₦airaland Forum

dangoteinlaw:
Before there used to be options to download some videos but that has come to an end. Seems without premium subscription you only have to stream.

Oga I just downloaded some stuffs on ustube

columbus007:
Same thing every day 😏

Either the guy is on a loop or he's just teasing us.
One day we will know

shinaola21:
🌺

My biggest fear is dying cause I haven't enjoy life at all,tell me yours.

Lol mine has already happened

Greatmec:
I have been married to my wife for close to 20 years now.
My wife is a very faithful woman. But I can describe her as frigid. As sex/romance/love making is her weakest point. Since she scores very high on almost every other indices except intimacy I thought I could manage.

Anyway 8 years ago I traveled outside the country for 2 years and came back as I used to do. But this time around I noticed that I could no longer get an erection when I want to do the do with my wife. Since then I/we have done everything to look for solution, but curiously till now non has been found. If I go in with another lady everything works out very fine. If I even use an artificial V.G everything works fine. But once I near my wife my John Thomas will not stand. If it makes a mistake and stands a little and enters the honey pot then it will ejaculate within 10 to 30 seconds. It is extremely frustrating.

I have tried medical solutions severally. It didn't help. After several studies I have come to the realization that someone must have placed a charm on me or my wife for the sole sake of giving me temporary impotence only when am with my wife. Something like "Tesho" a charm placed on mostly Yoruba girls to prevent them from having intimacy before marriage. Anyone that wants to have intimacy with them will temporarily become impotent. And if such charm is not removed on her that scenario shall continue throughout her lifetime. That is the scary part. Such charm has no expiry date.

As a matter of principle I do not and have never patronized native doctors. So I have restricted my solution finding to Churches/pastors/prophets etc. Unfortunately after 8 year, till date I have found no single solution.
Right now I am open to getting the solution wherever I can get it.

The answers I seek are:
1) Who placed this charm
2) Is it placed on me or my wife
3) Most important: How to end this charm

I reside at Aba, Abia state.
a) If you know a good church/ministry or man of God that can solve it please inform me.
b) Otherwise if you know a herbal home/ native doctor that can only solve it and not make me enter into some other fetish/complicating things please inform me.
Please help a brother out of this frustrating situation. Thank you all.

Person wey no dey do excersise too dey complain . Omor people get mind.
I can help you if you don't believe it's charm .
All these kind charm no dey work for me and my kegel guys

maxiuc:
My cousin bro got married to a woman that secret lured him into Court marriage and this is a girl that brought absolutely nothing it was my bro that trained her in university and ever since the court wedding this lady has been misbehaving and I got a clue from a closer friend of hers about her reasons for the court marriage and my cousin brother is very naive and stubborn type sometimes I used to tell him that no be to get money you get sense that's what he refuses to understand and he act to be on top the situation not knowing that the situation is on top him ,now the lady is kind of doing anything she wants to do kwatakwata if Dem divorce she will get a share from my cousin brother properties, she contributed absolutely nothing to the wealth of this my brother. now what does the Nigerian laws says about this should Incase divorce comes can she lay claim of any of my Brothers properties that she never contributed into and all this properties has been there before she came in as wife...

I'll mind my business before person call me egbon adugbo . No b my money no b my wife oga

iLegendd:
FREE LIGHT: Do You Want to Relocate to a Place With Free 24-22/7 Light + Good Security + Good Network Connectivity and Access to Fresh Food?

Someone messaged me from Nairaland asking if I know a place with free constant light he can relocate to in Nigeria. Below was my reply to him. I just wanted to share it since it might help one or two people.

There is free and constant light in ONELGA, Rivers state, Bonny, Rivers state, a community after Nedugo, in Bayelsa state, where I did my NYSC.

I heard some other Niger Delta oil producing LGAs have too, but I haven't visited them yet.

I also heard Tompolo's community has constant light and it's safe, except crossing water.

ONELGA is a big LGA, so it's divided into 3 called Ogba, Egbema and Ndoni.

Ogba is divided into two called Egi and Igburu and a town called Omoku is under Igburu. Omoku is the local government of ONELGA.

Notable names from each place

1. Egi (Current Rivers state deputy governor, Ngozi Odu)
2. Omoku (Felix Obua, aka Go-Round)
3. Egbema (Stanley Nwabali — Nigerian goalkeeper)
4. Ndoni (Peter Odili, forever Rivers state governor).

For the one in Bayelsa, I lived in Nedugo as a corper, but the next community, 5 minutes drive, where our corpers' lodge is, I forgot the name (probably Obunagha or Gbarantoru community), has free light.

