₦airaland Forum

winetapper:
Let the change start with you... Isolate it a lil bit it has been socialised enough.. Just little walks and keep away from strangers now use chains or cages

yea his ryt..lock him up for a while..let it b dat u alone av access to him always..nd guv him d rum to play for dah period

lolzz..sixpacked bread

bring him to naija for two days holiday..nd behold a new being will b created frm him

for wah?? jst wickedness

crazily nice

yea...truely deserv it

nice awtfit...lookin fat dis days nt sexy

mikeansy:
Ayinde is our most clever footballer!

yea..wif the left back she is gud too..so much confident...more like marcelo

ghettodreamz:
Abeg let's start parking bus

or let say tractors

who score abeg...ah jst dy my rum dy hear shawt

wer z d super sexy eyes now...

'He has colonised our compound, bearing children with recklessness..... lolz..

*singin 9ice* on ur wedding day..na police dy wait for u..ayawa

exactly...if u show everybody ur asset..wah will ur bf or husbnd boast of den?

Young03:
pls who ar they? cus I av not come across does names on nairaland

including me

gud one....buh konji z gonna kill alot sex starved niggas den

r.i.p

had my first kiss wen ah was in primary3...my heart was jst beatin a thousand tym per second...d feelin ah got was awter dis world lol

lolzz ur forgot to mention bleaching it wif carol white

z dah so?

textbooked

9iceEze:
Guy e b lyk say u dey pip me wen i dey do ol dis ply hahahahahahaha dos days funny oooo use our legs build hous go catch grashopper encage dem insid d hous we mould. It ws ful of funs fof

lolz eze ma man longtym ...

SAY THE TRUTH

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? lolz

hmmn...na wa o

really damn