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njokusboy: So lertee don hibernate without a gudnyt hug

waxdude: Naahhh I hvnt

waxdude: Lolz...guy no b force ohh,dem no dey take am collect money frm bank, nd sum peeps neva see my pic too..
@ hyde...*yimu* @ jekyll...dude wetin dey worry hyde?

ochon: Wetin do my lips?

ochon: No mind that bald headed jetli and seek wey ella dey use em ogor shine her shoe

The bobo na fine guy

njokusboy: I know sabi for am oh, I am having second tots about making him my bestman
becos if him look you anyhow, I'd give him a black eye..

waxdude: @ lertee not jst him, want to see evry1's pic here jorrr

ochon: , meaning you have a THING for me?. :

Reinc, do you copy?

Njoku, don't copy abeg, your own na to think say na expo I dey write

waxdude: LMAO...njoku has thick eyebrows?...well hvnt seen his pic

ochon: Lmao. You are like the 5th girl that's telling me I have thick eyebrows . Is it cool?. I don't really fancy it or think my eyebrows are thick

njokusboy: Mine aint thick nah

ochon: Stubborn ko, obedience ni

ochon: Na 2190 we go see you

waxdude: Thomas Ochonlalamosquito.....u chk am at all?....u hv 1hr 2 do dt

ochon: https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Jibs-Sent-From-My-BlackBerry-BellaNaija-21.jpg

Being engaged to njoku means you are single

So as your KING, I command you to upload it

njokusboy: Hahahahaha, he is as single and as irrelevant as the p in psychology... Lolzz

ochon: Easy peasy

I asked first, so you upload yours, I return the favour

@njoku, if you like do "yeah baby" to co-sign her post, na you know o . Anyway it sounded gayish, I won't be surprised if you are one

ochon: NO man much less a KING like me wears bikini. Durrrhhhh *rolls eyes like ella.b*

dre11: C you all 2morrow
bye family

ochon: Did for you twice, at the "diarylanders only" thread

Plus I asked you first, have you forgotten "ladies first"?

dre11: Mschewwww.........
see who is talking

abeg leave story for joor
we never see anyone shell wey you don break, destroy and soo on
the one you try Ochogofied you and ran away from the forum
guy
on a serious note, where you chase Tabh go hen!

ochon: Cos it brings out the contours in you

njokusboy: Lolzz, I could barely stand this morning oh.. Twas lyk some GREEKS were having some STEAK in my BRICK head... Well I feel a lot better now, 4 needle PRICKS, from a FREAK nurse, somewhere down the CREEK did the TRICK.. Lolzz that kinda rhymes, wat do you think? Plus I feel really WEAK, oh wat a WEEK... But I gotta be THICK, can't afford to be called a D'I'ck....

Yazmin: ....I don shaarrap.
Na run along remain na .
Buh nxt time dont assume before commenting.

Last bullet: get ur facts right before stating them! .

Now, u run along!!

xynerise: Ritual thinz


Girls, be careful o

Yazmin: Durrrh....the university is not in Jos.
Ooops, what a brain!!
Do more research. ...