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HealthWeekend Wellness by Levandergora(op): 10:08am On Jun 27, 2015
Hello! It is Saturday again but, sorry to be a spoil sport, monday will be here sooner than you know it! cry
At LevanderGora Wellness, we believe the weekend is used best when it is being used to prepare one physically, mentally and emotionally for the coming week and that is why we believe so strongly in weekend wellness.
Try and do some exercises. Eat right. Relax. Book a massage with us. Limit the time you spend on things that you normally do for work during the week.
You are as important as your job, business, career or dreams.
You need to be well for any of those things to matter.
Call us on 08188250819 for massage advice or to book a massage.
LevanderGora... BE well!!!

HealthMonday Blues by Levandergora(op): 7:56am On Jun 22, 2015
Monday is here again! Don't be sad. There are ways to deal with lingering stress.
keep your head up.
trudge ahead into the week.
you can do it!
If it gets too much, call us and book a massage, let us bring the massage bed and some peace of mind and keep it moving!!!

Have a great week ahead, Nairalanders!

LevanderGora... BE well!
08188250819

BusinessMonday Blues by Levandergora(op): 7:20am On Jun 22, 2015
Monday is here again! Don't be sad. There are ways to deal with lingering stress.
keep your head up.
trudge ahead into the week.
you can do it!
If it gets too much, call us and book a massage, let us bring the massage bed and some peace of mind and keep it moving!!!

Have a great week ahead, Nairalanders!

LevanderGora... BE well!
08188250819

Jokes EtcWhat Does Massage Oil Have In Common With Alcohol? by Levandergora(op): 11:52am On Jun 12, 2015
Refer to picture for answer! Lol!
Everything in moderation, darlings.... even the massage oil we therapists use on your bodies!
grin

Call Levandergora on 08188250819 to book a home massage for yourself or a loved one. kiss

BusinessLaughing At Our Business Challenges In Nigeria by Levandergora(op): 4:49pm On Jun 02, 2015
Hello Nairaland Business men and women. Over the last few weeks, we have all run our businesses under some impossible circumstances.
We made this meme for our customers to see and understand our predicament regarding why we couldn't always satisfy their requests to book massages, especially two weekends ago.

Laughter worked for us. What has worked with your angry customers during this horrible fuel scarcity?

CareerWorking Hard Vs Working Too Hard by Levandergora(op): 2:07pm On May 13, 2015
hello, nairalanders of the career world!
how market?! lol
so we at LevanderGora decided that we ought to inform you that it is perfectly possible to work too hard.
working hard implies that you face your career and you do all in your power to make a success of yourself in that chosen career.
working[b] too [/b]hard implies that you do all of the above at the detriment of your physical, mental or emotional well being.

so are you merely working hard or are you working too hard? when you ask yourself this question honestly, what is the answer?
every week another young "hard-working" person ends up in a hospital because of high blood pressure or hypertension... or we see their pictures on people's DPs on bbm with #RIP as the status message. May God forbid it for any of us oh! Nigeria is full of stress and it makes it harder to build a career.... even harder to build a career whilst still pacing yourself.... BUT you must find a way to not hurt yourself in the pursuit of your greatness! you owe it to yourself to take care of yourself, because your self is the basis for your existence. you need to remember to eat well, rest well, drink lots of water, exercise, get regular massages, spend time with family, hang out with friends. you have to make time out for other things outside your career and work. you need to find balance.

best of luck to all of you, hard-workers out there!
more grease to your elbows!
we, at LevanderGora, wish you the very best in all your careers!

p.s. call us for your massages... that is one step towards finding and maintaining your balance! wink

