₦airaland Forum

Okija_juju: You need to visit my Shrine..

Come with;

1. He-goat with moustache
2. 4 White Okuko Igbo
3. 2 White Ogazi
4. 2 Orji Igbo
5. Ose Orji
6. 1 carton of Henessy VSOP
7. 2 50kg bag of Imported rice and 2 bags of stoneless Ofada rice
8. Ingredients to cook the Okuko & Ewu.
9. 6 Christmas Hamper (Premium type)
10. 10 Large Catfish

Airforce1: The history of Nigeria right from 1960 never long reach like dis

Dannylux: Tell us more.. we care

Airforce1: Jealous?

Sorry oh.

Airforce1: Anita isama is my kind of woman.
She s got all tha qualities I wanted in a woman.

She s da definition of a real african woman.

Paul is lucky .

deejay_harry1: cool answer

Airforce1: She be olodo na.

Dannylux: She ain't black.
She's light skinned and tanned.

Airforce1: Paul's wife is beautiful..
Young and got good manners.
Unlike that mannerless old cargo his twin brother married as wife.

May god bless your union @ paul and anita.

rill: Abeg where the cute baby

Iceman296: Is that what Election is All about?? Then It isn't Free and Fair then. Lemme ask You, If Obiano was in APC, Do you think he'd Stand a Chance? I guess No. The People Just want APGA to be in seat and Would Continue to Remain in Darkness!

TechWalker007: guy u re 100%correct.

I am not from SE but I know the election is between, APGA (SE) and APC (SW). Forget Ngige, forget Obiano.

deejay_harry1: your dp make sense..

Abu Mikey:

Your face don make shiit catch me

Dannylux: You for expose your booobs wella to enable us cast our votes

bitweezy: Snake massage sounds like death enticement massage

ajas baba: see as the yarnsh don fold finish

njokusboy: Why are they jailing them? Those girls are enterpreneurs

demelza: I guess anytime he hears the president talking from ABJ, his response will be "Broke people from broke states think they have an opinion"

Vivly: oh Lawd!!

SUNNY45:

SUNNY45:
Na Abuja peeps dem wash like this? I no go gree

Na Abuja peeps dem wash like this? I no go gree

SUNNY45: Na Abuja peeps dem wash like this? I no go gree

SUNNY45: Na Abuja peeps dem wash like this? I no go gree

SUNNY45: Na Abuja peeps dem wash like this? I no go gree

SUNNY45: Na Abuja peeps Ghan!!! Ain't no party like a lagos party lasgidi for lifedem wash like this? I no go gree

Judek2: Thank God we arrived safely.. It was a stressful and uncomfortable journey..

Meanwhile, as for the *no warm reception*, I never wanted it. Everybody takes us Nigerians as terrorists, and my visa expired last month. So before I start shouting I be whizkid, I might already be in jail.

as for the oyibo beside me, na him smuggle me enter yanki, I owe him a lot..

The show is not a big deal, I'm just gonna sing one track sharp sharp at Obioma cool joint in Naija embassy..

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm outta here before they detect an illegal immigration..

Thank you my fans, one love..

sagytarius™:
Ok... so?
And why does this guy always strike a pose like a he-goat sniffing its urine?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1312029_540710_10201697401904476_663201860_n_jpgad51aae6bda966177c6333969c0a6709
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Goat_sniffing_his_own_urine.jpg/800px-Goat_sniffing_his_own_urine.jpg
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1312103_now202_jpg11daabc63490a38047a5b67a01568abd

Any striking resemblance?