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TravelRe: Aero Slashes Fares To N9,999k, To Run May 13th – 31st by lindiwey: 7:08pm On May 15, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Talented Celebrities That Refused To Drop-Out From School by lindiwey: 8:31pm On May 04, 2013
adami48: Psquare never graduated from uni abj for ur information @Op they droped out like others too, even Peter was expelled due to cultism n dat was d end of it, bt u know money can buy certificates wit 1st class dis days so maybe they used there money bt as for gratuating, even them will call u a liar on this

@ wande coal maybe cos they had an album curriculum Vitae dat was why he said wande studied Curiculum studies, neva had of dat very funny....
I think Paul managed to graduate,he had like 2 extra years or so He was in my departmnent.finally,no b by bn a graduate.dey don hammer pass me wey be graduate..damn B.Sc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 5:20am On Apr 20, 2013
michaelbiz: There are two major departments for the new in-takes.

1. Administration
2. Enforcement

The "Admin" usually is the internal system running the day to day operations of NSITF in conjuction with other arms of the Ministry of Labour and other parastatals like Pension Trust Fund @ Labour House, CBD, Abuja usually processing one thing or the other (depending on the requests put forward).

The Admin / Operations is a huge department, because of the different areas covered like Accounting, IT, Legal, HR, etc and depending on the state branch you are posted, you may not really understand the size and the relationship between branches, because NSITF is a parastatal.

But here in Abuja, the relationship is clear.

Enforcement is the real reason why you were employed. Enforcement is the new focus of the NSITF because the covering Ministry of Labour under which you operate needs to generate revenue with NSITF.

Those who are in the Enforcement arm will be officers who go out to bring in the reforms and the revenue. It does not mean you are police officers, it only means you are to bring in revenue from various areas such as are stated in the NSITF Act:

a) Contributions by members under the contributory components of the scheme;
b) A percentage deduction from the Consolidated
Revenue Fund;
c) A percentage deduction from Value Added Tax
(VAT);
d) A percentage of Excess Crude Oil proceeds;
e) Excess profit (above the average cost of capital
and an allowance for a reasonable rate of return on
investment; to be reviewed annually);
f) Unclaimed dividends after stipulated number of
years;
g) Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) funds and similar intervention funds;
h) Percentage of Excise Duty;
i) Contribution from the statutory allocations to the
state and Local Governments

Some of these areas are already taken care of internally, but the ones that are problem-areas where officers need to work upon will be the job of the day. Officers may be working in groups as the case may be.

Some people have insulted me here.
We shall see!
I hope the answers are clear enough now.
Cheers.
U are well informed.tanx for educating us..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post NSITF Appointment:information And Updates by lindiwey: 1:25pm On Apr 19, 2013
fabulous01: here is nt meant 4 u. u arrivd late...too late. go and ask google
Buhahaahahahaha! Egbon,u harsh o..

@bonjovi,u opened a new thread because of those of us dt r yet to get our letters ba?..I don catch u 2day n I go still follow u for dis thread..anyway,wats realy hapnin?am still hopeful sha I pray I get mine bfor dey cal for inductn n documentatn
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 12:28pm On Apr 19, 2013
steffans: Hey!
I can see a new tread jst started 4 dos who have gotn der letters....

www.nairaland.com/1262619/post-nsitf-appointment-information-updates

By d way... Are letters still bin realesedhuh
Na wa for dat guy o.see d lame reason he gave for opening a new thread.anyway,na so life be..he don get job na so he wan segregate himself
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 11:02am On Apr 19, 2013
Jonwesley: Haba! I'm wondering how Jangilova epo motor or JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! became a childhood song. A song done by Mocheda a fews back. Poster, tell me your age abeg.Maybe the topic shd rather be songs that we missed their correct lyrics. SORRY IF I'M HARSH.
Na u supose tell us ur age!those born in the 70's and 80's will definately know dis song abi na ryhme..Obviously mochedda also knew dis ryhme yle growing up and dats y she added it to her lyrics.hw can u say d song originated from her.abeg try dey reason well,I no like dull pple
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 6:13am On Apr 19, 2013
mobi5592: Tnx @ op jare. Na u try pas.reminiscing d old gud days, what luvvv that was!

Pls. Whoever can recite this poem should help me out with d lyrics:
''sing low, sing chariot, coming back to carry me home''.

