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MhisTahrah:
Am I being monitored or what? Should I be scared?

I had a nice night spiced with nightmares.And yours?Did you dream about me?

Oh no. Don't be scared. All i do is lie beside you at night and caress your face and hair while you sleep peacefully

No i didn't dream because i didn't sleep, i was too busy watching over you.

MhisTahrah:
You have a taste for virtual cakes now? Good morning

Virtual cake kwa You'll be shocked to see me at your doorstep on the morning of your birthday. Good morning. How was your night?

MhisTahrah:
Not anytime soon, why?

It's been long i ate birthday cake so i am looking someone whose birthday is close

MhisTahrah:
This sounds more like a curse. Am I ever serious?Lol
You haven't seen your family since January?? School or what?

Yes oo school. Hey, when is your birthday?

MhisTahrah:
If this conversation was a piece of clothing, it would be so tight and stiff.Is this old age?

LMAO.. you are not serious. I don't grow older, i grow younger

MhisTahrah:
Beautiful, thanks.How is fam?

Fam is good, Haven't seen them since january tho. What about yours?

MhisTahrah:
School is okay. How was your day?

My day was quite boring. What about yours?

MhisTahrah:
I'm fine and you?

I am good. How is school?

MhisTahrah:
Ah! It's not that deep please.

Ah. it's that deep oo. How are you?

MhisTahrah:
Ah! It's not that deep please.

Ah. it's that deep oo. How are you?

MhisTahrah:
Say no to fake love.

Baby the love i get for you na times two. No be April fool. i love you die. if na lie make water carry me go far away.

MhisTahrah:
We both know that is not true.Good night.

We both know it's very true. why don't you believe me?

MhisTahrah:
Uncle Osas, you ask too much questions.

It is because i love you na. Haven't you heard? You only question those you care about.

MhisTahrah:
Just say no.

If i just say no, that will be a boring reply wont it?

MhisTahrah:
Post your picture.

I am so ugly my picture will literally break the internet. Now you don't want the internet broken do you?

MhisTahrah:
Yinmu.
Fine and you?

Ah, so you don't believe me? what have i got to do to make you believe me?

MhisTahrah:
Lmao, no. You that doesn't care about somebody.

That is not true oo. i do care about you, you are the sugar in my tea. How have you been na?

MhisTahrah:
Lol, I am waiting for your pre-wedding pictures.

You mean OUR pre wedding pictures right?

MhisTahrah:
Lordcat, where are you?

I am here baby. You want us to be the next couple to tie the knot? i am ready if you are

engrelvis:
ok bro but how u c today match?

I didn't watch it, i was quite busy. I know we lost but how did we fare performance-wise?

odizeey:
baba na old way of life you won follow so. let's appreciate each other

Baba na play i been dey oo but some people wan turn am to fight. Anyway sha i don rest.

Lana1:
Lol. U dont respect opinions of other fans but u want us to pay attention to some useless points u're trying to pass?? Guy go and sit down and let us concentrate on the match!!

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afrodoc2:
Imagine the guy sitting in his basement saying he wants to slap fellow fans because of a difference of opinion. People take some things too serious on NL ad he is obviously taking his moniker too serious.

Can anyone actually slap people on the internet even if that person is king of the world? it's obvious i was only kidding about the slapping part but you guys obvious decided to ignore the main point i was trying to pass!

Leyqute:
If you want to slap someone, your face is very close to your palm. No one appointed you as Lord over this thread or chairman of Utd fans association.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions. If you don't agree with it, don't threaten them. Just skeep scrolling. You won't die.

Funfact:





Did you know that you are very stupid? Now you do. it is obvious that i was only kidding when i said i wanted to slap some people but dunderheads like you had to point out and hold on to that part of my post like your life depends on it. keep showcasing your stupidity, its your right. Rant all you want, i wont dignify you with a reply after this

larride:
Las las we go all dey alright. 3 pts and clean sheet will calm everyone down.
GGMU

Yes oo, las las we go dey alright

engrelvis:
I totally agree with u on dis but being a man utd fan doesn't mean we should nt appreciate gud football.alot of other fans were doing it during Ferguson time.we may say things but deep down our blood is red- no matter what . let c how today match Goes.

Bro i didn't say we shouldn't appreciate good football, who doesn't love good footie? i fvcking love good footie. But you shouldn't be so negative towards your own team all in the name of loving good footie. If your blood is red then show it, effing act it! It's not that when you are cut, you bleed multi-colored blood then you tell us that "deepdown, your blood is red".

larride:
Don’t loud it abeg.

Didn’t we start last season scoring 4 goals in like 3 matches before everything went downhill. Didn’t City start with slim margin victory last season?

The kind way some of our fans wants Mou to fail is nuesating. Each and everyone to his own.

The negativity here is just too annoying. what is more annoying is that its coming from so called united fans. i really feel like slapping some people.

Unlimited22:
The trolling should be our job. Man, even as a fan of a rival club, I have to admit that this place is choking with negativity and pessimism.





















But what do I care?

See ehn, all your heart desires will be granted before the week runs out.

larride:
Too much negativity around here mehn

As in, it's annoying man. TOO MUCH NEGATIVITY. When the fans of a club are as negative towards the club as these so called fans are, then how do you expect the club to do well? No positivity, no encouragement, no faith! Haba!










Some of you so called fans are worse than the coach and players y'all keep on lambasting.

I hate the fact that some of our players are not good enough, i hate the fact that our coach has refused to change his defensive and outdated tactics but what i hate the most is the way some people idolize Pep and Mancity on this thread. It seems most of us have forgotten what it means to be a fan. How can a Manutd fan be assisting Mancity fans in praising their team? What kinda fan are you guys? Please you guys should stop making City seem like the best thing since chicken pizza! The season has only begun FFS, Let city praise their players, while we encourage ours! if you want to drool over City's player then go to the Citizen's thread. it's dead but you can resurrect it .




I will report any post that praises any City player hencefort, i no wan know whether the player na RonaldoMessi hybrid.


PS: Oasis007 to dash you slap just dey hungry me

LuvSwollenPussy:
Abnormal ones nko

I don't give a fvck about abnormal bitches.


I dig paranormal bitches.

Normal bitches turn me off