From what they told me, Nedugo was supposed to have free light too, but when the oil company asked their elders if they prefer light or cash, they chose cash.

All the places I mentioned are safe, no more cult crime. If the security outfit catches you in such act, you're in soup.

It's all peace and minding your business. Nightlife is also good. Rent ranges from 200k (1 bedroom) to 500k per year (two bedrooms).

Good road network as well, some under repair. Glo, MTN and Airtel work, especially MTN.

So, you'll have to do some research to choose the one you want.

Or go to Omoku and spend a night or two in a hotel to study the place, ask questions, then from there, you can decide or explore the other options. Everywhere is motorable. If you use electric bike or car, you've save yourself a lot. Some Chinese EVs use both battery and fuel.

In my years of existence, since 2004 (secondary school days), I haven't paid a kobo on electricity bill. I was moving from free light to free light. The only time I ever paid for light was when I was studying overseas, but in Naija, no way.

I'm so used to free light and can't imagine myself paying light bills every months in Nigeria. Nah! We go fight. How can you deprive me of my privilege?

The same way Fulanis carry weapon and everyone sees it as nothing, but their previlage is exactly how I feel with free light. Even abroad, that $75 - $100 I used to pay used to piss me off, but I had to behave. I feel so entitled and I deserve it.

Someone posted this in 2015 and it's still valid.

https://www.nairaland.com/2372730/city-nigeria-24-7-electricity

This guy writing is creative damn.

Sirchiboy:
S€x is so stup!d.
Imagine moving upward, backward, screaming and swèating just for a small liquid to
come out..Nawa😏

45 years old man

Talismann:
this one na Mard man

Mard sholay nagin toofan

But why u no spell Mard correctly .

Oh antispam dey fear u uncle!

webizone:
I have a someone who is interested in going into medical courses like medicine, nursing and pharmacy.

But currently, he's rounding up his Industrial Chemistry degree.

We are both ignorant as to how to go about it as what prompted me to make this post was because he said he wanted to take jamb to pursue the course of which I advised him that it won't be necessary because he is an undergraduate.

But that's about it. Please if possible, mods, can this get to the front page so that more people in this quest can get answers too?

His age
Hope na never 29 or 30

yeyebrity:
Contact me if you need Linkedin, Fiverr, instagram, Hive or Pi accounts.

Drop your contact I need linkedin

Stephen0mozzy:
You can now generate any type of dataset you want to practice on using our free tool.

Get template datasets or generate any type using a simple prompt in seconds.

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Be honest how many month to master data analysis providing I have basic knowledge of python

Negroid001:
Let he who hasn't sinned before cast the first stone.

This a logical proof that religionssss na scammn.

Imagine when people do bad because they know one European has brought Jesus to forgive our sin . Na y politicians no fit repent, criminal no fit repent because no purnishment for sin . Jesus fo forgive everybody last last .

Figger:
Check this out

My guy
They ban mine also

All I can see is double homicide ban
People go chop ban tire
This I have seen

dettolgel:
Who needs visa when Benin airline is fully operational?

Only Europe na
And u fit die for desert my guy

DNAPro:
I spend average of N5,000 daily on Airtel data which amounts to about 2 million naira every year.

Recently, I observed that Airtel just shuts me out of the internet almost every 2 hours, even when I have robust data.

This has continued unabated for the past 6 months, and they are relentless about it. I have called them several times to complain, what I get is the usual questions,which ends with 'switch off your phone for 5 minutes'.

I hold virtual seminars and meeting on DNA testing and genetic testing with both local and international clients. Getting shut out of the internet while you are doing this can be very embarrassing and financially costly.

Why should I have data and yet struggle to browse the internet, even when the costs of their data is now so exorbitant.


I need a lasting solution and alternative.

What is the best hitchless internet service provider and how much does it to subscribe.

Business owners, internet guru please bring your suggestion.

I want to cut off Airtel for good. I'm tired.

Liverpool I can never walk alone.

I thought it was only me, guess what?
I would have 2 gig na dem go decide when to browse and if I should exhust my data before expiring day.
Very stupid network but I noticed when I went to my friend side the network was fast so I think it depends on your location .

Find network wey good in your location or buy starlinks jeje

Eranetic:
That's cheap..

I've been trying to crack crypto trading for couple of years now,

And I've finally gotten my unique strategy

Like 1D higher timeframe indicators,

1h macd and 5min confirmation.. Bla bla

All I needed was to automate it. For optimal performance and Cuz I cant watch the chart all day.

And that will requires a whole research and new coding skill (pine script v6)

And in 2 days I've got a full working pine script v6 + steps to automate it to my broker.

