group by lenghtinny(m): 10:01pm On Aug 03, 2023
The good old days of plantashun boyz, remedies, Eedris Abdulkareem, Tony tetuila, Rasque, Jazzman Olofin, Azadus, Ruggedman, zulezoo, danfo driver, stereoman and many others

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Celebrities / Re: Men Cheat For Fun Not Because They Don’t Love Their Wives — Blessing CEO by lenghtinny(m): 10:04pm On Aug 01, 2023
Love may be out of the equation initially but never underestimate the power between a woman’s thighs angry

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Sets Record,appoints The Youngest Ministerial Nominee In The 4th Republic by lenghtinny(m): 5:32am On Jul 30, 2023
garfield1:


Yes,a core technocrat.obi can never assemble such
How did Obi enter this conversationangry…..

You guys won yet you are still insecure against a third place contender sad
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by lenghtinny(m): 1:38pm On Jul 27, 2023
Three idiots
Apocalypto
Waterworld
Free guy
Tenet
Indiana Jones movies
Eyes in the sky
Acrimony
Education / Re: Must I Make Friends In My Hostel by lenghtinny(m): 7:25pm On Jul 26, 2023
Mamuzo13:


Thanks so much although I'm an introvert I made sure to have people I relate with most especially in my department and faculty, I also have 2 really close friends but I like to stay inside and read, pray just focusing on myself overall but I'm now feeling like I did something wrong. I've sensed some hostility from some girls in my own block
The average Nigerian is always like that when you don’t give them face.

As long as they don’t get physical you don’t need to try to belong to where you don’t fit in.

Before those guys approach you with the unnecessary bickering, Dey don reason your matter tire for that compound especially the girls, hence, the beef attitude.

It’s better you maintain your stance now more than ever because if you lower your guard, they will wash you in that compound because na contempt over familiarity go give you.

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk: Twitter Rebranded As X As Blue Bird Logo Killed Off by lenghtinny(m): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2023
Elon just turn Twitter to toy

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor Shares Her Battle With Loneliness In The UK by lenghtinny(m): 10:10pm On Jul 18, 2023
JC2021:

Say what you know pls. I will choose one Nicki Minaj over 10 Margot Robbie. And I'm sure many blacks would do likewise.
That guy must be high on cheap skunk to think I will pick Margot over Rihanna or Beyonce….

Even Margot won’t pick herself over them angry

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Politics / Re: Ministerial List: 5 Ex-Governors, Technocrats Lead Tinubu’s 42-Man Cabinet by lenghtinny(m): 12:40pm On Jul 10, 2023
NzogbuNzogbu:
The way yorubas have been talking of tinubu as Messiah you would think they care about the good governance they claim they were routing for after voting gej, out and installing buhari disaster for 8yrs in hope tinubu would finally be the Nigeria solution

It's the same chop na our turn Philosophy, what is fayemi continually doing in every government when all he has is pride and failure in the ministries
I just tire for that man called Fayemi…
He’s had enough but greed won’t let him rest

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Romance / Re: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by lenghtinny(m): 7:56am On Jul 03, 2023
Officiallyme:
Hello guys, happy Sunday.
I'm kind of disturbed and I'm here to seek or know if someone has had similar problem.

Roughly 3 weeks ago, I had s*x with my girlfriend (now ex) and not too long, I started noticing these around my p†nis coming with itchiness on my laps and buttocks. Like it's really really disturbing, though the one on my p†nis cap doesn't itch, the rashes on my lap itches bad. I'm suspecting herpes but I'm not so sure. Here is a pic of it(which I'll take down soon). Does anyone have any idea what this is? If you want to insult me, you're free to do so, but it should come with a solution, please.
Looks like scabies to me and it is not a sexually transmitted disease.

It is gotten via exchange of body fluids with an infected person which can be through sex and various other means such as an unhygienic environment.

Get benzyl benzoate and Loratidine or ivermectin.

Use tetmosol soap to bathe at least twice daily and don’t wear the same clothes especially underpants twice without washing henceforth.

It should clear up within a week.

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