HealthSo Tired That Sleep Doesn't Help by Levandergora(op): 10:53am On May 06, 2015
hi, Nairalanders.
another week is speeding to an end and Naija people are hustling more and more daily.
all that hustling is causing serious strains on their bodies.
yesterday's traffic was horrendous! so many people, after being at work since as early as 6 or 7am, were in traffic for 4-5 hours trying to get home to rest! Lagos na wa oh!
Some people go through this daily, so they get 3 or so hours daily. shocked
even on weekends, they still can't find rest. If it is not wedding, it is house work.
so when do people rest?!
Here is the thing: sleep deprivation is horrible because after a long time of not sleeping well, you will find that when you finally sleep, you still wake up tired. we at LevanderGora have clients that used to wake up exhausted on a daily basis! Such a horrible way to live!
It is important to make out time for your rest. If you are married, you and your spouse can create a rotation technique whereby one of you sleeps and the other watches the kids till the first one awakes, then that other person goes to sleep.
if you already suffer from the side effects of sleep deprivation and lack of rest, you can make massages a regular part of your life. We have clients, men and women, business people or 9-5 workers, who get massages once a week, every fortnight or monthly, depending on their needs and schedules.
the important thing is because we are about people in Lagos countering the stress levels, we go to people's houses with massage tables, mood music, massage oils, scented candles and incense. We just want people to not just be, but we want them to BE well.
pls nairalanders, take good care of yourselves oh! Pace yourselves and make out good time to love yourselves! You deserve it. You are worth the time.

Call us on 08188250819 if you need to book a massage or if you need more tips for finding sleep.

enjoy the rest of your week!
kiss

LevanderGora... BE well!!!

RomanceFairy Tales... POLL!!! by Levandergora(op): 7:09pm On May 05, 2015
hi, Nairalanders.
so apparently people enjoy getting massages from their loved ones.
it is something like a fairy tale to find one's self dating a masseuse.
in fact, when people meet professional masseuses, they fall in love with their skills before they fall in love with the person! grin

some of the amebo people at levandergora did some investigations and found out that some men and women get offended when their partners refuse to give them massages after particularly stressful days. they see it as a form of neglect or lack of care.

so here is what we want to know:
would you be mad at your partner for not giving you a good massage at the end of a bad day?
we want to know if this is a common issue.
pls post your answers in the comment section.
you can also tell us why, whether the answer is yes or no.
thank you!

LevanderGora... BE well!!!
call us on 08188250819 if you need a massage at home. we even bring a massage table!

HealthCool Customers! by Levandergora(op): 11:15am On May 04, 2015
Here's to a great week ahead, o ye cool customers of LevanderGora!
And ye knowest what to do whenst the week starteth to get too stressful! *whispers "call us!"* lol
#coolpeople #wellness #newweek #monday #HomeMassage #Lagos #BEwell

1 hour full body massages, in your home... and we even bring the massage table! 08188250819

RomanceRe: A Great Way To Show Love! by Levandergora(op): 7:54pm On Apr 23, 2015
Nicklaus:
So if the massage therapist is a male I ll let her massage my girl hun huh No thanks.
We only have female massage therapists. Lol
RomanceA Great Way To Show Love! by Levandergora(op): 5:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
Hello Nairalanders!
We at LevanderGora Wellness have been very happy to note that our friends here have been calling us to book massages for themselves.
What has been even more awesome is that many also book for their partners as a way of showing they love them and care about making them feel good.
The Nairaland Men have been particularly good at this show of love.
Massages are a great way of relieving stress and dealing with muscle tension and we go to people's houses with the massage table, scented candles and mood music to make the massage even more enjoyable.
If you have someone that you love so much, pls call us on 08188250819 and book a massage for him/her and let us help you show them just how much you care.
We also offer couple's massages so the two of you can feel great together!

LevanderGora... BE well!

CultureWhy Do Nigerian Men Refuse To Get Massages? by Levandergora(op): 7:54am On Apr 22, 2015
At LevanderGora, in the course of our marketing, we discovered that a lot of naija men actively dodge anyone that proposes to rub their bodies undecided. Some people say it is a cultural thing. They say it is only a man's wife that may touch him on his naked skin on some parts of his body. We have been told that it is a physical thing. Many men react very physically to getting a massage, especially from a woman. Please, nairalanders, do you agree with any of these or do you know of some other reasons for naija men's reluctance to imbibe the culture of getting regular massages?