What should take me months of learn, practicing, debugging, failure, optimization, typing, research and a whole lot more.

And believe me, as a computer scientist,

It's a cheat code to life

That means I can use chat gpt to create and build my own portfolio with just the basics of python and ai

Cubanaigwe:
You of all people. Lol

Me sef shock

Eranetic:
If you are a computer scientist, even with basic experience about how coding works

You can literally code anything without writing any code

Just give a 'detailed computer scientist explanation' and believe me ChatGPT will whip out the codes in second/minutes.

And also use ChatGPT for debugging.

Learning different coding is very difficult, and what should take you years of learning and experience or thousand of dollars to pay a professional,

ChatGPT will code it in minutes. Free.

If you understand how 'difficult, important and powerful' coding can be,

then you understand how powerful 'computer science + ChatGPT' can be used

At least give us example
Let's say you want to create a site like NAIRALAND

Kobojunkie:
If you don't draw the line on that which is completely unacceptable, is it that you intend to see a repeat of the very same in your own life?

Wetin u dey talk
U just use English spoil everything. Nna

greatness77:
Azithromycin and doxycycline is the best affordable medicine to treat most of those common STDs that our girls are sharing to us, azithromycin 3500naira
Doxycycline is 400 or 1000 naira
But my advice is try use CD, yes we know raw is sweet but wetin d sweet d kill oh,
If you keeps on getting infections and treating it with dox or azithro one day those infections will wear body armour and starts defending themselves against dox and azithro, raw sex is very dangerous, I'm a stunch fan of raw sex but somebody here advised me to use CD but I refused to listen now I'm battling with serious and lethal std that is trying to vandalise my joystick, I'm typing this in pain, I've been drinking doxycycline but no sign of relief I priced azithromycin but they told me is 3500 which I no get
I regret my life, I will not have raw sex again😪😪

I had one issue with raw sex back in 2019 , my John come vex come dey peel , I dey see red for my cap; the skin don peel finish.
I used injection but e no cure am

Hint: Nigeria has grade b antibiotics not as strong as the one in Europe hence regular use would make the bacteria to adapt.

Na one herbs cure me permanently, all my sores , itching , white discharge and pains gone in 2 weeks . Just herbal drink and soap . I can help you I won't collect a dime from you

Coder2Client:
For software engineering job you don't have to lie but for any other roles alaye lie to get the job and learn on the job.

Why can't you lie on software works.

Okay imagine a scenario you got an opportunity to travel out to Europe. You've been learning Python development for fun but still stucked on YouTube tutorials for like a year; but you have the passion for it creating site and stuffs .

You have friends that are good python developer but don't have the opportunity. If you open up to your sponsor that you are just intermediate level and not a professional he'd terminate the contract. But you know it's only a matter for 4 month dedication for you to master it even when u get there .
Now your agents are already half done with your visa processing.

Would you open up to then?

Hint: knowing that you can keep on touch with one of your friends to run work for you till you master it when you get there.

Would you open up and terminate your contract

Oga no need to hate your father
U sef go born
U sef take responsibility.
Nobody is perfect, you didn't know the problems he had as at then. He did what he did with the limited knowledge he has then.

ChangedMan1999:
Bro, I feel you

I was even thinking that mine is the worst

She doesn't work

She will soon be 60

I'm 26, I have never ever seen her working to make money.

She is solely concerned with maintaining an elite personality

She quarrelled with each of the families in the public house we live.

As neighbors would go to work she would be at home shouting from the balcony.

In the years of our childhood she would start flogging us in the middle of the night, as people are sleeping and resting.

I taught my own is worse sef .

Swealy:
Hello People

Honest Question:
Is it ever okay to lie about your experience to get a job?

In today’s highly competitive job market, some people stretch the truth—or even fabricate experience—to land opportunities. While integrity is important, others argue that sometimes, getting your foot in the door is the only way to prove yourself.

i have a colleague who was at a final interview for a company willing to sponsor him and his family for a software engineer role but did not have the required experience in a certain area, should he have lied or spoken the truth !

This exactly my case ajeh

oluwaahmed:
Joshua has also been listed among the wealthiest under-40s in the UK, sitting in 24th place.
A working system where an ordinary person can work hard and make it BIG!

Oga go UK go make am big shebi u no go pay tax and na free food u go dey eat na

whatmoreng:
Beautiful song but empty lyrics. This current breed of Nigerian musicians just dey waste classic beats.

No vex. Listen to this and compare to that "with you" .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeKPLNFDoHA

Can I trust you to listen to the song