To this day, that song has a way of colouring my imagination.
Swing lo,sweet chariot
Coming forth to carry me home
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally Nimc Send Success Message by lindiwey: 9:15pm On Apr 18, 2013
SammyJac: The headquarters of NIMC is located in Sokode crescent, off Michael Okpala way by PDP National Secretariat (WADATA HOUSE) very close to The Federal Inland Revenue(FIRS) Head office, Wuse zone 5, Abuja. The popular and nearest bus stop to the place is Berger round-about/bus stop. Wishing u guys the best.
Berger or Sky memorial bus stop
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 9:05pm On Apr 18, 2013
Sweet memories!
Bk then We say
chin gum =chewing gum,
Choco late=chocolate
Instead of saying I'll report you,we start singing den den den den den I will tell mummy for u..L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 8:01pm On Apr 18, 2013
sheyie2007: Just curious, are you Nigerian?
Proudly Naija!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 6:33pm On Apr 18, 2013
Whereva u go...gogogongo!
Whereva uv bn...sisieko!
Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan! smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by lindiwey: 6:28pm On Apr 18, 2013
Evanisgud: I love dis: in 2 my (2x) cum in 2 my heart lord jesus, cum in2 say, cum in2 say..
I love dis too.I taught my 22mths old son..it is come in 2day,come in to stay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 4:05pm On Apr 18, 2013
manby10: My sponsor called me ma!
Okay dear.. smiley there's hope
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 3:40pm On Apr 18, 2013
manby10: lindiwey tnx dear. I pray u get it soon. God dat did 4 me wil for u.@ Rotex tnx o. Hapi 4 u too. I wil do jst dat.
Manby,was it someone u know dat cald u to go pick up ur letter or d cal was directly from nsitf?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 2:48pm On Apr 18, 2013
manby10: Thank God o! I just got a cal to go to Headquarter 4 my AP on Mon. I pray u get urs those dat ar expectant. IJN.
Awwwwwwwwh!congrats dear.so happy for u,dis is goodnews..still hoping to get mine too..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 9:22am On Apr 18, 2013
fabulous01: it means u dnt keep record.........
i moved it 2 ur mobile wen u requested 4 it.........
wont possible to do dat here ma....
My phone get issues.txt msgs hardly come in and d sender gets a delivery report.leme switch it off n on.then u can resend
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 7:02am On Apr 18, 2013
fabulous01: so sori ma 4 nt reachg me. out of town...wi bk soon, leave me a mesg on fb, I wi snd u my line. hw far u v gone wit d stuf. God wi see us tru
Amen,tanx..I don't hav ur facebook Id
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally Nimc Send Success Message by lindiwey: 6:31am On Apr 18, 2013
[quote author=Marco-P ]Guy, in what language did you write your NIMC test? Certainly not in English Language; because your use of the language is abysmally poor. Unless you applied to NIMC as a security guard or mechanic. Haba!

Please, my advise to anybody who claimed to have received an invitation to interview is this:
Log on to NIMC website, copy the phone number there, call them to confirm. The text you received may very well be a SCAM in the making.[/quote]I hail those of u dat feel u know how to speak english and tryn to talk others down.na by english? am sure dis dude is more intelligent and will even perform beta wen given a task than u dat can speak queens english.some people were not opportuned to get a solid foundation but stil struggled to meet up.he's english aint dat bad just few errors.obviously he can read and write so y are u wandring d language he used in writting d test.was d NIMC test an essay? Instead of u to correct him u are blasting him..smh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Aptitude Test And What To Expect by lindiwey: 3:13pm On Apr 17, 2013
lindiwey: Congrats! When and where did u write yours? Did u write on d 1st day which was on d 23rd of march or so?
Sorry 23rd february I mean
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Aptitude Test And What To Expect by lindiwey: 3:10pm On Apr 17, 2013
alasuomowei: My heart cut, as I received the Message......
Congrats! When and where did u write yours? Did u write on d 1st day which was on d 23rd of march or so?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 11:07am On Apr 17, 2013
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fabulous01: info' dnt wori d exercise sti on. got dat from a genuie source.has been extendd. just pray is done in ur favour. am sti wit u guy. God wi do d best in our lif. amin. ve a glorious day in Jesus name. amen
Egbon,bn tryng to reach u.wetin do ur phone na? Hw can I get in touch wit u?
PoliticsRe: There Will Be More Power Outages - Nebo by lindiwey: 6:09pm On Apr 11, 2013
Bullshit! Na today? Abeg make I go on my generator.Oga Nebo,u and ur people cant dull me o...mtshewwww
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 4:41pm On Apr 11, 2013
jessejax: Hi erriOne any news abt documentationhuh
Documentation ke! Evrytn is on standstill o till I get my own letter,na all of us go do d documentation together by Gods grace.. smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 8:43am On Apr 10, 2013
Hahahahahahahahaha...c wetin nsitf dey cause.those wt AP letters vs those witout AP letas.u guys should calm down jorr.@michael,a friend of mine was givn assistant manager o.get ur facts right..@Dexx,congrats! I tap into ur blessings
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 11:07am On Apr 09, 2013
jessejax: Pls pls wots up wit dis 28days allowance thing? Does it apply to nsitf? Who knows about it?
Usually when one gets a job with d federal govt or transferd to anoda state u are entitled to 28days in lieu of hotel acomodation that is if u are posted outside d state where u reside..d 28dys allowance is to help u settle down in ur new environment.I dnt tnk dis applies to nsitf n sm oda govt parastatals due to lack of sufficient funds.some delay paymts but most pay imediatly to enable the newly employed settle down asap.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 7:42am On Apr 09, 2013
BE811APP: u sound like a staff...
so dos who neva see letter...
may dem forget am sheihuh?

abi wetin go hapen nexthuh?
I wonder too ooo..dey will extend it for my sake.am stil hopn to get mine n I'll get it by Gods grace..no b naija we dey?anytn can happen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 6:45am On Apr 08, 2013
Tonic baby: Follow Landers, I heard dat anoda bacth of AP letters will stil come out, pls how possile is it? Urgent response plssss.
I heard so too..stil waitn for mine.I am hopeful and trusting in God
CelebritiesRe: Waka Waka People: Meet The Three Most Red-carpet Party Goers Of 2012/2013 by lindiwey: 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2013
@ITbomb,then u don't even know linda ikeji..she dosnt attend most of d events you see her post on her blog.evn if she attends dats her job to give pple like u live celebrity gist..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 3:50pm On Mar 25, 2013
@fabulous,pls gv me ur pin
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Cartoons and programmes Of The 70s, 80s And 90s by lindiwey: 12:20pm On Mar 25, 2013
Ovideo,captain planet,chuckle huns,king rollo,danger mouse
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 9:26am On Mar 25, 2013
AMEN..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NSITF Interview In August by lindiwey: 9:52am On Mar 22, 2013
@keside,long tym! So uv collected ur letter..Congrats!

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