Anyways, for those of you that enjoy massages and understand the benefits, pls call us on 08188250819 and we will bring the massage to your house and even bring the massage bed! grin

BusinessMassage Humour by Levandergora(op): 1:50am On Mar 26, 2015
Just call us on 08188250819 when you need a massage... No need to break into song and dance! Lol
A fantastic home massage in Lagos is no longer difficult to get. All it takes is one phone call.

LevanderGora... BE well!

HealthRe: Help! 5 Miscarriages In 2.5years Of Marriage. by Levandergora: 9:04pm On Mar 15, 2015
Sorry to here about your situation. Would like to inform you that there is a procedure specifically for helping women with recurrent miscarriages keep the baby in. I think it is called circulage. I know Dr Ore at Citizen's Medical on Norman Williams street, Ikoyi, does this procedure. Pls take your wife there as soon as she is pregnant again. Wishing you all the best.
HealthHow To Get 25% Off Your Next Home Massage by Levandergora(op): 2:48pm On Mar 14, 2015
LevanderGora Wellness is a home massage service provider. We are based in Lagos and created this company in order to make rest and relaxation easier for the average Lagosian to access.

We decided to reward our customers for all the word-of-mouth advertising they have been doing on our behalf by introducing the reward scheme where you get 25% OFF YOUR NEXT MASSAGE with us EVERY SINGLE TIME a new customer gets a massage from us because they heard about us from you! As an extension of this gratitude, we offer the same to anyone at all, regardless of whether they have ever got a massage with us before or not! In short, even first time customers can enjoy the discount if they send someone to us BEFORE booking their first massage.

Here's a bit of simple mathematics: 4 referred paying customers from YOU = 1 FREE MASSAGE!

Call us on 08188250819 or email us at levandergora.ng@gmail.com for bookings or more information.

Thank you to all our current and future customers for all the referrals!
Take care of yourselves and remember, at LevanderGora, we just want you to BE well!

BusinessOffer!!! 25% Off Your Next Levandergora Home Massage!!! by Levandergora(op): 2:41pm On Mar 14, 2015
LevanderGora Wellness is a home massage service provider. We are based in Lagos and created this company in order to make rest and relaxation easier for the average Lagosian to access.

We decided to reward our customers for all the word-of-mouth advertising they have been doing on our behalf by introducing the reward scheme where you get 25% OFF YOUR NEXT MASSAGE with us EVERY SINGLE TIME a new customer gets a massage from us because they heard about us from you! As an extension of this gratitude, we offer the same to anyone at all, regardless of whether they have ever got a massage with us before or not! In short, even first time customers can enjoy the discount if they send someone to us BEFORE booking their first massage.

Here's a bit of simple mathematics: 4 referred paying customers from YOU = 1 FREE MASSAGE!

Call us on 08188250819 or email us at levandergora.ng@gmail.com for bookings or more information.

Thank you to all our current and future customers for all the referrals!
Take care of yourselves and remember, at LevanderGora, we just want you to BE well!

FamilyBook Your Mum A Massage For Mother's Day! by Levandergora(op): 7:06pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hello!

When you were a baby, your mother worked and worked and worked so hard to be the best and give the best to you. She often got tired and her body hurt pretty bad. She craved a backrub then and we are willing to wager she would still appreciate one now! We will do her one better this mother's day, when YOU, her once absolutely innocent baby, book her a home massage with us. It won't be a mere back rub. It'll be a 1 hour full body massage session, so blissful that she will gladly ignore (not forget... they NEVER forget! Lol) all the times you nearly drove her out of her mind! Lol!!!

A massage would be a good mother's day gift for your mother, wife, sister, girlfriend or to any woman that plays a motherly role in your life. Call us now on 08188250819!!!!
#BookAMassage #ForMother #HomeMassage #MothersDay #MothersRock #WeLoveMothers #Lagos #LevanderGora #BEwell

HealthRe: Levandergora Wellness - Home Massage Service In Lagos by Levandergora(op): 1:30pm On Mar 11, 2015
sholatech:
Excellent. interested today. From what time to what time do you operate on a sunday?
Hi! Sorry that we did not receive your message on time. We have time slots that start as early as 9am and the latest time slot is the 7pm to 8.15pm slot.

We are available every day. If you are interested, we can come during the week. Pls call or text us so we can arrange it. It is easier to reach us on the phone. You can also send an email to levandergora.ng@gmail.com.

Thanks!
BE well!
HealthLevandergora Wellness - Home Massage Service In Lagos by Levandergora(op): 9:40am On Mar 08, 2015
It is so easy to be stressed and have body pains in Lagos. The noise, heat, traffic and amount of hard-work that Lagosians are exposed to? Epic! That is why LevanderGora has come into your lives. We are a Home Massage Service based in Lagos. We will bring the massage table and everything else needed to help you find bliss. We truly believe that a good massage is NOT a luxury but a necessity. Too many young people these days have high blood pressure and this might be due to the fact that they don't pay as much attention to their mental wellbeing, preserving their peace of mind and checking their stress levels as they do to the work that brings in the money. Please, make massages a part of your health plan! Call LevanderGora Wellness on 08188250819 and let us come to your home and help you BE well!

HealthRe: Five Common Nigerian Home Remedies And Their Uses by Levandergora: 9:36am On Mar 08, 2015
It is so easy to be stressed and have body pains in Lagos. The noise, heat, traffic and amount of hard-work that Lagosians are exposed to? Epic! That is why LevanderGora has come into your lives. We are a Home Massage Service based in Lagos. We will bring the massage table and everything else needed to help you find bliss. We truly believe that a good massage is NOT a luxury but a necessity. Too many young people these days have high blood pressure and this might be due to the fact that they don't pay as much attention to their mental wellbeing, preserving their peace of mind and checking their stress levels as they do to the work that brings in the money. Please, make massages a part of your health plan! Call LevanderGora Wellness on 08188250819 and let us help you BE well!

HealthRe: Why It Is Important To Cleanse Or Detoxify Your Body by Levandergora: 9:32am On Mar 08, 2015
It is so easy to be stressed and have body pains in Lagos. The noise, heat, traffic and amount of hard-work that Lagosians are exposed to? Epic! That is why LevanderGora has come into your lives. We are a Home Massage Service based in Lagos. We will bring the massage table and everything else needed to help you find bliss. We truly believe that a good massage is NOT a luxury but a necessity. Too many young people these days have high blood pressure and this might be due to the fact that they don't pay as much attention to their mental wellbeing, preserving their peace of mind and checking their stress levels as they do to the work that brings in the money. Please, make massages a part of your health plan! Call LevanderGora Wellness on 08188250819 and let us help you BE well!

HealthRe: Help Locating A Massage Parlour Lagos. by Levandergora: 6:44am On Feb 19, 2015
DoubleN:
Hi Pips,
I have been experiencing some persistent aches as result of my Chair in the Office and i think i need a professional massage to sooth this pain. Please can anyone recommend a good place i can go too,to get this done?. Thanks
[color=#990000][/color]next time you or anyone you know needs a massage, you can opt to do it at home. LevanderGora Wellness is a Home Massage Service that aims to make it easier for all Lagosians to get access to regular massage therapy without the added stress and strain of being dragged through Lagos traffic and heat. Pls call us on 08188250819 and we will bring the massage table, the bliss and the relaxation to your house. Also, you get 25% off your next massage (even if it is your first with us) everytime you introduce a new paying customer to us. 4 new customers through you means 1 FREE massage for you. Hoping to hear from you and yours soon. smiley

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